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So much for friends.
Posted:Jul 9, 2012 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2012 2:41 am
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I have been renting this house from a friend for going on seven years.

When I first moved in the rent was quite good, but over the past two years, it has gone up a lot.

Because a friend is renting it, there are a lot of things that need fixing, but don't get done.

I told her about the termite problem, nothing was done until I had piles of termites inside the house, then she finally came to have a look.

The latest is mould that was so bad, due to the very wet Summer we had had, that my and his girlfriend had to move out until the problem had been fixed, as he was having problems breathing.

Again a band aid job was done, but at least the mould has been removed.

This morning I recieved a phone call from an Estate Agent telling me that she wants a market appraisal done.
Would have been nice if she had of called me and told me that she was thinking of selling.

There are other things that need fixing, but it's been home for a long time.

There are not many places around here to rent, plus I have an old cat, and not many places will allow you to have pets.
Plus there are lots of expenses involed in moving.

Not a nice way to start my morning.

Ha ha. Had to edit this blog. I had put how much it had gone up, and the powers that be must have thought I was asking for money.



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Grey
Posted:Jun 19, 2012 3:23 pm
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2012 9:16 pm
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I've just finished reading the Fifty Shades books.

They were badly written, boring and repetitive in some parts, but still a Hot read.

There is a saying in one of the books that I just love.

The female swore out of character, and said that she had a brain to mouth filter malfunction.

Do any of you have those? I know I do sometimes.



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Roy does................
Posted:Jun 16, 2012 7:04 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2012 12:16 pm
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Roy hates Winter, as it makes his nipples erect.










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Some people............
Posted:Jun 15, 2012 1:06 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2012 10:04 pm
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have a death wish.

These days I drive to work in the dark.

This morning there was a woman running dressed all in black.

She scared the shit out of me as I nearly ran her over.

WTF is wrong with people??

Nearly every morning, I see people running, or walking to the station.

Why can't they have a torch or wear something reflective so they can be seen?




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This is................
Posted:Jun 13, 2012 10:34 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2012 12:31 am
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how I'm feeling.









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The wrong knickers.
Posted:May 27, 2012 2:41 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2012 10:11 pm
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Showered, dressed and out the door and on my way to work.

Within about 10 mins. I realised I was wearing a pair of knickers that should have gone into the bin instead of the washing machine after the last time I wore them.

There they were creeping down my backside. I was lucky that todays shift I was mostly on my own, so was able to keep pulling them up, which was a total waste of time, as in no time, they were creeping down again.

I have to wear long pants as part of my uniform, which saved me from total embarrassement of them falling down around my ankles.

I had thought of going commando, but it might have been a bit much for the old men in the Nursing Home, should they notice my butt cheeks jiggling as I waked past them.

I did not want to be the cause of them having a heart attack.

This time they have gone into the bin at home. Maybe I should have left them in a bin in one of the oldies rooms. That would have had the nurses and cleaner wondering who had been up to no good and with whom.




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Enough cocks already.
Posted:May 16, 2012 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2012 6:42 pm
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What have they done now?

Nothing happening in my alerts bar for a couple of days, and today there are 100s of cock shots from all over America.

Every time someone uploads a photo........... there it is on my page.

There was even one of two girls all over each other. I don't care what people get up to, but I don't want it in my face.



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Shopping trolleys.
Posted:May 13, 2012 6:06 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2012 12:16 am
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Why don't they make the base of shopping trolleys spring loaded?

Being only 5ft 2in, I find it hard to reach the last few items in the trolley, which of cause are small, as the big and heavy things go on the belt first.

They seem to be getting deaper and deaper. I know it's to encourage us to spend more, but it's not fair to us short people.

I'm sure one day I will reach too far and fall in. A funny sight indeed. Me head first in the trolley with legs up in the air.




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Here we go.........AGAIN.
Posted:May 8, 2012 4:55 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2012 8:48 pm
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Seems like someone let the idiot(s) out of their cage, and I'm not the only one it's happening to.

Only some of your new blogs are showing up, and your posts on my blogs are not showing up also.

It started happening here yesterday, so sorry if I miss anyone. I will try and catch up.



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You have to be joking?????
Posted:May 8, 2012 1:49 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2012 12:13 am
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Read this in the Sunday paper..........

A Swedish woman who squeezed her boyfriends penis in a scorching hot hair straightener was cleared of assult, as he dared her to do it.

He only had himself to blame after pulling out his penis in a drunken stupor urging his girlfriend to "straighten" it.

He pulled out his genitals chanting "Do it, do it, do it!"

She eventually accepted, clamping the iron around his manhood leaving him in pain for three weeks.

I don't know about you, but I can think of plenty of ways to "straighen" a penis that would give far more pleasure than pain.




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Another hot pussy shot.
Posted:May 7, 2012 2:07 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2012 11:33 pm
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Had to put on the heater for the first time tonight.



The cat's been taken care of..........any takers to keep me warm?



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Roy does....................
Posted:Apr 29, 2012 11:05 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2012 11:22 pm
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sexysixties2.


Sorry but he refused to wear another bra. He said he has worn one, heels and pink bunny ears.

He is stating to get worried that all the ladies will not think he is manly enough, so instead he will pose for you with your Birthday month open on the fireman calendar.

He says although they all have a six pack, he bets his hose is bigger than any of theirs.















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What is..............
Posted:Apr 27, 2012 7:51 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2012 12:09 am
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What is the nicest thing someone could say to you?

We all lead such busy lives, that when someone says to me they had been thinking of me, it makes me feel special.

They had taken time out from whatever they were doing, and I came to mind.

It costs nothing, but can mean so much.







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