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The new man ?????????????? in my life.
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Posted:Aug 7, 2011 12:53 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 6:12 pm
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A friend at work was given a male blow up doll for her birthday last week. She was not happy.
She was going to throw him (it) into the bin, then had a brain wave................. Maree doesn't have someone in her life, maybe she would like him (it).
What was I to do????????? He (it) could not be tossed away, so I said I would take him (it) off her hands......... her hands had not been any where near him (it), the box is still sealed. I'm am not into other peoples cast off toys thank you.
Now what the hell am I going to do with him (it). I had thought of blowing him (it) up and sitting him (it) on the lounge, but my is the biggest prude out, my would have just laughed at her silly Mum. So that option is out of the question.
I had thought of having him (it) sit in the passenger seat, so that I could use the T2 lane, but work is only a 5min. drive with no T2 lanes.
I have come up with a brainwave, (well I got the idea from another blogger who uses a condom in the funniest of ways, can't tell you his name, as I haven't asked him first).
He (it) will pop up now again in different poses in future blogs.
Just look out for... Big Roy, the plumber boy.
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Why??????????????
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Posted:Aug 3, 2011 4:12 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2011 12:47 am
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Why is it when bad things are going on, and you don't know the outcome, you don't have that someone special to hug you and say that all will be ok, even if you know that they are only saying that to make you feel better?
Why do you have to be strong for those around you, when you are so scared for yourself?
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You have to be kidding.
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Posted:Aug 2, 2011 1:55 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2011 2:45 am
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Just have to share my latest email with you.
you cum n chat with me bb we both have big em orgasam.
Sorry. You chat all you want, but it won't be chatting with me.
This came from a 59 year old male.
It's no wonder when I sign in and see a number in my inbox, that I go straight to the blogs, and sometimes I read the magazine, before reading my emails.
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You are what you eat.
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Posted:Jul 30, 2011 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2011 3:57 am
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Healthy women pass wind about seven times a day, and men fourteen times a day.
On average we can expel as much as two litres of gas a day.
Half of which may be swallowed air.
So remember...... when you are gasping in the throws of orgasm, stop and think of what will happen later on.
Is that why some males like playing Dutch Ovens?
After reading this, they will say they couldn't help themselves. That it all came about from swallowing all that air while making mad passionate love to you.
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The dream holiday
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Posted:Jul 26, 2011 1:45 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2011 3:44 am
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The traffic is bad enough now.
Imagine being stuck on a one lane road behind a convoy of these.
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Oh no, not again.....
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Posted:Jul 16, 2011 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2011 2:58 am
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Back in April, one of my teeth cracked, and I had an abscess, so off to the dentist to have it removed.
The next day, I was off on an 8 hour car trip (luckily my was driving),to visit my for her 21st celebrations.
I was there a week and was in total agony, counting the hours before I could take some more pain relief.
I thought the pain was coming from the abscess, so didn't bother seeing a dentist, and mine wanted to see me to check on it when I got home.
He took one look and said the pain was from getting a dry socket. So he packed it with a clove solution....I hate the taste which stayed with me for almost a week.
Anyhooo, a couple of nights ago, while eating my dinner, I felt a sharp pain. Torch in hand I went to investigate. Bloody hell, a crack all the way up my tooth.
Now like most people I hate going to the dentist. I can put up with getting a tooth filled, but having one removed, will give me nightmares till the deed is done. 
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Gotta get one of those........
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Posted:Jul 16, 2011 2:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2011 2:59 am
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You know those washing bags for our delicates. Come on guys, wipe that smile off your faces thinking of our delicate things. I have seen photos on here of guys that would have one hanging up in their laundry. 
I usually just chuck things in the machine and walk away till it's done. Not so after tonight.
I opened the lid, and there was this tangled mess. Some how my bra had not only wound itself around every item of clothing, it also some how managed to get caught up under two sections of the agitator.
I tell you. Sometimes only being 5'2" can have it's draw backs, especially as my washer comes up to just under my boobs.
I started on tip toes leaning inside, but couldn't quite reach the mess, so there I was dangling inside with both feet off the ground, hoping I wouldn't fall in.
After a harrowing 15 mins. I finally managed to untangle everything. Not too sure if the bra will ever be able to be warn again. It's now stretched in all the wrong places.
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You know you are tired when.........
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Posted:Jul 14, 2011 1:44 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2011 10:30 pm
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You know the feeling when you drag yourself home from too many days and hours at work, well that was me last night.
I was feeling hungry, but was too tired to cook something, but had to have something to stop the grumbling sounds.
I love my nuts... any type, so thought I would have a handful of mixed nuts to satisfy the hunger pangs.
I took out of the cupboard what I thought was my container of nuts, and shook some into a small bowl. I was horrified to see fish and veg cat biscuits in there instead.
As soon as my cat heard the familiar sound, she was there at my feet, purring away.
She got the food and I thought it was best that I forgo food and head straight to bed.
Tonight I am going to attempt to cook myself some poached eggs on toast.
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Up up and away....
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Posted:Jul 12, 2011 3:52 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2011 10:14 pm
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I have never wanted to go up in a hot air balloon, even more so if it looked anything like this one.
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Wrong bed
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Posted:Jul 9, 2011 9:28 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2011 4:26 pm
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Have you ever woken up in the wrong bed?
I haven't, but have wondered more than once, how did I get to bed?
Not for some time though.
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Beer anyone?
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Posted:Jul 9, 2011 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2011 12:24 pm
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No beer for me, thanks!!!
Gotta love those Germans!!
I don't care what kind of beer it is,
It ain't gonna taste the same served this way!!
It gives a whole new meaning to getting pissed....
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