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The wrong knickers.  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
5/27/2012 2:41 am
The wrong knickers.





Showered, dressed and out the door and on my way to work.

Within about 10 mins. I realised I was wearing a pair of knickers that should have gone into the bin instead of the washing machine after the last time I wore them.

There they were creeping down my backside. I was lucky that todays shift I was mostly on my own, so was able to keep pulling them up, which was a total waste of time, as in no time, they were creeping down again.

I have to wear long pants as part of my uniform, which saved me from total embarrassement of them falling down around my ankles.

I had thought of going commando, but it might have been a bit much for the old men in the Nursing Home, should they notice my butt cheeks jiggling as I waked past them.

I did not want to be the cause of them having a heart attack.

This time they have gone into the bin at home. Maybe I should have left them in a bin in one of the oldies rooms. That would have had the nurses and cleaner wondering who had been up to no good and with whom.






sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
5/27/2012 4:52 am

Oh M. at least the old men would have died with smiles on their faces. I can just imagine you trying to pull them up without anyone seeing!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


andyc188 58M

5/27/2012 12:32 pm

Reminds me of when I was just divorced. My Mother trying to be helpful took to letting herself into my house 9.00 every saturday morning,standing at the bottom of the stairs and calling "anyone in". After about a month my daughter (14 at the time) got a bit fed up, bought a pair of stockings and a very lacy g-string and left them artfully draped up the stairs. I heard the front door open then close again. She never bothered us again. LOL. X


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
5/27/2012 4:42 pm

I hope you let me know when you are wearing a bra that keeps falling off.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


ulonelytonight 65M
1125 posts
5/27/2012 4:46 pm

It's funny how we tend to keep our undies past their use by date. I keep buying new ones and don't throw the old ones out, just leave them unworn, until the big clean out when a whole bunch go out together.


rm_garybaldy1 66M
61 posts
5/28/2012 1:48 am

Maybe Roy has been raiding your knickers drawer when you're out and stretched a pair.How is he by the way?


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
5/28/2012 8:18 am

Gives a new meaning for things heading south with age ...... Oooh, ouch, sowwy, stop it, it hurts! ...... Hmmmm, on the other hand ?* o-o hehe.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 4:59 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Oh M. at least the old men would have died with smiles on their faces. I can just imagine you trying to pull them up without anyone seeing!!
I always made sure that no one was around before pulling them up.

Come to think of it, the old men did seem to have smile on their faces a bit more than usual.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 5:00 pm

    Quoting  :

I'll have to dig out a g string, that will have more of an impact.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 5:03 pm

    Quoting andyc188:
    Reminds me of when I was just divorced. My Mother trying to be helpful took to letting herself into my house 9.00 every saturday morning,standing at the bottom of the stairs and calling "anyone in". After about a month my daughter (14 at the time) got a bit fed up, bought a pair of stockings and a very lacy g-string and left them artfully draped up the stairs. I heard the front door open then close again. She never bothered us again. LOL. X


What a clever daughter you have. Great idea.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 5:04 pm

    Quoting  :

So that's why they were all in a good mood with smiles on their faces.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 5:05 pm

    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    I hope you let me know when you are wearing a bra that keeps falling off.


Never had that problem with bras, only knickers.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 5:09 pm

    Quoting ulonelytonight:
    It's funny how we tend to keep our undies past their use by date. I keep buying new ones and don't throw the old ones out, just leave them unworn, until the big clean out when a whole bunch go out together.
I'm the same as you, and plan on having a clean out. Anything that looks like they could fall down are going in the bin.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 6:01 pm

    Quoting rm_garybaldy1:
    Maybe Roy has been raiding your knickers drawer when you're out and stretched a pair.How is he by the way?
He did borrow a pair of my g strings for a photo shoot a while back.

He is involved in a large project which you will all get to see next year, but I'm sure he can take some time out to do something before then. Any suggestions?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 6:03 pm

    Quoting satsubplus1:
    Gives a new meaning for things heading south with age ...... Oooh, ouch, sowwy, stop it, it hurts! ...... Hmmmm, on the other hand ?* o-o hehe.


What am I going to do with you? First an insult, then a funny.


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
5/28/2012 8:52 pm

Geez! Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth. I saw somewhere women advertising their used knickers for around $50 for each pair. So it sounds to me like you just threw out $50. There's a market for all types of errr.... used clothing.


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
5/28/2012 9:44 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    Never had that problem with bras, only knickers.


Oh boy! Your tits must be better than I ever imagined then.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 11:16 pm

    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    Geez! Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth. I saw somewhere women advertising their used knickers for around $50 for each pair. So it sounds to me like you just threw out $50. There's a market for all types of errr.... used clothing.
Where you been hiding? Good to see you back.

When you remember where you saw the ad let me know. Not got around to tossing all mine out yet.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/28/2012 11:17 pm

    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    Oh boy! Your tits must be better than I ever imagined then.
Keep the imagination going.


rm_garybaldy1 66M
61 posts
5/29/2012 1:25 am

    Quoting marysia4u:
    He did borrow a pair of my g strings for a photo shoot a while back.

    He is involved in a large project which you will all get to see next year, but I'm sure he can take some time out to do something before then. Any suggestions?


You're an Aussie and it's your queens jubilee this year...so decorate his crowning glory


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/29/2012 3:11 am

    Quoting rm_garybaldy1:
    You're an Aussie and it's your queens jubilee this year...so decorate his crowning glory
Double dose, I was born in England and came out here as a teenager.

Some of them here want to get rid of the Monarchy, I myself am a Royalist and love all the pomp and ceremony.

It might be hard to find something to decorate Roys crowning glory, but I will go in search.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/29/2012 11:38 pm

    Quoting  :

Half the fun would be to see the look on their faces.

Just make sure you pick up the right ones to use as a rag. Do you need help going through them?


lovetokisnsuk 75M
11626 posts
5/30/2012 11:39 am

go fish em out of the trash and do put them in the room of the person who causes you the most trouble be it a he or a she

then you must come back and tell us what happens...


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2012 12:44 am

    Quoting lovetokisnsuk:
    go fish em out of the trash and do put them in the room of the person who causes you the most trouble be it a he or a she

    then you must come back and tell us what happens...
Think I will have to leave behind something a little more lacy than what I was wearing.


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
6/2/2012 7:25 am

My eyes would open wide it I seen that

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








openwm 58M
6971 posts
6/3/2012 5:25 pm

I have a few pair that one by one are getting thrown away. Sadly, the ones I want to replace them with, I can't find. The store that was near me closed. yes, I'm particular about what I wear.


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