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If this was your dog...................
Posted:Feb 23, 2012 11:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2012 9:44 pm
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What would you name it?

Will tell you if no one comes up with the same name as it's owner.














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Do you like balls?
Posted:Feb 19, 2012 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2012 8:44 pm
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I just love the way Maltesers melt in my mouth.

How about you, or is there something else you like?









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Here I go, again, again, again...........
Posted:Feb 17, 2012 2:34 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2012 12:47 pm
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I am trying to give up smoking......again.

I am on day two of those magic pills. Should take about two weeks for me not to want a cigarette.

I did try them a year or so ago, but stupid me, didn't finish the course. I hadn't been smoking for three months, so thought I had been cured.

A few people I know heve been on them and have had vivid erotic dreams.

I missed out last time, but will be having some early nights, in the hope of not missing out this time.

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A tragic end to a life.
Posted:Feb 17, 2012 12:24 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2012 3:14 pm
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On Wednesday my recieved a phone call telling him that a friend lost her life in a horrific accident.

Here was a beautiful young girl on her way back to Uni. Her car broke down, so she called for a tow truck.

He arrived and a truck ran into them killing both Sarah and the tow truck driver.

RIP

Sarah

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I'm back incase you were wondering.
Posted:Feb 9, 2012 8:23 pm
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2012 11:50 am
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Yes I've been away for a few days, well not away but missing from here.

Tuesday afternoon I was playing around on the computer, when it had a giant hissy fit. I thought it was a gonna.

Still not sure what happened, and my has been tearing his hair out trying to get it to work again.

As you can see, I was able to get back on today, but it still needs a lot of work done. So you will have to excuse me, as there is a giant sea of yellow for me to read through. Boy you have all been very busy.




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Another use for satay sticks.
Posted:Feb 6, 2012 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2012 11:33 am
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Enough already.

Rained most of December, January and now the prediction for February...is more rain.

My lawn is looking like a jungle, as every time my gets a day off work, it's raining.

Any how, the other day I jumped into my car, well hopped into it coz I've got a sore knee, there was a pool of water on the passengers side that was deep enough for my goldfish to swim around in quite happily.

When I opened the door on that side ( which is the opposite side to you in America and Europe, thought I would remind you, so you didn't think it was the other door), there was a great sloshing sound.

Not knowing the ins and outs of a car door ( won't even mention the engine), I messaged a friend of my sons to ask if he could call around and drill a couple of holes in the bottom of the door to let the water out.

He called me back to tell me that there are already two holes at the bottom of the door and with opening and closing the window, sometimes these holes get clogged up.

I went inside and got two satay sticks and started to remove the built up whatever. In no time I had a tidal wave gushing out.

Lucky for me, the next day was one of our rare hot dry days, so I was able to leave all of the windows open to dry out the soggy mess.

It was nice to get into my car and it not to smell of wet dog ( sorry for all of you lovers, nothing nasty was intended).
But with it pouring again today, the fresh smell won't last long.

Hard to believe a few short years ago, we were going through a drought and had water restrictions.





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Help needed.
Posted:Feb 5, 2012 10:51 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2012 1:16 pm
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Just checking.
Posted:Feb 3, 2012 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2012 8:13 pm
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Yep!
You're doing "bugger all again"




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This and that.
Posted:Feb 2, 2012 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2012 11:42 am
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My clever has won 5 free tickets to a big festival in Sydney, so flew down last night for a few days.
Needless to say I'm very happy.

A week and a half ago, I hurt my knee while doing a class at the gym. And I thought gyms were meant to be good for you.

Because I hadn't been for a while, I just thought the pain was due to me not going for a while.

Anyway, a couple of days later the aches had gone, but I still had a sore knee, and it had swollen up quite a lot, and it had become very painful to walk.

So me thinks I had better head off to the Doctors, thinking he would send me off for an ultra sound, but no, he wanted an X Ray done.
So off to the imaging place I go. The X Rays were supposed to be with the Doctor the next day, and they were going to call me to come in.

I waited and waited, not that I had anything planned for the day, other than trying to sit or lay in a position that didn't hurt, but no call.

The imaging place is just around the corner, so I'm going to call in, and if they are still there, I'm going to pick them up and deliver them myself.




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Watch out.
Posted:Jan 27, 2012 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2012 12:59 pm
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This is for all of you that are having a snowy Winter.



It happens to all of you.
You're driving along just minding your own business, when all of a sudden-without any warning, This Dick In A Truck pulls out right in front of you.








You all take care now.




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I want to play wirth your.....................
Posted:Jan 25, 2012 8:15 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2012 11:32 am
11092 Views



Eyes for a while.

Look closely and you will see that the flowers are made from people.









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Roy does................................
Posted:Jan 22, 2012 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2012 5:59 pm
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Yes it's mflater1's turn.

Something a little different this time.

I haven't used a profile photo for comparison. You will have to go to his blog and see the connection.

text As promised









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Sorry ladies, only Gentlemen to answer this one.
Posted:Jan 21, 2012 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2012 1:25 am
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If we were to make mad passionate love, or just good old raunchy sex, which would you prefer?

This question comes up at regular intervals on the advice line, so thought I would have a bit of fun with it.

For those of you that read my sisters blog, she has asked me to let you know that she will be out of action for a short time. Something to do with her internet.
Bushy
Trimmed
Shaved
Landing strip
Don't care
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