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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

You have to be joking?????  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
5/8/2012 1:49 am
You have to be joking?????




Read this in the Sunday paper..........

A Swedish woman who squeezed her boyfriends penis in a scorching hot hair straightener was cleared of assult, as he dared her to do it.

He only had himself to blame after pulling out his penis in a drunken stupor urging his girlfriend to "straighten" it.

He pulled out his genitals chanting "Do it, do it, do it!"

She eventually accepted, clamping the iron around his manhood leaving him in pain for three weeks.

I don't know about you, but I can think of plenty of ways to "straighen" a penis that would give far more pleasure than pain.
sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
5/8/2012 3:06 am

 OMG...I can feel the pain having caught my finger more than once with curling tongs!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
5/8/2012 5:24 am

 Yes There are better ways Ouch
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
5/8/2012 5:26 am

 and ouch!!!!

What a plank, imagine demanding that someone do that to his knob, kinda got what he deserved in the end!


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
5/8/2012 7:49 am

 Now he was stupid
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satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
5/8/2012 4:24 pm

 Ouch!
I know there is the pleasure of hot and cold sensations, but ......


ulonelytonight 65M
Ask me for a photo
1125 posts
5/8/2012 4:35 pm

 That certainly brings a tear to the eye.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2012 11:38 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    OMG...I can feel the pain having caught my finger more than once with curling tongs!!!
Because my hair is so curly, I find it easier to keep it quite short, so have been saved from the pain of using any type of hot thing on my head.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/9/2012 11:53 pm
    Quoting mflater1:
    Yes There are better ways Ouch
There are much better ways.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2012 12:00 am
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    and ouch!!!!

    What a plank, imagine demanding that someone do that to his knob, kinda got what he deserved in the end!
I can't believe he took her to court. Imagine telling other people how stupid he was.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2012 12:01 am

 Wonder if he has learnt his lesson.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2012 12:02 am
    Quoting  :
Makes you wonder what other stupid things he has got up to while drunk.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2012 12:04 am
    Quoting satsubplus1:
    Ouch!
    I know there is the pleasure of hot and cold sensations, but ......

Tried them out have we?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2012 12:05 am

 Bet the idiot had lots of tears in his eyes.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/10/2012 12:13 am
    Quoting  :
Don't think too many would like to follow his way of having a hot time.

I would have thought he would have been in a lot of pain for longer than three weeks.


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