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Eye eye. Part 2.
Posted:Jan 18, 2011 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2011 11:09 pm
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I went back to the eye specialist yesterday.

He decided to put some temporary plugs into my four tear ducts. I hardly felt them going into my right eye, but it wasn't very pleasant with the left eye. It was my left eye that was giving me the most grief.

Luckily I had a friend that drove me down, or I wouldn't have been able to drive. My left eye felt like it was a pin cushion.
It took almost two hours before I felt no pain in my left eye.

These will dissolve in about a week, and I can't get to see him for three weeks, as he is going away.
If they work, I will have permanent ones inserted. If not.... well I don't want to go there.

I still have to use the drops he gave me last time, also an ointment before I go to bed, as it can make my vision blurry.

I still don't know why I put it in one eye instead of both at the same time.
There I was with eye closed for 2 mins. 2 mins. can be a long time waiting with eye closed.
When I opened it, shit I could hardly see, and I still had to put it into my other eye.
I managed ok, but couldn't see how much I was putting in. Back to two mins. with eye closed.

I have always had sensitive eyes (a problem I've heard with having green eyes). Even if I get water in them in the shower, I can't see.

So now with both eyes open I could barely see. So with arms out stretched I fumbled my way to my bedroom, and managed to find my bed without walking into anything.

I woke up this morning, and still couldn't see properly. Thank goodness I have a late start at work today, as it took a couple of hours for my eyes to focus.
Don't think I will be able to use it tonight, as I have an early start tomorrow. Might have to only use it on my days off.

This is the first morning I have woken up without the feeling of half the beach in my eyes for months.
So so far so good. I hope this will finally fix my eyes up for good.

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They are everywhere.
Posted:Jan 17, 2011 11:47 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2011 10:21 am
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Nothing much happening on here, so thought I'd log into the vanilla site.

Started chatting to a guy for the first time. We exchanged photos. Not my type, but thought I'd keep chatting anyway.

We were barely into having a conversation, and he starts talking about sex.
I had a quick check to see which site I was on. Yes it was defiantly the vanilla one. Before I made an excuse of having to leave, I should have told him about this site.

Next time I go in, I will delete him. What am I a magnet or what?

Looks like I will have to make some changes to both of my profiles.

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Please explain.
Posted:Jan 16, 2011 7:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2011 12:20 am
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Sorry to harp on about emails I have received, but just had to add one more.

I have a Polish Father, so the name I use on here is my name in Polish. No it is NOT Mary. Lol

I used to speak it fluently as a , but since coming to Australia (from England), I don't get to use it very often, so have forgotten more than I remember.

I never learnt how to read Polish, as it meant going to school on a Saturday, and I thought going Monday to Friday was more than enough.

Now going back to the reason of this blog.
There was a number 1 in my Inbox, so I opened it thinking I already knew what it was about.

I just stared at the screen, thinking I had lost the ability to read.
Was going on?

There were all these strange letters making up words I could not read.

There were the odd ones I could de code, but not enough to make sense.

Yes, my 1st email written entirely in Polish.
I have no idea if it is a nice email, or one of those lets not bother getting to know each other, and just have sex ones.

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Why don't you reply to my emails?
Posted:Jan 14, 2011 6:35 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2011 3:31 pm
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Sometimes I don't get any emails for weeks, then Bang....I get a week of total morons.

"R" has been emailing me for over a week, telling me all the things he wants to do to me. I sent him my usual nice thank you but no thank you email. They kept coming. The 2nd last one must have been written when he was either very drunk or stoned, maybe both.
I sent him a 'PLEASE DO NO CONTACT ME AGAIN,' and yes, I used capitals thinking it would sink in, but no. Received yet another one saying...fuck you. So he is now deleted.

"J" is using a females name as his profile name. He is from Germany, so maybe it is a males name there. Again off goes my nice reply. Another email from him.....he must have read Austria instead of Australia.

"S"
sends me a lovely set of photos of himself. Two of his dick, and one that he probably thinks is soooo sexy. Laying down with his bare chest and face. Pleasssssse.

Wait.......there's more.

"B" lives in San Francisco. He wants to relocate me and be lovers, with the possibility of marriage.
He loves Jesus Christ and is hoping to die for him.
He is willing to satisfy me at anytime I want. Hope he's got a stash of Viagra he's 65years old.
He was in his words...born and raised by an Australian Mother and an American Father. So why does his English vary throughout his email?

"L"
had only been on the site for one day. Lucky me received an email off him. I gave him a bit of advice and told him to drop the capitals as it looks like you are shouting at people. His entire email was written in capitals.
I received an email back saying in his words...I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU DID YOUR SCHOOLING. WHERE I COME FROM TYPING IN CAPITALS DOES NOT MEAN I AM SHOUTING. IT MEANS I AM ACCENTUATIG AND EMPHATITIG MY MEANING. Followed by..DO NOT REPLY.
Well that was like waving a red flag in front of a bull.
I did reply, yes all in capitals.

Last at this stage....

"C" seems to believe the compatibility ratings on here.
We are 92per cent compatible.
I went to have a read of his profile. We couldn't have been more different in what we liked sexually. He is also very sexually active.
He said that he had read my profile, but he must only have read what he wanted to see instead of what I had written.

So many men ask in the magazine here why females do not respond to their emails.

Sometimes I wonder if it's worth opening any new emails I get.

Thank goodness there are the blogs.

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I can't do it.
Posted:Jan 14, 2011 2:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2011 8:03 pm
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I have been tagged for the Beautiful Human Award started by BlackHeartLust.

Thank you to the person that tagged me. You made me feel special.

I looked at my list of friends that Watch me, and the list of friends that I watch.

I started to write down my 9 (that is the number we were give) I would like to give the award to, but could not narrow it down to just 9.

Each one of you I am proud to call my friend. It would be wonderful to meet you, but I know it is impossible, unless I win Lotto.

We have been there for each other through laughter and tears. We worry if we do not see a post for a while, hoping that is all well.

We try to offer advice if that's what is needed. We are there if one of us is hurting.

So I am going to have to break the rules sorry, and give you all THE BEAUTIFUL HUMAN AWARD.

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So much sorrow
Posted:Jan 11, 2011 12:38 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2011 2:19 am
20180 Views

I am having trouble watching the Tv through my tears.

The floods in Queensland would tear at the heart strings of the toughest person.

The crisis is going to surpass the 1974 floods.

A friend of mine in Brisbane has sent me a photo of the empty shelves in a major Supermarket. Her flatmate's parents have lost their home, it is under water.

Thank you to all of our emergency services from every State, and a Big thank you to our neighbors in New Zealand for working under such conditions and danger to their own lives to try and save the stranded people, who would have no hope if it wasn't for them.

Please keep them all in your prayers, that no more lives are lost.
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Miserable day.
Posted:Jan 10, 2011 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2011 1:34 am
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Thought I would post this to remind myself that the sun does shine..........sometimes.

It's good that we have had rain to fill up the dams, and no threat of bushfires, but enough is enough.

Weeks of rain. Feeling rather water logged. Suppose it's better than some of you that have heavy snow, at least I'm not snow bound.









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Plastic surgeon.
Posted:Jan 4, 2011 1:03 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2011 12:45 pm
20250 Views
Before you go under the knife, make sure your plastic surgeon fully understands what you want done.















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Eye eye.
Posted:Jan 4, 2011 12:50 am
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2011 3:09 pm
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I have been having problems with my eyes for months.

Have been to the optometrist, got my eyes tested and updated my reading glasses.

Was still having problems so went to the chemist for some eye drops. Think I've exhausted their supply. Have tried all the different types as the problem varies.

Decided it was time to visit the GP. Was on a prescription eye drop for a week, but things were getting worse, so back to him I went. This time he gave me a script for steroid drops. No I didn't suddenly have muscles growing where they shouldn't be, but had to wear sunglass whenever I went outside.
Never had to wear sunglasses to hang the washing out before.

Still no better, so back to the chemist begging for some relief and another doctors appointment. I know my doctor is gorgeous, but it was getting ridicules, just as well he bulk bills, or I would have had to sell my body to pay his bill.

I had had enough, so asked for a referral to a specialist.
Today was finally the day I went to find out what the problem is.

It's nothing serious, he checked for everything. I had two options. The first one was yet another eye drop, or minor surgery. Being the chicken shit I am, I opted for the eye drops.
I have to use them for two weeks to see if the problem goes, if not, then it is minor surgery.

I know it will be uncomfortable for you all, but can you keep your fingers crossed for me that these eye drops work so I don't have to have the op?

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Christmas stress. How stressed are you?
Posted:Dec 25, 2010 2:38 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2011 12:28 pm
23965 Views
I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.

Read the full description before looking at the picture!

The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins.

The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you need to
go on holiday.


















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Science gone too far.
Posted:Dec 21, 2010 10:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2011 2:39 am
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Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!'
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Just a quicky.
Posted:Dec 21, 2010 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2010 10:27 am
18987 Views

An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he had any experience shoeing horses...

He said no but he had told a donkey to fuck off once.
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No more sleeps.
Posted:Dec 17, 2010 1:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2011 12:08 pm
20066 Views

I feel like a counting down the days till Santa arrives.

No more sleeps for me, my should be at the airport now, about to get on the plane.

It's a shame I have to work today, but depending on the traffic, I should be able to see her for a couple of hours before I have to leave.

Not booked to work tomorrow, so will turn off my phone in case they try to call me in.

I won't be on here as much while she is here, not because of the nature of the site, she knows I'm on here, but because I want to spend as much time with her as I can.

So I will take this time to wish all of my wonderful friends a very safe and Happy Christmas.

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