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Suck you dry.
Posted:Jul 22, 2015 7:46 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2015 12:46 am
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Starting off with a funny before my rant.






Over the past 6 plus years I've been working in a Nursing Home. Over the years there have been many changes, but the latest takes the cake.

Of cause it's NOT FOR THE MONEY, but shifts have been cut, so we all now have to somehow complete our tasks, and have the cancelled shifts tasks added onto ours.

There has been so much stress and tears trying to tell the powers that be, that what they are asking us to do is impossible, we are not robots.

A few of us had a meeting with a woman from HR, which was just about useless, as she wasn't able to answer our questions, all she was there for was to write our concerns down and pass them on.

So far, after only three shifts, one woman has done damage to her shoulder due to the excess of work, and is now off on workers compensation.

I'm also off for a few days with something indirectly caused by the weeks of stress leading up to the changes, wondering if I will have enough shifts to cover rent etc.

As well as hurting the staff, it is having a huge impact on our elderly residents.They are missing out on care they deserve, due to the cuts throughout the Nursing Home, but it's NOT FOR THE MONEY the huge corporation will be saving, they keep telling us, but for the overall care of the residents.
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Love your profile......................
Posted:Jul 11, 2015 10:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2015 5:11 pm
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I've lost count how many emails I've received lately that say how much they loved reading my profile, and how much we have in common.

What profile? It says I'm only here to blog.

I was in a relationship so changed my profile to blogging only.

It went pear shape quite a while ago, but I haven't got around to re writing it.

Guess I had better do something about a new profile ASAP. Who knows who might be waiting for me?

On a lighter note...........some might find it hard to believe that it actually does snow in parts of Oz.

Found this photo on my facey page, and wanted to share it with you all.

I've seen some strange things built out of snow, but never a snow penis.








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Big white fluffy things.
Posted:Jul 5, 2015 3:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2015 11:18 pm
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Clouds are fascinating things.

You can look up at them and sometimes see wonderful things in their formations.

But................... I'm not too sure about the one below.








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Ummmmmmmm, yes to both.
Posted:Jun 23, 2015 8:31 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2015 4:45 am
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No wonder people from non English speaking countries have such a hard time learning to speak our language.

A good example is below.

I put my hand up to both of the statistics, but as for the "used" ones, they have been used by myself, not handed down to me after being used by someone else.

There are just some things I will not share.












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Here we go again..................
Posted:Jun 19, 2015 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 4:06 am
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Yes it's the weekend, so what have they stuffed up now?????

Earlier this morning I was able to read and reply to my emails. Now...................... can't get into messages at all.
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Get them off.
Posted:Jun 19, 2015 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 4:05 am
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Found this one just in time.

How many of you will go along with this? Come on guys, this includes you too. If you've ever thought of going commando, here's your chance.







Not heard of this special day before. Wonder if it will catch on.



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New sheets.
Posted:Jun 17, 2015 10:26 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2015 10:45 pm
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Got myself some nice new sheets. These looked like a lot of fun, so put them on my bed and spun the arrow.

In next to no time there I was all tangled up in a position that I didn't even know was possible.

I was well and truly stuck thinking I'd have to get the owner who lives in the front house to come and un tie me. Problem being.........................I was stark naked.

What was I to do?

Very slowly I managed to un tangle myself. Next time I decide to play, I'll make sure I have someone next to me also playing. That way, if we get tangled together, some fun could be had.











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A fun toy.
Posted:Jun 9, 2015 10:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2015 4:30 am
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When I was young, I got given a toy which kept me amused for hours on end.

I guess the closest name to call it would be an identity kit.

There was an outline of a males face with no facial hair. In the bottom of the plastic casing there were metal shavings, and a stick like pencil with a magnet on the end came with it.

You used the magnet to drag up the metal shavings to where ever you wanted the male to have hair.

So many hours of fun was had making up so many different faces.

I don't know if they are still available, but I came across the picture bellow, which you males could have some fun with.
Sorry ladies, I'm still trying to find a male version.









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1+1=
Posted:Jun 6, 2015 5:00 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2015 6:40 pm
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I hated Maths and most of what was taught I have never used.

One teacher made it his goal to have at least one female student in tears each lesson. He succeeded.

Another one was from another country and his accent was so strong he may as well have been speaking in his own language.

I have never come across a Maths teacher with a sense of humour, as the pic bellow proves.








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Burnt penis.
Posted:May 31, 2015 1:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2015 3:23 pm
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I hate those blower hand dryers in public toilets and refuse to use them.

There is a wide variety of styles, but I've never seen one with the picture shown on the dryer below. Could be because I don't go into the male toilets.








Have any of you come across strange things while using a public toilet?



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What an effin week...........................
Posted:May 29, 2015 1:18 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2015 3:02 pm
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Been sick for ages, but now back to normal, whatever that might be.








Think I might need both.



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I want one of these...............
Posted:May 24, 2015 12:57 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2015 1:12 am
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Do any of you have a funny story about beds?

For example.............. being silly and jumping on a bed and it all falls apart, or...............getting a foot or something stuck in a railing.

I don't have any funny stories but...................... I have a brand new Queen size bed that only I've slept in. So.............. any takers to help me remedy the problem?

No ladies please.




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Knickers............................
Posted:May 15, 2015 6:55 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2015 6:27 am
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Saw this and thought it was on the funny side. Did they have to say they had never been worn?








On a related note................ some time ago I received an email off a guy in the UK asking me to send him a pair of my worn....not washed knickers. and then watch him on cam playing with them.

Needless to say, no reply and email deleted. I do try and reply to well written emails, but this one was just a waste of time.
Have any of you received some strange requests?





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