Knock knock, who's there?
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Posted:Nov 25, 2015 12:22 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2015 12:06 pm
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I live in a granny flat at the back of the main house. There's a gate at the end of the walk way, so I am totally hidden from the main road.
I'm lucky not to have people knocking on my door trying to sell me things or trying to shove their religion down my throat.
What would you do if you arrived at a house and found this knocker on their door?
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A silly re posted.
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Posted:Nov 20, 2015 10:06 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2015 1:53 pm
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Can't think of what to blog about, so I dived into my archives and decided to re post this.
Some of you will read it for the first time, hope you get a laugh, those that have already read it, hope it still gives you a laugh. I've changed a couple of words, otherwise it's the same.
There once lived a silly old codger,
Who loved to play with his Roger.
He fiddled by day, he fiddled by night,
Playing with his dick, held such delight.
He wanted something different, so went to his shed,
While his wife was upstairs, asleep in their bed.
He looked at his tools wondering which one to pick,
What would be best to stimulate his dick?
Should he use a clamp, or maybe a vice?
Maybe something electrical would be very nice.
He plugged the charger into the socket,
Forgetting about the metal keys in his pocket.
Carefully he put both clamps on his member,
Turned on the power, and that's all he could remember.
He awoke with his hair standing on end,
His dick now had an unusual bend.
He dragged himself up off the floor,
Vowing to play with his dick no more.
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Getting pissed off here.....................
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Posted:Nov 15, 2015 10:21 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2015 11:02 am
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WTF are they doing now?
For the past two weeks, I have been able to get into read and send emails, read the magazine, but................. as soon as I click on blogs, I may as well go away and come back.
It has just taken SEVEN minutes to open up.
I know of one other that is having the same problem, any more of you out there with the same problem?
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Go away rain.
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Posted:Nov 14, 2015 12:14 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2015 9:26 pm
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It's been raining here on and off mainly on for the past five weeks.
As soon as it stops and the sun comes out, I'm going to search for this picnic area.
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Go on, have a laugh.
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Posted:Nov 5, 2015 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2015 9:29 pm
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Those that have never had a laugh during sex (as long as it's not at the others expense), are missing out on one aspect of fun.
What are some of the things that have made you burst out laughing before, during or after sex?
Just a few of mine..................
Both deciding at the same time to do something nice to the other person, but end up colliding with each other.
Wanting to add a little something extra, reaching out to get a toy out of the top draw of the bedside table, over reaching and ending up on the floor.
Trying to get on top, but getting a foot tangled in the sheets and getting stuck. Needed help getting foot out, so had to wait till the laughing stopped before trying again.
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What I like..........................
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Posted:Oct 27, 2015 11:06 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2015 9:31 pm
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Some women like their men tall,
I don't care, I like them all.
Not really into facial hair,
But I do like a little bit down there.
Some like them long and thick,
But come on girls, it's just a dick.
It's all about quality not quantity,
That's all that really matters to me.
And some brains in their big head,
Otherwise they just leave me dead.
Tight jeans over a lovely bum,
Boy oh boy could I have fun.
Slipping those jeans down his hips,
Followed by my soft hot lips.
But what really makes me wilt,
Is seeing a man wearing a kilt.
Oh dear, I put up the after photo. 
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Another birthday.
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Posted:Oct 22, 2015 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2015 1:30 pm
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Yesterday I celebrated a milestone birthday with my wonderful group of friends.
I started off by having fun in the wind tunnel again, going to the top three times.....13meters high.
We then had a lovely meal afterwards followed by a few drinks, none in the wine glass pictured bellow which was one of my gifts.
I shall do as the doctor ordered.....................................only one glass of wine a night.
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The best lubricant.
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Posted:Oct 20, 2015 3:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2015 12:33 am
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So many times I've read on the AL which is the best lubricant to use?
Came across this today, not sure how many of you know about WD40. It's used for so many things.
This was taken from an ad back in 1964. Back in those days no body would have raised an eyebrow, but I bet the new uses have had to change with the times.
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Marathon sex.
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Posted:Oct 14, 2015 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2015 8:20 pm
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How many of these could you do in a row before having to have a rest?
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Warming up.
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Posted:Oct 13, 2015 6:01 am
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2015 2:13 am
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We've had some really hot days already and it's still only Spring.
Some serious hazard reduction has been going on, as bush fire season has started.
Guess it's time to put away the Winter clothes, so I won't be needing my slippers for quite some time.
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Is it big enough?
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Posted:Oct 2, 2015 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2015 1:12 pm
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When I go out for dinner, I try to down size my bag. Don't want to drag along my every day one, just too big.
If they start putting these vending machines in the local and I want to make a purchase, then my going out bag will just not be big enough.
Nothing more embarrassing than have one of these sticking out the top of your bag for everyone to see.
But seriously, would you buy a toy from a vending machine?
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Selfie stick..............
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Posted:Sep 30, 2015 3:14 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2015 12:04 am
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The art of conversation is being lost.
How can something called social media be so antisocial?
There was a time when I went on my work break that people talked to each other, now as soon as they sit down out come their phones, and they stay on them the whole time.
But after saying that.................. I'm all for the selfie stick pictured below. 
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