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nearly holiday time! wooohoo!
Posted:May 29, 2006 6:35 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:5 am
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Off on the big silver bird tomorrow night (well 1.30am Wed anyway) to the UK! Getting off the island at last for a while phew! No more Island fever! woohooo!

The wedding we are going to will be fun and also will be great to see our and family of course but have to say am really looking forward to our week in Amsterdam!!! That is going to be a blast!!!! A whole week in an apartment just off Dam square with our great friends YESS11000 will be just awesome During the day visiting the nice things in the City - hey we really DO enjoy the museums and canal trips etc etc At night though will go wild! woohoo! Trying to persuade the others we should have a party at the apartment and invite some local couples for a fun night. Sounds good to me! Especially if is a bi-couple! lol I really do enjoy playing with couples where the guy is bi like me and we can have totally free and unrestricted fun between all. Would work well as Mr YESS is straight and Mrs YESS is bi. Mrs SET is straight and I am bi - something for everybody to enjoy hehehehe. Well guess we will see what happens and what can be organised. Will talk the others into this I hope. Mrs isnt too keen to go to a club such as goignuts or Fun4Two as she is still nervous so a party at the apartment which is very much under our control would be ideal Will write it up here if it happens

SET
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island fever
Posted:May 27, 2006 2:43 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2006 5:51 am
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Escape! Living on a desert island where the lifestyle is easy and you have lots of great friends would seem like most peoples' idea of heaven - well it is for us - most of the time. Problem is it is SMALL and gets claustrophobic. We call this syndrome "island fever". We just get fed up seeing the same places and same faces EVERY day. We love our friends dearly and adore where we live but is like getting up every morning and ALWAYS having the same breakfast cereal to eat. So from time to time it is great to get away from here and simply see different things. I have been thinking of the things I will miss and the things I look forward to seeing and doing when back in the UK. Some are obvious but others.....

To see rain again will be nice. Hasnt rained here in MONTHS! Would never have thought as a growing up in the Scottish Highlands that I would ever miss rain. Sunshine EVERY day though gets wearing. We miss trees. Date palms everywhere here and other types of palm trees too but seeing an old oak or huge chestnut or a pine forest is a lovely thought. Normal green grass! Not the rough tough stuff that grows here but the soft dark green grass that grows up North we look forward to seeing again. Fields of grain and cows and sheep in a field (not in the back of a pick up truck!) will be great to see. Am serious - last time I saw a sheep he was in the cab of a pick up truck sitting in the front next to the driver! Bizarre place we do live in at times!

what else? Young pretty girls wearing tight clothes - or very little clothes - in the street and in bars. We do get fed up seeing beautiful girls dressed in black bags! Couples walking hand in hand or arm in arm in the street instead of having to have a three foot exclusion zone between them. Walking in the street - hardly anybody walks anywhere here - the car is ubiquitous! Sensible driving! Driving standards here are appalling! Every day somebody gets killed by a nutcase hammering at 60mph plus through a red light. The carnage on the roads here is simply unbelievable! Nobody throwing trash or spitting in the street - bliss! One of our pet hates - people opening their car doors when at traffic lights and gobbing on the road! arrgh disgusting! Littering is also endemic - can be very dirty people here at times.

NOT looking forward to - violence and aggresive behaviour. Having been living here for 9 years we are used to total safety and security in the streets and at home. England seems now to be such an aggresive place - we dislike that feeling intensely. Have to remember to not leave things in the car on view. Come to that have to remember to lock the car! Dont leave wallet and mobile phone lying around. Watch handbags (Mrs that is!) and cameras and watch out for pickpockets. Dont look other people in the eye if you dont know them ("who are you looking at pal?" sigh). Dont expect good service in restaurants - do we expect ANY form of service?

Thing I am LEAST looking forward to though - having to spend a whole WEEK with Mrs' mother! Oh ye gods! TORTURE! arrrgh!

Will be away from here for the whole of June. By the end of the month we will be back in "Island mood" the fever will be gone and we wont be able to get back here soon enough. When we get back the temperatures will be in the 40s every day (and night) humidity will be in the 90s every day (worse at night) but hey being home again in our little slice of heaven is worth all that.

Nice to get away but isnt it nice to get back home again?

till next time SET
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daft game
Posted:May 27, 2006 2:07 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2006 5:26 am
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I saw this in [blog heavenly] blog and I thought it would be fun to play along....the idea is to leave a comment and I will try to respond with the questions here to your comment and answer the questions about you.....and then you too have to post this on your blog....

So leave a comment and I will.....

1. Respond with something random that I know or think I know about you.

2. I will tell you what song or movie or celebrity you remind me of.

3. If your female I will tell you the most likely place that you and I will ever make out.

4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me. Or at least make some shit up.

5. I will tell you my first/clearest memory of you.

6. I will tell you what your name would be if you were the opposite gender.

7. I will ask you something that I have always wondered about you.

8. In order to play here you should be willing to post this on your blog also

dont usually play along with games but what the hell let's see if it is fun or not. Got to try something new every now and again or life is boring. why always be the same?
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peeing myself laughing at felching
Posted:May 20, 2006 7:00 am
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2008 7:44 am
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Sail nekkid put a post into purry kitty's blog recently - here check it out [blog purrykitty2]- where he asked people to go thru the alphabet giving a sex related word or sexual position for every letter - is very good and worth browsing that for a laugh. The thing that got me was that under the letter F nobody mentioned "felching"! hahahaha That for me HAS to be the grossest sexual practice there is, it truly does. What is even funnier is that in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan there really is a place called "Felch". Can you imagine telling people where you are from if that was the place of your birth? "Hey everybody - I am a Felcher!" hawhawhaw Do they have a football or baseball team? All the people in the bleachers shouting "Go Felch!" hawhawhaw That cracks me up! If you dont know what felching is check out this web page - it is gross so be prepared to go "eeewwww"! hahahaha http://LesbianPersonals.com=felch&b=1 (you will need to copy and paste the url into yr browser). Only those of strong constitution should go there tho! Before anybody says anything - I do NOT, never have and never will practice felching hawhawhaw (shudder).

So come on does anybody know a grosser sexual practice than this? I am sure there has to be one lol
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The big FIVE OH in style! Part two
Posted:May 17, 2006 8:23 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2006 10:26 am
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READ THE TITLE!!!! GO TO PART ONE BELOW FIRST! Wonder how many started reading this first hehehehe. Go on own up if you did!

Friends started to arrive around 8 pm. first to arrive - as always - was our best friends YESS11000. We must have done something right in other lives to have been lucky enough to be friends with these people. Love ya guys! The wonderful FandY2003 joined us slightly later. It is difficult to express how lovely these people are and what their friendship means to us. We simply adore them both! They are fun and true friends in all respects. An adorable Indian couple who were introduced to us by F and Y arrived and also a European couple whom SET knows well but who had not met anyone else yet came along. The last (but far from the least) of the group was a simply beautiful girl who has been a friend of ours for many years. I remember standing simply looking at the group thinking what a great bunch of nice and VERY attractive and sexy friends we do have!

The evening was going nicely and the champagne flowed freely. Is a habit at our parties that we drink champagne - all our friends know this so bring bottles with them. Our entire kitchen is lined with champagne bottles that have been consumed at parties over the years hehehehe. Newcomers stare in awe at the site of every cupboard stacked with empty bottles hahaha. We all gathered around the bar (the one I am sitting behind in the pic attached) and were having a good laugh. I announced that we were going to play "truth or dare" - a great adult party game! Our girl friend (will call her MsX) was to be Mistress of Ceremonies and organise everybody.

At first everybody would only choose "truth" and were slightly embarassed to have to answer VERY personal questions such as "how many men have you had inside you at one time?" hehehehe Really breaks the ice though if people answer honestly! When it came to MY turn to choose "truth or dare" I HAD to choose dare didnt I? If I remember correctly I had to drop my trousers and take off my underpants in front of everybody. There was a slight problem there - I wasnt wearing any! Still, I dropped the trousers tho which gave everybody a huge laugh when i was standing there half naked hehehehe. After that well ..... dares went flying everywhere. Lap dances were given. Boobs were rubbed and sucked. Willies were fondled and compared. Arses were spanked. Butt cheeks were kissed. It was hilarious and got everybody turned on! Our young european couple girl was flying at all this and randy as hell. Off I was dragged to the bedroom by her and her hubby and we had the most wonderful 3 some - her first ever!

When she held both our cocks at once and was able to lick them and suck both heads into her mouth at the same time I thought she would go wild! She looked absolutely lovely! I moved down and had a wonderful time licking and sucking on her pussy while she had her hubby's cock deep in her mouth. We both sucked on her tits while running our hands all over her and inside her. She threw me back and leapt on top of me impaling herself on me. Her howls when I first slid into her must have been heard at the other end of the street! I turned her over and while inside her she sucked her hubby's cock again. I would very much like to have shared that mmmm but a step too far sadly for that evening. Hubby and I changed places and I was able to kneel up while she sucked me and watch them fuck as she sucked on me - what a beautiful sight. They are a lovely looking couple - she is simply exquisite! This was all getting too much to last to long. I told her I was going to cum and went to pull away but she pulled me back inside her mouth and sucked hard making me cum in her mouth, the feeling was delightful. That was too much also for hubby who almost instantly shot inside her pussy as well. I wish I could say we had both managed to satisy her but far from it. She was gone completely and wanted to cum and cum and cum. As we held her between us and played with her she came again and again literally howling. If we had wanted to keep the others in the next room from knowing what we were up to that would have spoiled everything! Thankfully we need not worry about that! After a short rest I left those two and went back to the bar where one of the girls was at that moment streched over to lean on top of the bar and being eaten from behind while the others sat and watched! All Mrs did when I walked back in was hug me, kiss me and ask if I had a good time.

Things started to end around 3am and was time for all to go home. What a wonderful way to spend with friends celebrating your 50th birthday wasnt it? It doesnt get much better than that!

In this blog is the story of my 47th birthday tequila night and now this. Roll on my 51st - I cant wait!

I am now off to get ready to go out and meet friends for drinks - doubt if will end up the same way as last Thursday tho! lol

till next time SET

ps oh by the way - got to bed at 3.30 am was up at 6 and on the tee at 7.30 - who said I was too old to party any more? lol
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The big FIVE OH in style!!! part one
Posted:May 17, 2006 7:42 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2006 1:21 am
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yep have finally gone and done it! SET is now officially old! arrrgh! FIFTY!!!! AAAARRRGH! Several people have said to me "age is only a number". I have noticed that those that say that are usually under 40 lol Do I feel any different? Hold on and I will check...dangly bits are still there (fumble fumble - and they still work! phew!) ....hair is still all there...teeth are still there (thank god for bridge work!) ..... hmmmm gut is still there though I HAVE lost several kilos in last few weeks! Smile is still there which as far as I am concerned (along with the dangly bits) is all that really matters. So am in good shape all in all and ...hmmm what was I talking about? oops

Oh yes - last week!

Grief nearly finished myself off totally! Tuesday the biggest booze company on the island had a golf day - no prizes for guessing what state I was in when I got away from that at nearly 10pm - had been there since 11am! Didnt play great golf but hey was with a nice bunch of people and had a good laugh so what better way to spend the day before my birthday?

Wednesday was the big day! Woke up to this horrid feeling that todaay I was no longer in my late 40s but in my 50s! Bloody hell! Jumped up and did the check as above - everything was still there nothing had changed or dropped off overnight and still had the "morning wood" so hey all was well with the world!

Mrs leapt out of bed and brought me breakfast and PRESENTS wooohoo! I love getting presents! i dont NEED anything but just the thought that somebody has gone out and put thought into buying something for ME is a really nice one isnt it? Nearly fell over when i saw what she had bought me - a brand new saxophone! I ahev always wanted to learn to play the sax! bought me a course of lessons so watch out world a new blues king is on his way! That evening I and my partially deafened wife went out to our favourite restaurant for a small gathering of friends to celebrate my birthday - around 80 or so hehehe. It was awesome! Great food, great company, great music and dancing! At half ten the party was changed from just being for me to being for me AND Mrs - her birthday was on sunday! She didnt know that was going to happen so was a total surprise and worked beautifully! I had decided beforehand to stay sober on my birthday so only had two beers up until midnight. At 5 past midnight I bought a round of tequilas and a round of vodkas and announced that "now I am going to get fucked up!" I then proceeded to do exactly that! I have NO memory of leaving that place at around 4 am hehehehe Hey you got to get pissed at your own 50th birthday party right? May as well start of the new half century the way I had lived most of the first!

So on into Thursday - good god I did not feel very well when I woke up! Wake up I did though and pottered around the house naked all day. Same as most days actually - including right now hehehe - one of the benefits of working at home! lol The evening was all planned out. We had our "adult" friends coming over to ours for a VERY private party! See part two for the rest.....

SET
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under orders!
Posted:May 17, 2006 7:09 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2006 1:51 am
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ok am writing this entry under orders from purrykitty2. She instructed me to come and write rather than do my work so is all HER fault! I am a sucker for beautiful women and let's face it SHE is most definitely a beautiful woman. Don't believe me? Ok simply click on this and make your own mind up [blog purrykitty2]. Being bi I think her old man is damned delicious as well but hey best not go too far with that or will freak him out! hahahahaha

Speaking of beautiful women I am delighted to see my wonderful Southern girl back on here in her new guise wondertwins2006 being her guardian demon I have to look after her after all!

Two beautiful women with beautiful personalities and BOTH the other side of the world! Fucking typical grrrrh! Still half loaf being better than none - still love chatting with you two girls! One day will get over there to see you have NO doubts about that!

Am under instructions from purry to write up the party from last week so will do that in a separate entry. Was a HOOT! ok am off to start writing that next.

SET
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Bedroom golf - rules of play!
Posted:May 16, 2006 12:25 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:5 am
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RULES of Bedroom Golf:

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in
being denied permission to play again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the
entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played.
Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More
advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players
have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Anybody fancy a round with me just give me a call! Available to play at short notice and have all available equipment and suitable rain gear! hehehehehe. Enjoy LOTS of matches guys and gals!

SET
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life is good :)
Posted:Apr 29, 2006 11:37 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2006 12:26 am
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For the first time in months (years?) I actually did an whole week of work - ye gods was a shock to the system I can tell you! You know the odd thing? I enjoyed myself - guess I miss the action more than I care to admit huh? Pissed me off when i had to turn down a couple of golf matches tho - my friends were shocked when i told them I couldnt play as i was working - sure they thought I was sick or something hehehe.

Still got a couple of great games in over the weekend and won them both so hey who's your Daddy? hehehehe What is even better is that Chelsea thrashed the red and white Manc shite (aka Manchester United for the unintiated) 3 nil! We are the Champions AGAIN!!!! wooohoo!! That will shut the bastards up for a while. They have been trying to tell everybody that they are better and they would spoil our party etc etc and we bloody hammered them! As the song says "things can only get better!" European Champions League next year - insh'allah anyway.

Mrs is well - I am well - golf and footie is great - what more could a man ask for?

hmmm oh yes - anybody fancy a fuck? hehehehehe

You definitely know you are getting older when winning at golf and football ranks higher in your priorities than getting laid lol. I AM getting older as well eeeek - The big FIVE OH in a couple of weeks eeek! Still will have a party and have all my friends there so will be a LOT of fun. Hopefully some friends (especially a beautiful Angel) will come over from other countries to share that with me. We will see - isnt easy during work week I know.

Having a private party on the next night for very "special friends" - isnt an orgy but will be lots of adult fun tho Couples only - well maybe one or two select individuals if they want to join us May have to get the tequila out lol. Will have to lay plans for that this week for sure. New couple arrived here in Bahrain recently hopefully will meet them before the party so they can come along as well. Cant have enough nice couples at such fun nights can you? Who wants to cum? lol (oops I mean come - or did I? lol)

ah well better go get on with the day - ben up since 5.30 am feels like lunchtime already and is only 9.30 lol

till next time SET
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we lost - waaaah!
Posted:Apr 22, 2006 5:55 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:5 am
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has been a torrid time since my last post in here, lots going on. My life at times resembles a roller coaster - up down woops upside down twiddly dee dee - can be exciting but keep it up too long and you want to be sick lol. Friends being ill - getting better - then being ill again. Mrs being ill - getting better - then.... well you get the picture. So not a lot of playing going on to keep the smile going. Still Mrs is still around and friends are still around, and THAT is a good reason to smile isn't it? Even if I do have to run around with a broom and dustpan catching the bits falling off of them at times hahaha.

At least Chelsea was doing well .....until tonight aaargh! We lost waaaah! What is worse we lost to bloody Liverpool (grrrh scouse bastards grrrrh swish swish) - we were crap tho so can't moan too much. Bloody Joe Cole (wanker) missed a sitter with the last kick of the match silly bloody sod! Still we can win the league on Saturday against the other lot of Lancastrian red and white shite so another reason to smile

The only clouds on the horizon is the approach of the World Cup. Don't get me wrong I love football as you all know and even though Scotland aren't there I am really looking forward to the matches and the competition. What I am NOT looking forward to though is the English going on and on and on about 19 fucking 66. They winge moan and gripe about Maradonna's handball that knocked THEM out of the Cup but crow and celebrate the fact that they cheated West Germany out of the Final at Wembley. Is there anything worse than the English press when they win something? When it comes to International football we Scots support two teams a) Scotland and b) anybody playing England! A great Scottish player once put it beautifully "the Scots don't care who beat England ...as long as somebody does!"

Ok that's enough English bashing for one evening - my wife is English and both my were born there so they can't be all that bad can they? Or can they? hmmmm hehehe

Is now the wee hours of the morning so off to the old wanking chariot perchance to have wet dreams (sounds a lot better than the way Dr Johnson wrote it I think).

till next time SET
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sad times
Posted:Apr 2, 2006 5:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2006 3:45 am
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Is a rather sad SET writing here today. There is a disconsolate air here in Bahrain this week as you can imagine. Difficult to smile when our little paradise has been hit so badly. This is a small country (one of the smallest in the world) and the expatriate community here is a small part of that population. Inevtiable therefore that the boat sinking has touched all our lives. No close friends of mine were on the boat (thankfully I say selfishly) however there were several people Mrs and I knew and liked. People we would say hello to and pass the time of day with and share a smile. Good people who simply were enjoying an evening out celebrating. How very very sad. Those who lived in London in the late 80s will remember well the Marchioness disaster - you know therefore who we feel here now. Was driving past the Bay with Mrs this morning when out doing our errands and she was in tears at the awfulness of it all. Spare a thought for the families guys and gals, they need all the good thoughts they can get.

SET
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eeek busy busy busy!
Posted:Mar 22, 2006 11:44 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2006 9:44 am
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mad social whirl here in Bahrain. How the hell did I manage to get myself into THREE things today? Playing golf this afternoon then rushing off from there to a dinner then rushing off from there to a party! MAYBE after the party there will be some fun as well! hehehehe Hmmm playing golf at 8am tomorrow will be too knackered to swing a club!

The party is at the home of FandY2003 who are wonderful people and good friends. Have known these folk for ages now and they moved to the same place as us so not far to stagger home afterwards. Our other very close friends YES11000 will also be there. What lucky people we are to have such lovely friends so close by aren't we? There will be others there as well who are "players" but either not with us any more or whom we know "play" but never with us. These people are still freinds though so all is cool *S* Despite the presence of the swingers the party will be strictly vanilla as there will be people there NOT involved in any form of swinging - well at least as far as we know lol. Parties at FandY's house are ALWAYS fun no matter what! The attached pic was taken at their bar in fact. Am looking forward to tonight

Just saw some delicious pics in the network of Playfulmate2 - hope Mrs and I get to meet him/her soon and have some fun, is definitely a delightful idea mmmmmm A threesome with a really good looking bi cd/tv/ts is a delicious thought! Mrs and I are definitely now keen to find a nice bi guy we can both share and who will be a good friend for us both whom we can see regularly. A masculine guy in public though rather than a gay feminine guy, just not our type guys. In private want a guy who will enjoy fucking and being fucked by us both in all possible combinations. Somebody who will enjoy sharing Mrs with me so she can enjoy to the full her "double" games and I get to enjoy him along with her and they me. Hmmmm those thoughts have definitely had a major reaction on me right now!

Have to say that Playfulmate2 is a real delight hope we become good and VERY close friends! Typical that he/she lives in another country and not Bahrain, sigh! Just seen some of those p[ics mentioned are now on the profile as well so check that out, really HOT mmmm.

Does a threesome of the type described above turn you on too or gross you out? Does any sort of threesome or group play turn you on?
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golf is a sexy game!!!!
Posted:Mar 20, 2006 12:14 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2006 9:45 am
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was just thinking about golf and sex, my two favourite subjects! Has anybody else noticed what a sexy and totally filthy game golf is? Think about it!

1) hard white balls
2) stiff shafts
3) holes
4) hole in one
5) strokes
6) ball bags
7) shagging (collecting balls on ranges)
"do not lick your balls" signs on course!
9) rough
10)spikes (ok getting perverted now!)

As a Scotsman I am proud to say we invented this sex game! Shows how sexy Scotsman really are doesnt it?

can anybody else come up with a more perverted sexy sport than golf?
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