How to devastate a man.... emotionally...
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Posted:Jan 23, 2013 10:24 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 7:13 am
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It would be a lie to deny that it was me who was the 'victim' but here's a lesson I've learnt - never be complacent!
Met a gal.. she's almost 9yrs my junior. Never thought of having a r/s w her at all - she's too young, so I chose to act as her mentor instead. She needed career guidance and that's all I gave - frank honest tactics on dealing with problems and timely ones too. It almost felt that she'd come to me whenever she has problems and it kinda fed my ego and confidence level!
She's a brave woman really.. for such a tender age, she had explored much of a neighbouring country on her own and offered to bring me there! I accepted the offer and we'd spend some time driving around the neighbourhoods and it was quite fun. It was until earlier this year when we traded naughty messages then I realised that I had fallen into 'lust' with her.
Alas, it was too late... she already wanted to move on. She just wanted to know if I was ever interested in her and why haven't I made the move...
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"My period is coming soon"
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Posted:Jan 17, 2013 7:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2013 9:31 pm
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What does this mean to most guys anyway?
Mebbe it would depend on the context. If it's your spouse, it probably a piece of information to let you know she's PMS-ing. But what if it's from an office colleague? What business is it of yours to learn about when her period would be coming anyway? Hmm...
I've gotten around to ask - all except her. And the replies are aplenty and some baffling. One told me that it's probably about the 'crunch time' period which occurs at the end of every month. Another guessed that it's a warning for me to stay away. One of the guys jokingly told me to put sanitary napkins in as part of office supplies and another one said that it's a signal...
Her tone was nothing near angry, but rather, she almost whispered to me. Whisper - means her body is very very close to mine. I could almost smell the fragrance of the shampoo in her hair!
Well, leave your guesses here! I'll let you know when I find out more!
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The toilet incident...
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Posted:Oct 18, 2011 9:01 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2011 6:21 pm
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Call me traditional, inexperienced or whatever you wish... but these are rather bizarre incidents to me!
INCIDENT 1
I was doing "business" in a toilet of a hotel located at the eastern side of Singapore. And just when I was about to dump, I heard the guy in the next cubicle moaning away. I was a little disgusted but decided to bomb away as a form of "smelly" revenge.
Suddenly, somebody knocked very hard on the two cubicle doors and shouted for us to hurry up. The moaning stopped immediately and there was a strange silence from next door. Obviously that guy must be hoping that I finish fast and get out. What an inconsiderate fella! I quickly finished up and got out and true enough a huge and burly guy rushed in.
As I was washing up at the basin, a guy and a girl emerged from the cubicle! I was dumbfounded to see a woman in the gents and tried my best to look as if it was no big deal. But what sent shivers down my spine was the deep and bassy voice of the "girl" - "she" was actually a "he"! Yikes!!!
If you really have to do it, please go to the handicapped toilet ok?
INCIDENT 2
I rushed to the toilet after my CEO gave a lengthy presentation on the broad plans for the year ahead. I wasn't sure if it's coincidental, my boss managed to use the urinal next to me. I nodded his presence and minded my own "stream" when he started to talk to me about the presentation and the intricate details.
The crowd behind us was seriously building up but nobody dared to rush us. There are obviously more details to be shared and questions in my head to be answered, but this is definitely not the right place or the right time! I'm not gonna talk with my dick sticking out of the trousers! It's embarrassing as you can't just peep to see if your boss is done with his "business" and so in an exaggerated movement, I pretended to zip up and turned towards the wash basin. Fortunately my boss took the cue.
Now, the entire world knows that I'm on the new project and Boss, what an honour it is to receive an arrow in the toilet. I shall NEVER forget this! EVER!!!
INCIDENT 3
This is a joke I grabbed from somewhere...
I was in the public toilet and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi! How are you?" Embarrassed, I replied, "Hey, I'm doing fine, thanks!" The voice asked, "So, what are you up to?" So I said, "The usual, sitting here doing and minding my own business!" From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "Erm... I’m rather busy right now" The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions."
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Friends with Benefits
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Posted:Sep 20, 2011 9:54 am
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2019 7:09 am
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Coming to you at all major cinema on 29 SEP!
I've watch the trailer.. no no.. You should watch the trailer on YouTube.. it's stupid but hilarious.. JUST the kind of movie u'd want to bring your FB (it's fuck buddy) to!
Which brings me to my next question... who am I bringing to watch this movie? OK.. just in case u're getting the wrong impression, no, I do not have a fuck buddy, yet. I sound like a loser, yeah... u can say that again, but I'm erm... still hoping for one but nothing seemed to work out.
So, I do not have the same great body like Justin Timberlake (look at his lanky six packs) and looked 10 years his senior. But I'm not looking for a Mila Kunis either! Guess nobody's gonna buy that story anyway...
Which brings me to another issue.. what ARE gals looking for in LesbianPersonals anyway? It isn't the first time I'm broaching on this issue but it's kinda strange why I get to meet ladies with all the wrong wants. Based on my experience, here are some stats which I figured what women are here for:
Marriage - 30%
Fuck Buddy/lover - 10%
Attention/Trade - 20%
Relationship - 40%
Looks kinda disappointing isn't it (for the men)? Coz there's really one reason why guys are here.. to have sex - TONIGHT!
Understandably, women on the other hand does careful screening in order not to end up with the wrong person - I agree. But when the screening criteria are set so as to select someone to get into a relationship with, I think it's a waste of time. Although there are instances of marriage between some members, however, I generally feel that this is far and few.
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So, I lied.... wanna see a cock-pic?
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Posted:Sep 14, 2011 11:59 am
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2011 10:03 am
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I promised to update often, but I didn't. I lied.
Not unnecessarily for a bad reason though, coz I realised that there had not been a single comments on the previous topics I've posted! Erm.. so when my thoughts centered the GE, nothing happens,when I blogged about the PE, nothing happened. Then again, perhaps I was talking to the wrong crowd! So I'm moving back to the common topic.. Sex (or the lack of).
Many things have happened the past few months. Too many and although I wanted to blog about them, it wasn't something substantial and hence I dropped the idea of having to compose something. The past month, however, was rather interesting (at least) to me.
As a typical despo guy, I wrote countless emails to solicit for sex. And needless to say, none replied. It was early last month when I finally got a reply "Show me a picture of ur cock". I was quite stunned actually... I've seen tons of cock-pics in the male profile and I understand that (most) women wouldn't want to see another cock-pics! And here is this gal asking for one. Quite interestingly, even after being in LesbianPersonals for years, I've never taken a shot of it before! However, having being "complimented" by a female friend before, I thought why not? She might like it after all! So I whipped out my dick and snapped a shot!
I uploaded the picture into my profile and sent it to her. And that, was the last I've heard from her. Personally, I really wanted to know why.. but deep down, I don't wanna break my heart... what if size does matter, what if the colour of my dick isn't right?
Rejection, it can be such a pain sometimes. She never promised anything, but some harm had already been done. Sigh... this concludes the story of one desperate man.... lol
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I dun care about the PE-EP....
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Posted:Aug 18, 2011 11:15 am
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2011 10:37 am
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It's been a long time since I've written and I agree the last one was pretty uncalled for... but well... when a tit-for-tat occurs... it's usually done on the heat of the moment.
Many things happened... I actually received a request for a "cock pic" and thought why not?? Its prob just one of the many pics in here anyway... lol...
For Singaporeans, this is an exciting year for politics! We had our general elections in May and now presidential elections (PE) in late Aug. There are many duties for the elected president (EP) under the constitution and it was strange how this piece of document can be read in so many conflicting ways! Suffice to say that Singapore will soon be welcoming a President Tan, no matter which guy - yeah there are 4 Mr Tan(s) vying for the position!
To me, it doesn't matter anymore... if an "opposition" partisan won the seat and fails to perform, the vote will swing in favour of the ruling party in 5 years and vice versa. Therefore... to us the small fries.. I just have to cross out the names I don't want to vote for - NOT!!!
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Blatant ignorance...
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Posted:May 3, 2011 10:28 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2011 11:07 am
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It had never occurred to me that time could fly so fast! I was really surprised to be "alerted" by someone via IM that I had been ignoring my blog!
Well, I had been busy... real busy at work front. Tons of things to do, so little time, so little pay.. wish I could quit but dare not, due to the monthly bills to pay, mouths to feed... etc... typical problem for every living person. I really had nothing much I could write, until I read this in the news which got me fired up!
Someone thinks that the majority of the people would not be concerned about minister's pay and it would not affect poll results! What utter ignorance!
In the article by CNA, Cotta and Ong wrote that they acknowledged that this topic had been debated "many times over the years" and "and we had three days of parliamentary debate - full debate ..."! Can someone tell me this isn't this red-hot or what??!!
We live in a small country.. it is easy to manage a small country. How many talents do we really need? In terms of land mass, we are very tiny and in terms of GDP, it pales in comparison of US's $14 billion a year! I shall not mention about military might. How then, to justify a salary higher than the president of a superpower nation. I really wonder...
In fact I have also written a 2 page paper on this.. wonder if it is any good submitting it.. lol
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White Lies...
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Posted:Mar 28, 2011 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2011 8:26 am
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First of all, sincere apologies to everyone for having to read my blog entries which are poor in content and full of grammatical errors. Moving on... I shall devote more time to writing as most of the entries are created on the fly, skiving from work time...
Anyway.. with regards to white lies...
I was driving on my way to work when I heard the most astonishing news. There is actually a girl who believed in a piece of white lie which her mum told for a good 20 years!
This girl began associating things that belong to the sky, things that belong to the sea, etc at the age of 5. One day, she noticed a bird hopping on the ground for long period (presumably about to die) and asked her mum... "Shouldn't the bird belong to the sky?" Not wanting to tell her the truth, the mum replied "The bird is kinda crazy and that's why it can't fly".
This girl believed in the reason and to her horror, realised it only when she was 20+yrs old!
Which kind of remind me of some women whom I've talked to out there... are there really fairy tale love story? Would a prince really come to pick you up and live happily ever after? Define happiness after wants, demands, greed.
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What's wrong with having a hermaphrodite as a colleague...
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Posted:Mar 27, 2011 9:02 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2024 7:13 am
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Yeah... never really believed the existence of hermaphrodite until I started work at this office. Apparently, there was this shortish chap from another office who I thought to be rather plump and "roundish" - prob due to genetics.
Never did I know that "he" was actually a hermaphrodite! However, "he" chose to be a male and underwent hormonal treatment to get the manly voice. In fact, I met him in the male toilet and never for once thought it to be strange that he always used a cubicle instead of the urinal.
For years, many of us wondered about "his" sexual orientation, until one day, he tried to chat up a female colleague. And it was kinda expected that the female colleague quit soon after.. his constant harrassment had become kind of unbearable.
I didn't quite bothered about him until today, when he accidently knocked into me at the lift(he must have felt like knocking into the wall!) - I FELT HIS MAN-BOOBS!!! ARGH... Frigging disgusting!!! He still had boobs!!! And it was drooping due to long years of not wearing a bra! WTF....
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Losers....
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Posted:Mar 24, 2011 1:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2011 2:57 am
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I responded to an ad in an online forum to buy a wide-angle lens from this gentleman. I traded a few sms and understood the condition of the 1.5 y/o lens to be 10/10. Unfortunately he lost his warranty card and receipt and therefore was unable to proof if it's a local set and the actual age of the lens. However, he asked for much lower price as compared to another guy who is also selling a similiar item.
I got quite irritated when this guy kept sms-ed me a few times when I was already walking to the Starbucks @ Cityhall, I wasn't really late. And when I finally saw him, he produced a box which is quite different from the usual Nikon golden box. Immediately, I knew that this lens is more than 3 y/o. He tried to pull a fast one, claming that he had mixed up the box with his bro's which was purchased in US. Since the odds aren't in his favour, I tried to do a little bargain to drive the price downwards.
This is when he got up and told me sneeringly... "You shouldn't have wasted my time when you have no intention to buy" and walked off. I was quite surprised as he could have told me "Sorry, price not negotiable" or something... and honestly, I'm really just trying my luck to get a discount as a brand new lens cost $1.5k!!!
A sense of deja vu hit me suddenly... I recalled meeting up with this gal for a really late night supper after hitting off so well in the SEA chatroom. Only thing was that we never mentioned about having sex and I naturally think it's a no-no on the first date. So imagine her rage when I told her "Well it's late, lets go home!". And she shouted, "You shouldn't have wasted my time when you are not intending to have sex with me" and stomped off.
The truth is? Nope, I didn't wanna do it....
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Indirect flirting... lol
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Posted:Mar 21, 2011 6:35 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2011 12:03 pm
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OK, I'm not really good at flirting, but paying attention to some people (who may seemingly be insignificant to your life) sometimes help make wonders!
There's this cleaner lady (from China) whom I always smiled and make small chats with. To be honest, the reason why she caught my eyes in the first place was her boobs (or lack of). She's what we would term as "Runway flat" in the SAF. Otherwise, she's very gorgeous and has a very pretty face! Part of me would sometimes fantasize of bonking her at one of the seldom used staircase... hehe
Anyway.. she was at B2 this rainy morning and saw me coming out of my car. What surprised me was that when I reached the lobby, she actually opened the door and ushered me into the lift which she had called before hand! Wow!
Now I'm really gonna bonk her!
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Full moon... closest to earth in 18 years!
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Posted:Mar 19, 2011 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2013 10:26 pm
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Ever wonder if the moon seems larger tonight? It probably is, according to metereological reports.
Ever thought about the fairy tales where human would become werewolves during full moon, tonight is probably the most dangerous! However, not because of werewolves, but "werewolves" as in sex predators. This is because, the male libido, is somehow closely related to the magnetic pull of the moon!
So when someone asked me.. "can you see my ass", I promptly took out my cam and shot!
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