10 of the Craziest Sex Accidents
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Posted:Aug 3, 2015 10:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2019 6:57 pm
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Most people do not relate sex with physical injury, but these borderline hilarious sex accidents are more common than you might think.
#1 Condom Induced Asphyxia
Yes, many people use condoms even during oral sex, and this has led to more than one death by choking on condom, believe it or not.
#2 Cat Scratch/Attacks
Cats are known for their anti-social, self-centered behavior, and when they see another person all up on THEIR owner, it is go time.
#3 Lightbulbs are NOT for Insertion
Apparently, a man in Croatia was not aware of this, and it resulted in life-threatening injuries in and around his bum.
#4 The Old Heart Attack
Just like any form of physical exertion, heart attacks are a risk. During sex, people are apparently 3 times more likely to suffer from cardiac stoppage.
#5 Viagra Induced Heart Attack
This happened to a Russian man who was challenged to an epic, 12-hour threesome which resulted in his death.
#6 The Power Blade Dildo Incident
This one kind of speaks for itself, right? Worst invention ever!
#7 Nipple Clamps are Never a Good Idea
A young couple who wanted to add some electricity (jumper cables) to their love life took it a bit too literally, resulting in the female partner's death.
#8 Those Back Hooves are a Bitch
Reason number 8,000 why one should not engage in sex with a (male) , or any for that matter: a Seattle man was killed in 2005 attempting to do so.
#9 The Roof is NOT the Place to Fornicate
Just ask the two deceased South Carolina students who learned the hard way. Oh wait, you can't. They're dead.
#10 The Penile Fracture
Yes, breaking the penis is possible, and painful. Just ask this guy, former UFC hopeful Ray Elbe.
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The 5 Best Positions For Orgasm
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Posted:Jul 26, 2015 10:49 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2015 4:24 pm
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This one's for the ladies 
#1 Missionary With Pillow
Try putting a pillow under your butt and either wrapping your legs around him or lifting them over his shoulders, this way you change the boring missionary position into ooh la orgasm.
#2 Doggy Do Right
Doggy style is great, but if you really want to explode, instead of getting on all fours, lay down on your stomach and lift your butt slightly.
#3 Bridge
This is relaxing and allows you to climax easily. Lay on your back as in missionary position while he lays on his side facing you. Swing both legs over his hip and allow him to enter you.
#4 You Make Me Want To La La, In The Kitchen
Take it to the kitchen and jump up on the table. Lay on your back, prop yourself up on your hands or elbows at the edge and place one, or two, legs on his shoulders. Make sure the table is as high as his waist. He can grab onto you and thrust, and with his other hand caress and stimulate your body.
#5 Reverse Cowgirl With A Twist
Everyone loves the Reverse Cowgirl. Women love it for the control and the angle at which the penis enters her. Men love the visual and allowing her to take charge. Try putting your feet together though, instead of straddling him. Place them between his legs and then go to town.
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Miami police officer who 'moonlights as a porn star'
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Posted:Jul 19, 2015 1:22 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2015 5:58 pm
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Now, this is some straight craziness...A Miami police officer is under investigation for failing to tell the force she was a porn star.
Sabine Raymonvil, 30, performed in a number of adult movies with pornographer Emerson Callum, who was convicted of drugging and taking advantage of women who auditioned for him, WPLG reports.
But in eight years as a detective, she failed to disclose her other career.
Now she is the subject of a review for allegedly violating codes of conduct.
A source familiar with Raymonvil told WPLG she continued to perform in porn movies well into her career in law enforcement. Raymonvil denied the allegation.
According to IMDB, Raymonvil also appeared in two short movies that appear to be thrillers, titled Aurora and Collapse.
However she was allegedly far more entrenched in the adult movie industry.
WPLG obtained segments of movies which allegedly show Raymonvil performing sex acts on Callum, who was convicted in 2012.
Callum's partner and videographer Lavont Flanders was also a Miami police officer, local media reported.
Raymonvil would not speak on camera to WPLG but later called the station to say that she had worked in porn before her cop career.
Right now there is a lot going on with this whole situation, Raymonvil told the station.
It’s currently under investigation by two police agencies. So I can’t say very much. I’m willing to speak with you after the investigations are closed. I never made porn while I was a police officer.
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To Serve And Protect! State Trooper Caught Having Sex On The Hood Of His Car
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Posted:Jul 7, 2015 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2015 2:32 pm
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Officer Bert Lopez was fired after security cameras caught him having sex with a woman on the hood of his car.
Surveillance photos were taken from a motion-triggered security camera positioned at the front gate of a ranch. Two of the photos of Lopez having sex on the hood were forwarded to the Santa Fe Sheriff, who identified him as being with the New Mexico state police. The images were then forwarded to the State Police Chief. The department refused to release the identity of the woman or any details about the relationship. No charges were filed.
The kicker: Lopez was named a 2009 state police officer of the year and was awarded a "Challenge Coin." This is an honor given to officers who have gone above and beyond the call of duty.
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5 Things Every Guy Wants During Sex
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Posted:May 29, 2015 2:47 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2015 8:36 pm
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Came across a fun article and I can say agree with these!!
#1 We want you to take control sometimes.
There are few things hotter than a girl who knows what she wants, and there's a lot of different ways to communicate that to a guy. It doesn't mean you have to bust out whips and leather restraints and boss us around (but you could). It could be something as simple as pushing us down on the bed and pinning our arms down over our heads while you're on top. Taking control of which position we're moving to next can also be really hot. Just like talking dirty, this doesn't have to be anything too complicated or filthy.
#2 We want you to initiate new positions.
We really like it when you throw us a curveball. If there's a new position you've found that you want to try, please go for it. It can be some hugely creative, elaborate sex circus that involves a Jacuzzi, whipped cream and bananas but introducing a modification to old standbys like doggy or missionary can also work. Don't even worry about whether or not the position ends up "working" for the two of you. It's a turn-on just knowing we're doing something you want to try.
#3 We want you to talk dirty.
It's not like you need to narrate everything that's happening, but you'd be surprised what a few well-placed dirty words can do to a guy. Not everyone is comfortable doing this, but there's no need to venture too far out of your comfort zone. Words and phrases like "wet," "feels so good," and "harder" can still work wonders.
#4 We want to be surprised.
I'll admit, some guys can be intimidated if you start pulling out vibrators out from underneath the mattress in the middle of sex. But throwing some new things in there to shake up your lovemaking is really never a bad idea. You can even make the sex itself a surprise: jump your significant other in the hallway or on the stairs and just turn it into a sex session. Moments like that, where you can't control yourself and just have to have us are always appreciated. Introducing some costumes, his-and-her lubricants, toys, and role-playing can also work. Just keep in mind that some of this stuff is outside of people's comfort zones. Make sure you know what your guy likes before you bust out the latex nun outfit and rubber fist.
#5 We want you to feed us pizza.
This one might just be me, but I have a feeling it isn't.
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Ladies, You Can Now Permanently Embed a Vibrator Inside You
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Posted:May 21, 2015 2:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2015 6:00 pm
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My question is, would you? Check out the article and let me know your thoughts on this.
A company called Orgasmia is hoping to end those embarrassing “oh sh*t someone’s at the door” moments and replace them with “yep, I’m masturbating on a bus and no one even knows” moments.
The Orgasmia makes sure to hit the right spot, by having “clitoral legs” in order to stimulate theclitoris from within. You will be able to control it through Bluetooth technology, meaning you’d be able to control it with your smart phone or other electronic devices compatibile with Bluetooth.
Fun factory brags (and teases) via their website, “The device can be used on its own for hands-free orgasms, to enhance the experience of sex with a partner, or to address a variety of sexual complaints, including unsatisfying intercourse, extended separation from a partner, or even lack of time for sex. Even better than the long-awaited ‘female Viagra,’ Orgasmia gives women control over their arousal and pleasure.”
There is a catch to this toy, you have to get it surgically implanted and it'll set you back $6,500. I think the average woman would stick to the tried and true methods, before shelling out that kind of money. But then again, there are some out there that might do it. Anyway, look forward to seeing what you ladies out here in LesbianPersonals land think about this. 
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10 Reasons why morning sex is best sex!
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Posted:May 16, 2015 10:32 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2015 12:30 pm
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#1 Because you’ll actually remember it. Normally you can’t recollect anything save a few fragments, “I think it was um, good?” But now you’ll be able to fill in all the good stuff.
#2 You’re guaranteed to wake up on the right side of the bed. Sex in the morning gets you — and the day — off right. Researchers from the University of Cincinnati found that morning sex is a natural stress-reliever and these effects can last for at least seven days, meaning your early Monday romp could ease those Sunday Blues.
#3 You can skip the gym. It’s a way better alternative to a morning workout before hopping into the shower. Scientists confirm that an hour of sex burns almost as many calories as a 30-minute jog.
#4 Who doesn’t want to begin the day with an orgasm? It’s like Christmas morning — there’s a package waiting for you to enjoy. And everyone scores.
#5 Because your clothes are already off. Heed the advice of great philosopher and first man to state the obvious, Aristotle, ”If everyone is naked, it only follows then that we should have sex.”
#6 You can carpool after. Who needs to drive to work when you’re already riding dirty?
#7 Because shower sex just doesn’t cut it. The water in your face, the slippery surfaces (especially where feet are concerned!), the soap in places that can’t support life with soap — shower sex is like the sh*tty water park version of intercourse you indulge in when you have nothing better to do over the summer.
#8 It affirms that you two are still interested in each other sober. Any sex that is not drunk and sloppy means there’s hope. When the lights are on, it’s even better getting off.
#9 It’s a better replacement for coffee. Sex gets you going first thing in the morning. A poke in the back jolts you awake in a way that caffeine can’t ladies.
If you become addicted, we understand.
#10 It’s more intimate. The few minutes we have to ourselves after first opening our eyes are special. Most people who you’re in regular contact with have no idea what you look, sound, smell and feel like first thing in the morning. It’s a rare moment to others that’s all to yourself.
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Craziest thing I've read in awhile
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Posted:May 10, 2015 1:45 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2015 5:56 pm
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MAN JACKED OFF AT GUNPOINT BY THREE WOMEN WHO WANTED SEMEN
In KwaZakhele township, South Africa, local news media obtained a police report which described a 33-year-old who was allegedly taken hostage on Tuesday morning by three women in a black BMW and then sexually assaulted by his captors.
Eastern Cape police are currently on the lookout for three women who, after spotting the pedestrian on the side of the road, pulled over to ask him for directions. When they caught him off guard, one of the women put a gun in his face and then they forced him into the automobile for quite the ride.
“They drove into a thoroughfare 500m away,” said Constable Mncedi Mbombo. “They parked the car and fondled him to get an erection.”
The fondling continued. “His penis could not get erect,” Mbombo added. “They then forced him to drink an unknown substance from a bottle. This got him aroused quickly even though he was still scared and didn’t want to have sex.”
Every time the man came, the women put the semen inside of different vials and stored them in a cooler box. Then they abandoned the man on the side of the road.
Everyone is so fucking confused in KwaZakhele township. “We have never heard of such a thing before,” said Mbombo. “The man was fully conscious throughout his ordeal and he is still traumatized.”
In other car-jacking-off news, a 27-year-old high school English teacher worked over one of her students’ penises in the school parking lot in March. The investigation is ongoing.
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Having Sex Everyday Makes You More Creative and Happy
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Posted:Apr 12, 2015 2:19 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2015 8:26 am
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Guess, I'd better get busy. Any ladies want to help me out with this? lol
#1 The Cure-All for Depression
A little sunshine or anti-depressants go a long way in taking the blues away. But the one thing that is guaranteed to put a smile on anyone's face: sex.
#2 People Can Sense the Pent Up Frustration
As good as sex is as a mood elevator, the lack of love can be just as detrimental to one's mood. Many friends can sense when their friend has some pent-up sexual desires, it comes out as irritation.
#3 Put Sex to a Test!
Huffington Post writer Brittany Gibbons decided to put this theory of sex-related happiness to a real-world test, having sex herself everyday for a year and reporting the results.
#4 Not Easy, At First
Finding somebody to have sex with everyday seemed like a chore for Gibbons initially, but once she found a regularly willing partner, she found it was her one moment of intense peace in her daily routine.
#5 Sex = Being Wanted
Somebody wanting to and actually having sex with us makes us feel attractive, and thus brings out our inner confidence. It is not a myth, it radiates off of us and others truly do notice.
#6 It's All Natural
Sex has been proven to decrease risk of stroke, heart attack, and anxiety, amongst other troubles. Not only is it a physical activity, it is a mood lifter.
#7 Sex is Good
Basically, sex promotes heart health, physical health, and mental health. Not to mention, it still has all of sex's regular benefits. Any questions?
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There’s An Elite Sex Party in NYC This Weekend
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Posted:Mar 14, 2015 11:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2015 5:35 pm
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Any NY peeps ever been to this? Via New York Post:
On Saturday night, the kinky London-based club makes its New York debut. For $100 per woman and $250 per couple, the adventurous can spend hours sleeping with strangers in a swanky Flatiron loft rented for the evening. Cocktail attire and masks are required (though, needless to say, both will get shed rather quickly).
“It’s like ‘Eyes Wide Shut,’ but realistic,” says Gweneth Romein, 46, who works in consulting and has attended nearly 20 Killing Kittens events.
“It’s not a sex party. It’s a place where females can try whatever they want to try. And if they want to get involved in couples, or want to try it with another girl or a group of girls .?.?. it’s about an experience,” says creator Emma Sayle, whose house rules dictate that men cannot approach females first.
Also, the Killing Kittens screening staff DOES have some standards – age and appearance will be judged before you’re allowed in.
“They have to be 18 to 50. And we just ask for nice-looking people,” says Sayle, who requires potential members to submit photos for approval.
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Who Needs PJs? 3 Benefits Of Sleeping Naked
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Posted:Mar 8, 2015 8:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2015 12:42 pm
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There tons of perfectly good reason to shed your pajamas before you hop into bed every night. Aside from the fact that it can really comfortable (even just sleeping your undies), it turns out that there actually are some biological benefits to sleeping in the buff.
Scroll down to check out the top three reasons you might want to consider sleeping in the nude.
1. Get A Better Night’s Sleep
How many times have you woken up in the middle of the night because you either over-heated or way too cold. According to The Huffington Post, studies have found that sleeping in the buff helps to regulate your body temperature. In particular this can combat certain forms of insomnia and even trigger deeper levels of sleep! In short: you’re getting more restful sleep by skipping the pjs.
2. Amp Up On The Oxytocin
In the event that you’re not sleeping alone, slumbering naked with your sweetie can increase skin-to-skin contact. This has been proven to release the “feel-good” hormone oxytocin, which can help relieve stress and blood pressure. On an emotional level, this can encouraging bonding and intimacy in your relationship.
3. Keep Your Lady Parts In Check
How do we put this delicately? You need to let your lady parts breathe! Mm kay? If you don’t want to go commando, the best time to do this may be while you’re asleep. Some might deem this practice unsanitary, but the opposite is actually true. According to MedicalDaily.com, bacteria tends to flourish in warm, moist environments. Just like you should be wearing cotton panties because they’re more breathable, sleeping naked with promote ventilation to your bikini area thereby reducing the risk of fungal infection.
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Couple Gets Stuck Together After Ocean Sex
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Posted:Feb 15, 2015 9:48 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 8:8 pm
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Craziest thing I've read in awhile,lol
An Italian couple took advantage of a warm day and an isolated beach in the Marche region of Italy by going for a skinny dip in the sea, and embracing in a passionate clinch. But the passion soon became embarrassment and pain when they realised they were unable to pull away from one another. Italian newspaper Il Mattino reported that the man was “unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction”. Even worse, the couple had to flag someone down on the shore to get the couple a towel and get them onto the sand so they could call an ambulance and get to the hospital. They were taken to a local hospital, where a doctor freed them by giving the woman an injection to dilate her uterus.
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Taking a moment
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Posted:Dec 23, 2014 2:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2015 3:26 pm
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Thought I'd wish all my fellow sex lovers on LesbianPersonals a very Merry Christmas and plenty of hot sexual fun during the long holiday weekend!!!
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