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Blogs > HoHowdy > Funny is Sexy, Sexy is Fun

Global Warming  

HoHowdy 62M
564 posts
2/26/2019 6:40 pm
Global Warming
Interesting stats. Since it is freezing rain here right now I could use some cow farts.



HoHowdy 62M
1279 posts
2/26/2019 6:41 pm

 How many CFU's did you produce today?


bitchkitty2017 71F

2/26/2019 7:06 pm

 I watched a video not long ago about how much manure cows produce and how the farts are affecting and causing more of the greenhouse effect its insane the stats on that , lol


HoHowdy replies on 2/27/2019 9:26 am:
I hold to the principle of over population, the poor cows may fart, but there are less of them than us humans who leave a larger burden on nature than a cow. But the whole issue is so much more complex than our politicians answers, which are usually driven by money. I really don't know what the correct answer is.

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
2/26/2019 7:14 pm

 Methane emissions from cattle and their waste is a serious problem.


HoHowdy replies on 2/27/2019 9:27 am:
But I love a great steak.

Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
2/26/2019 7:15 pm

 Apparently from what google just told me, people fart about 1.5 liters of gas a day...maybe more depending on the diet, and it takes 15 liters , give or take, to fill a balloon. So if you could forgo taking a dump for 15 days [ I would not recommend that ] then you could fill a balloon....

Tie that balloon off and give it to someone for their birthday. The slow leak will be a constant source of amusement for you, and if they pop it... immediate amusement.


HoHowdy replies on 2/27/2019 9:28 am:
We could send them into space, the fart balloons I mean.

Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
2/26/2019 7:23 pm

 Wonder how many liters of gas a dinosaur fart would produce.

Good news though... farts travel at 7 miles per hour, most people can out run that. A sneeze is something faster.. up to a 100 miles per hour.


HoHowdy replies on 2/27/2019 9:29 am:
I'm getting older, not sure I can outrun a fart these days, I will be the first to die.

yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
2/26/2019 8:08 pm

 Makes one think about something that really does stink. Methane gas is no joke though. LOL
Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


HoHowdy replies on 2/27/2019 9:31 am:
We have a couple in landfills generating electricity. Poop to Power so to speak.

positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
2/27/2019 2:59 am

 Those briliant minds we have now will find a way to save us from ourselves. Charcoal underwear, ass monitor , you pay taxes on your personal emissions. Help is on the way.


HoHowdy replies on 2/27/2019 9:42 am:
I work for an electric utility, so I am not a big believer in some of the crazier theories, and it is not because I am protecting my job, it is just that I see so many sides to the entire problem.

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