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Just a Funny thought I had on Profiles.  

Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/16/2018 4:17 pm

    Quoting  :

There are a lot of great responses on here tonight. LOL

I think your honest approach might just work wonders for you ..to be honest.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/16/2018 4:53 pm

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Well thanks. This was a fun post. I think the responses were phenomenal.

I really liked positively4 you's and misskissen's LOL

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/16/2018 5:20 pm

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LOLOLOLOL

Ok..add that one to the list. Perfect.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/16/2018 5:46 pm

    Quoting  :

OH no I copied and pasted the giphy and there is MUCH MORE in there
see pic attached

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/16/2018 5:51 pm

I've rewritten my profile a dozen times, or so. Each time changing a word or two and then deleting 4 or 5 others. My goal is to get it down to 10 words. It's a work in progress...
- "I am a somewhat literate smartass hoping to get laid."
. .. Hmmm.. Yep.. That might work. Is' a' considered a word? Otherwise I could squeeze another word in there...


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/16/2018 6:10 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I've rewritten my profile a dozen times, or so. Each time changing a word or two and then deleting 4 or 5 others. My goal is to get it down to 10 words. It's a work in progress...
    - "I am a somewhat literate smartass hoping to get laid."
    . .. Hmmm.. Yep.. That might work. Is' a' considered a word? Otherwise I could squeeze another word in there...
I think it's allowed to not count 'a' as a word. So..you have room. Maybe just throw in a Honestly. Like

Honestly, I am a somewhat literate smartass hoping to get laid.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/16/2018 6:15 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    OH no I copied and pasted the giphy and there is MUCH MORE in there
    see pic attached
You lost me on that response Gato...

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/17/2018 5:05 am

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It was a fun post.

So you're telling me that Irish red heads can be stubborn too...who'd have known.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
10/17/2018 9:51 am

Thanks for the reminder that I really should update my profile!!!... The current one was written when I was really pissed off with a man on the site!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/17/2018 11:01 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Thanks for the reminder that I really should update my profile!!!... The current one was written when I was really pissed off with a man on the site!!!
LOL..bet there's some honesty in that one.

Now I have to go read it again.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


JN63JPN 61F  
27439 posts
10/18/2018 5:15 am

OMG! This is hilarious!

If I see a guy who's been on an online site for a long while contacting me, I ask them if they struck out going through their A list and B list and now they're going through their C, D or even E list. They don't appreciate being called out

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Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/18/2018 5:50 am

    Quoting JN63JPN:
    OMG! This is hilarious!

    If I see a guy who's been on an online site for a long while contacting me, I ask them if they struck out going through their A list and B list and now they're going through their C, D or even E list. They don't appreciate being called out
Hahaha..missed that one. So we'll call it the..

From the Coming Back to Reality

Hi, have to admit, I'm not near as good looking as I think I am, don't really have much to offer. I have sent out messages, flirts and IM's to all the lady's that are out of my league, and I'm running out of options. This is where you come in. Sorry you weren't my first or even third choice, but that doesn't mean you're any less special. Well, maybe it does, but can't we just ignore that aspect?

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/18/2018 11:32 am

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LOL...good addition. Attention K-Mart shoppers..my gold expires in three days.....

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/21/2018 5:50 am

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Haha, there are a lot of funny people on the blogs. Gotta love it.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


helen_damnation 61F  
2487 posts
10/31/2018 4:22 pm

Hey there, I am a young guy who loves cougars. Really,
OK, I just can't find anyone in my own age group who will put out, so I figure some desperate lonely old lady will let me stick it in and get off without too much complaining that I suck.
Oh yeah, I am a virgin.
Sort of.

I am the only Me you get.


luvgluv19 75M

11/1/2018 12:55 pm

Original, interesting and truthful. You should go into writing resumes for people. Not a hard job and make descent money


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
11/1/2018 1:55 pm

It is Nice to see such a great group with such a nice sense of humor and comradery, to be able to carry on with and at each other on some of the subjects at hand is just plain nice to see, Plato did give away his age the other day he is not 24 , nor 42, but in a comment he does remember pumping his own Gas, and when he got a TV and when Color TV was available . These are things that I remember even local Gas wars of 10-12 cents a gallon . On one occasion I referred to him as " Young Man" and I think I was correct. A time line is forming on this master of the pen.. Good to see Smiles on these blogs

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Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/1/2018 2:24 pm

    Quoting helen_damnation:
    Hey there, I am a young guy who loves cougars. Really,
    OK, I just can't find anyone in my own age group who will put out, so I figure some desperate lonely old lady will let me stick it in and get off without too much complaining that I suck.
    Oh yeah, I am a virgin.
    Sort of.
LOL...yeah I see a lot of women talking about those "guys"

I think your rendition of their "honest profile" is perfect.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/1/2018 2:26 pm

    Quoting luvgluv19:
    Original, interesting and truthful. You should go into writing resumes for people. Not a hard job and make descent money
Thanks for the compliment.

I keep swearing I'm gonna write a book . Just never seem to do it. LOL

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/1/2018 2:28 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    It is Nice to see such a great group with such a nice sense of humor and comradery, to be able to carry on with and at each other on some of the subjects at hand is just plain nice to see, Plato did give away his age the other day he is not 24 , nor 42, but in a comment he does remember pumping his own Gas, and when he got a TV and when Color TV was available . These are things that I remember even local Gas wars of 10-12 cents a gallon . On one occasion I referred to him as " Young Man" and I think I was correct. A time line is forming on this master of the pen.. Good to see Smiles on these blogs
There is a great group of people on here, and I would include you in that statement for sure.

haha, There are a few that know my real age. I'm thinking on my birthday I'll change it back to my real age.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


12coupleformore 43M/46F

11/7/2018 2:30 pm

Too true


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/7/2018 3:12 pm

There were a bunch of great additions to this list.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Rede4mor519 66M/61F  
9 posts
11/12/2018 6:39 pm

You have said it all in a nutshell! Well done!


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/12/2018 7:49 pm

    Quoting Rede4mor519:
    You have said it all in a nutshell! Well done!
Well thank you. There were some great additions along the way. I like to think of it as a group effort. And there's nothing wrong with groups.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


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