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Her Whole House Smelled Like Pussy
Her Whole House Smelled Like Pussy I went by the house where I found the kitten and saw Tracy outside. I quick pulled over and she walked out to the street. I told her I was the one who found the kitten and she said she was wondering who it was. Tracy is a "toucher", when she talks she reaches out and puts her hand on your arm. I like that. She was on the phone with her sister (the bitch) when I brought the kitten back. She asked me into the utility room to see the furry family. As we walked in the front door I was greeted by the over-whelming smell of "cat". I should say cats. They were everywhere. I'm guessing they don't even notice the smell, anymore. Right off I'd say I counted 10 in the living room, but to be fair my count was interrupted by the "who the fuck is this" glare I got from her husband. I decided to tone down my friendly demeanor and make this more about the cats. Between the washer and dryer in a cardboard box was the Momma and 3 kittens. 2 of them looked like the one I found, the other was an orange Tabby. The Mom was the one I was checking out. She was a long hair, really pretty, but her tail was fucked up. About halfway down it was missing a large area of hair, but then fluffed back up. That always makes me think of mange. Remembering the shitty look hubby gave me on my way in, I figured I'd been there long enough. I really felt like telling him that even though Tracy was blonde, the glasses, the slight overbite, which are all traits I find attractive in a woman, Tracy doesn't do anything for me. As I said my goodbyes I really wanted to ask Tracy about the stick up her sister's ass. Was it too thick? Did it have splinters? What the fuck was her problem? I decided to let it go and get myself out of there before the subject of ME owning a cat came up. I'm gonna start driving a different direction when I go to the store for a while. For a good while. Are there neighbors you avoid? Do they have sticks up their butts? |
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7/15/2018 3:12 pm |
I often wonder why the city limits the number of dogs you can own at 5, while the limit of cats is 8? Who needs 8 cats? Or 5 dogs?
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Who wants to clean the litter boxes for 8 cats?! My daughter has 3 cats...and 3 litter boxes (in the garage). Two days, and it's awful. In the summer, they go outside so it's not so bad. But winter time...omg. We had 3 dogs at one point...it was tough to find someone to take care of all of them if we wanted to go somewhere. Can't imagine having five! "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I have two dogs now, they will be the last I own. I want my freedom when I retire in a few years. I have one neighbour they call him the mayor of the neighbourhood. He makes it his business to know every one elses. He is retired and walks around the block about 10 times a day hoping to catch people in their driveway and question them on the goings on and share other peoples information.
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7/15/2018 3:46 pm |
It is very sad when people have too many cats/dogs they can not handle. It is selfish in my opinion. I do not think it is healthy for a person or an animal. I have a cat and a dog.
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Too many animals all in one house isn't good. Beside far too much work as well. I have two cats indoor and one outdoor cat. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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7/15/2018 4:03 pm |
Who wants to clean the litter boxes for 8 cats?! My daughter has 3 cats...and 3 litter boxes (in the garage). Two days, and it's awful. In the summer, they go outside so it's not so bad. But winter time...omg. We had 3 dogs at one point...it was tough to find someone to take care of all of them if we wanted to go somewhere. Can't imagine having five!
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7/15/2018 4:08 pm |
I have two dogs now, they will be the last I own. I want my freedom when I retire in a few years. I have one neighbour they call him the mayor of the neighbourhood. He makes it his business to know every one elses. He is retired and walks around the block about 10 times a day hoping to catch people in their driveway and question them on the goings on and share other peoples information.
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7/15/2018 4:10 pm |
It is very sad when people have too many cats/dogs they can not handle. It is selfish in my opinion. I do not think it is healthy for a person or an animal. I have a cat and a dog.
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7/15/2018 4:15 pm |
Too many animals all in one house isn't good. Beside far too much work as well. I have two cats indoor and one outdoor cat. hugs V
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My current neighbors are pretty now that the one, presumably racist, family has moved away. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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7/15/2018 5:23 pm |
My current neighbors are pretty now that the one, presumably racist, family has moved away.
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7/15/2018 5:27 pm |
just what I am looking for a pussy house
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I guess I am fairly lucky in that most neighbors of mine are benign. My mother in law up the street however has some doosies if you ask her! I mostly just try to ignore them all.
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7/15/2018 6:04 pm |
I guess I am fairly lucky in that most neighbors of mine are benign. My mother in law up the street however has some doosies if you ask her! I mostly just try to ignore them all.
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I live in an apartment building, and although I recognize some of the people in the building, I couldn't tell you which apartments they live in. I really only "know" 2 people in the building (36 suites), and my across-the-hall neighbour and I help each other all the time. In all the years I had a home, with a yard etc., I only had 1 neighbour that was troublesome. He was a drunk who beat his wife, and after she kicked him out, we were asked to keep an eye out for his return, because she had a restraining order against him. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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Be happy it wasn't the other pussy smell. When that odor permeates a room or even the residence, its the sign of bad pussy.
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7/16/2018 4:09 am |
No neighbors at all for us!lol
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7/16/2018 4:11 am |
I live in an apartment building, and although I recognize some of the people in the building, I couldn't tell you which apartments they live in. I really only "know" 2 people in the building (36 suites), and my across-the-hall neighbour and I help each other all the time. In all the years I had a home, with a yard etc., I only had 1 neighbour that was troublesome. He was a drunk who beat his wife, and after she kicked him out, we were asked to keep an eye out for his return, because she had a restraining order against him.
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7/16/2018 4:12 am |
Be happy it wasn't the other pussy smell. When that odor permeates a room or even the residence, its the sign of bad pussy.
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7/16/2018 4:12 am |
not at all!
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7/16/2018 4:14 am |
I agree, nobody wins with that many animals.
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7/16/2018 4:15 am |
I love doggy , I mean dogs the best.
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