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Blogs > Red_Elf > Rewriting My Life

Best One-Liner I've Heard in Awhile  

Red_Elf 51F
578 posts
6/16/2017 12:25 pm
Best One-Liner I've Heard in Awhile

"I like teachers... When you do something wrong they make you do it over again."

How about you? What's the best one that you've heard in awhile?
MOST of the time I'm well behaved...but if you weren't, and, enjoyed having your ass handed to you, visit my blog and become a subscriber. There you can read all about how I am actively authoring, and rewriting, my life .

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TrucknLuvn 59M/41F  
1622 posts
6/16/2017 2:40 pm

 A wife walks in on her husband masturbating to an optical illusion.

The husband says, 'Don't worry, it's not what it looks like!"
♡Jess: The Trucker Babe

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Want more? Be sure to check out my blog: TrucknLuvn!


badteacherAK 67M  
1522 posts
6/18/2017 11:17 pm

 Q. Why is divorce expensive?
A. Because it is worth it.

Not a one liner, but a favorite lately, owing to my life situation. And the almost complete lack of humor in said situation.


Red_Elf replies on 6/19/2017 1:20 am:
Yeah, time for the ambulance humor.

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