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The Longest Wave
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The Longest Wave I always thought that receiving an unsolicited dick pic was bad... ...And then I became a truck driver. I have the best (and sometimes the worst) views from the driver's seat of my truck. I've seen some pretty interesting things happening in the cars around me. Some things were meant to be seen... ...Titty flash! Woohoo! ...Hey nice ass! Some things were meant to be private... ...Hey pretty lady, why is your hand down there? ...Woah! She's giving him some serious road head! Get it girl! But I wasn't quite expecting this... ---------------------------------------------- So there I was, driving through Arkansas on interstate 40. It was early in the afternoon and traffic mostly consisted of other big trucks. It was a beautiful afternoon and I was enjoying my drive. I noticed a Blue Peterbilt coming up fast in the hammer lane behind me. I figured he would pass on by, but we started up a hill and he lost speed and fell in behind me. He must have had a heavy load and I had him on the hill. Or so I thought... He followed behind me for a little bit and on his next opportunity, he tried to pass me again. There were no hills in sight, so I figured he had me. I have a habit of looking over as the other trucks pass me. I usually smile and wave at the other drivers as they pass when I'm in a good mood. If they pissed me off, they usually get the finger. Anyway, Mr. Blue Peterbilt is slowly passing me on a nice straight stretch of road. As he approached my window, he slowed enough to match my speed. Wondering what the issue was, I looked over at him... Why did I have to look? I really should have known better. Here's my actual reactions to what I saw... ...WTF?!?! ...Is that his... Aaahhhh! ...I really didn't need to see that. ...Did he just strike a pose? ...SMH and laugh. You guessed it!!! Mr. Blue Peterbilt showed me his peter. Big surprise. NOT! As a female truck driver, I have seen entirely too many guys wave their weiner at me. Unsolicited dick pics do make their way into the real world! Who knew? The only reason this one stood out from the rest is because Mr. Blue Peterbilt added a little pizzazz to his otherwise obscene dick display. He had one foot propped up next to the wheel for balance and the other was on the floor. He had one hand on the wheel and his other hand was waving his willy around like the American flag. To finish off his grand presentation, he arched his body and turned towards me to make sure I saw the entire spectacle. Ever see something so far out of the ordinary, you're not exactly sure how to react? Normally, I would have looked away, but my eyes were glued to Mr. Blue Peterbilt's penis parade. It was like a train wreck. I couldn't help but stare at it with a dumbfounded grin on my face as he sped up and merged in front of me. Fine, I'll admit it... That was, by far, the most memorable dick flash that I have ever had the misfortune of seeing on the road. Lucky me. I do have to give Mr. Blue Peterbilt some credit for putting a little effort into his presentation. If I were to score it, I would say it gets a solid 8 out of 10. He earned some bonus points for his flair and creativity. Sadly, I had to take out a small deduction for his size. In hindsight, I should have acknowledged his effort with a thumbs up or wave. Or at least a flash of my headlights as he finished passing by. Instead, I panicked and stared at the dingaling dance like an idiot. At least I didn't point and laugh. I did laugh my ass off a little bit later as I rehashed the events in my mind. And then I laughed even harder as I told my Joey about the legend of Mr. Blue Peterbilt's Pecker Parade. ♡♡♡ |
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Very entertaining. 
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Have to give him style points lol Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it 
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I use to see a lot when I was driving and a few drivers saw a little coming from my cab, like fingering my lady as she gave me a hand job. The doghouse in my cab over put her up where everyone could see.
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I used to travel the highways extensively, and regretfully, was never presented with a flash of tits, ass, or seen anything remotely sexual..  There have been a couple of times where I have seen a female trucker that caught my eye as I passed, and gave rise to a fantasy of having sex in her sleeper. Not very imaginative I know, but none the less, to this day, it still has a hot spot in my mind.
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Well in downtown there is a red light on the main drag every single block. One afternoon years ago I chanced upon a vehicle at a light where every single window had a male ass glued to it and the evident balls were jigglingand the winodws had steam smudges. Only in small town America (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Why yes... Yes I do. [image]
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