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Penis Pics... Can we trust them?
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Penis Pics... Can we trust them? Fellas... Come on... THIS IS MUST READ if you post pics of your junk.... PENIS PICS Can we trust them???? Let's first discuss "CAMERA ANGLE"..... Are u holding the camera so close to your member that it would make Ron Jeremy look tiny????? Let's discuss using props.... Are you holding it next to a "comparison item" such as a coke can ... that would make the coke can appear to be more suitable for a Barbie Doll to drink from??? This can be turned around on us women too.... Our boobs can appear to be double D's if the pic is taken correctly....lol... Sooo... I guess it's anyone's guess... But in all actuality... We could even ask ourselves .."Is that really even his penis?" .... I HOPE THIS POST MADE YOU LAUGH.... I KNOW I CHUCKLED WRITING IT... have fun in Blog Land... QUESTION FOR THIS BLOG IS...... ARE YOU USING ANY OF THESE TECHNIQUES IN YOUR PHOTOS....LOL???? ha ha... Love you all.... THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG |
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4/19/2017 6:01 pm |
love you Ms Kitten, great post
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I don't post pics of my Johnson. lol. I might post a video soon THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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love you Ms Kitten, great post THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I am so ugly I won't even post pics of my face. lol. You would laugh your ass off at a pic of my penis. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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want I'm missing in cock size, I make up for it with my tongue so no matter what going on between your legs will end with a explosion ...\8 / 
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Hummm, photo enhancing techniques - never considered THAT.  Feet and Legs, on HNW A Joke and a Warning Both Air Travel Related Getting Blown Twice [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell me All your Secrets
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4/19/2017 6:19 pm |
Great post. I'm just a normal sized guy."Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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want I'm missing in cock size, I make up for it with my tongue so no matter what going on between your legs will end with a explosion ...\8 / THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Hummm, photo enhancing techniques - never considered THAT. Feet and Legs, on HNW A Joke and a Warning Both Air Travel Related Getting Blown Twice [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell me All your Secrets THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Great post. I'm just a normal sized guy. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Well written Kitten THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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4/19/2017 6:35 pm |
Seeing is believing Kitten, lets play show and tell.
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I for one am not a penis pic poster, nor do I lie about the size on my profile, because sooner or later you're going to have to whip it out and prove it. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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just another thought yes it just like guys that fish. if you know your fish is small the trick is to hold it up and arms straight out to get it as closet to the camera and now the fish looks bigger. to impress people that don't fish for real fisherman / woman know better.
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Seeing is believing Kitten, lets play show and tell. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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just another thought yes it just like guys that fish. if you know your fish is small the trick is to hold it up and arms straight out to get it as closet to the camera and now the fish looks bigger. to impress people that don't fish for real fisherman / woman know better.  THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Hi Chris.. Are u behaving yourself today?? THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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nope... all my pics are of me and in a light that makes me realistic not "completely fake"  I appreciate a guy who is real... Thank you for your commentTHANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I have a terrible time doing pictures. Sorta "camera shy". lol THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I think they're hilarious! I could see why women are rather tired of them at times.... I've actually had to duck a few times while posting, as a guy above me with a 100 ft. long, tanker truck peeeeeenis, swings by, right out of the computer screen, and nearly be-heads me while I'm typing, It seems that everyone's ...peeeeeeenis, is that long...(except for mine) and.... they introduce themselves with it in so many ummm words? or not words, but actions... HI! I'm Bill! and heeeeerrreee's miy peeeeeeenis!!!! And...even me, a hideous troll that lurks under bridges have been sent a few, unbeknownst to me, opening a... ummm surprise, that pokes me in the eye...(shakes my head from the stab). See, I don't have to worry about being in that club! Because They call me "The Wonders of Microbiology"... yes... I have to tiniest weeeeenis in the world....now, that might not be hot to an ant, because it's too small, but one celled creatures? paramecium, euglena, amoeba.... be afraid....... be very.....afraid! Paramecium are hot!.... And the Euglena... yeah, they have a good whip for BDSM, or M&Ms.. yeah, it would be hard for me to date a human, as sex for me would be like a speck of dust in a blimp hanger (very bad for the woman)... but it's ok, because my tongue yep! my tongue.... well hell, it doesn't work either.... (I can lick windows with it while driving the short bus)........with the exception of spouting out bad soliloquies that might or might not be funny. Besides, it isn't bragging if it's true... 
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Why wouldn't one use all the tricks they can? Ladies (and men) have been doing that for centuries. It's called playing to your strengths and using your best assets. Regardless of whether I was hung like a hamster or a horse, as long as it is actually mine and not some add on or a dildo in substitution then it comes under the old 'caveat emptor' clause. As for using a size guide object.....hmm that's just trying to show off....it ain't what you've got, it's what you do with it apparently. Personally I don't have any dick pics on my profile and don't take any either. If someone I'm chatting to wants to see it they'll ask me and I might take one for them but sometimes it better not to have a sneak preview of the present  
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I can't believe they have the Balls to behave that way!!!!! Lol..... THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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 THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Why wouldn't one use all the tricks they can? Ladies (and men) have been doing that for centuries. It's called playing to your strengths and using your best assets. Regardless of whether I was hung like a hamster or a horse, as long as it is actually mine and not some add on or a dildo in substitution then it comes under the old 'caveat emptor' clause. As for using a size guide object.....hmm that's just trying to show off....it ain't what you've got, it's what you do with it apparently. Personally I don't have any dick pics on my profile and don't take any either. If someone I'm chatting to wants to see it they'll ask me and I might take one for them but sometimes it better not to have a sneak preview of the present THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I think they're hilarious! I could see why women are rather tired of them at times.... I've actually had to duck a few times while posting, as a guy above me with a 100 ft. long, tanker truck peeeeeenis, swings by, right out of the computer screen, and nearly be-heads me while I'm typing, It seems that everyone's ...peeeeeeenis, is that long...(except for mine) and.... they introduce themselves with it in so many ummm words? or not words, but actions... HI! I'm Bill! and heeeeerrreee's miy peeeeeeenis!!!! And...even me, a hideous troll that lurks under bridges have been sent a few, unbeknownst to me, opening a... ummm surprise, that pokes me in the eye...(shakes my head from the stab). See, I don't have to worry about being in that club! Because They call me "The Wonders of Microbiology"... yes... I have to tiniest weeeeenis in the world....now, that might not be hot to an ant, because it's too small, but one celled creatures? paramecium, euglena, amoeba.... be afraid....... be very.....afraid! Paramecium are hot!.... And the Euglena... yeah, they have a good whip for BDSM, or M&Ms.. yeah, it would be hard for me to date a human, as sex for me would be like a speck of dust in a blimp hanger (very bad for the woman)... but it's ok, because my tongue yep! my tongue.... well hell, it doesn't work either.... (I can lick windows with it while driving the short bus)........with the exception of spouting out bad soliloquies that might or might not be funny. Besides, it isn't bragging if it's true... THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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