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Listen Up You Scurvy Ridden Strumpets And Scalawags
Listen Up You Scurvy Ridden Strumpets And Scalawags Sunday Is The Day . . . September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day So I best be hearin yer tongues a waggin like a<b> pirate </font></b>if ye wants to keep it. If course the strumpets have other activities their tongues can be doin too. And now fer ye Pirate Grammar lesson . . . ‘heave ho’ does not mean you heaves a ho overboard. Ye be a wastin a perfectly good ho thata way. What it means is yer ho is seasick and about to blow – well not in the good way. Now you neer-do-wells, goes out and pillage and plunder and make yer<b> pirate </font></b>RAIDER proud . . . and RICH ! ! ! Or elst ye be cleaning the poop deck . . . WITH YER TONGUES ! ! ! Arrr Harrr Harrr Harrr When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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Och aye, well the jock pirates dinnae speak anything other than jock......so aye, goan get yersel a boatle ay rum and get pished big yin! Hope ye're well McScally!
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Arrrrr ye sure 'heave ho' don't be meanin' yon strumpet should be heaved onto yer bunk, eh mate? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Q: Why are Pirates called Pirates? A: Cuz they just Aarrrrr! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I can totally see all the Raiders fans talking like Pirates today.. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Lassy it be all aboot the RRRRRRRRs not the tongue. Yer tongue has other languages to speak. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Arrrrr ye sure 'heave ho' don't be meanin' yon strumpet should be heaved onto yer bunk, eh mate? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Q: Why are Pirates called Pirates? A: Cuz they just Aarrrrr!
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I can totally see all the Raiders fans talking like Pirates today..
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and your NFL picks are ????? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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arrrrrrgh!!!! I thought this was the football picks!!!! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Cue my deer in the headlights face! I can't think of how to say what I want to say in Piratese. Something about barmaids and burstin bosoms .... When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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and your NFL picks are ?????
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9/19/2021 4:12 am |
arrrrrrgh!!!! I thought this was the football picks!!!!
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Cue my deer in the headlights face! I can't think of how to say what I want to say in Piratese. Something about barmaids and burstin bosoms ....
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goodbuddy781
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Obligatarrry post When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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