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Blogs > LaffLuvLilyslive > L.L.L.'s erotic Garden

I like the way you think  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
1/16/2015 6:51 am
I like the way you think
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny says "None."

The teacher says; “Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny again says "None."

The teacher asks "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny says "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

The teacher says "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

After a while little Johnny raises a hand and says "Teacher, can I ask a question?" "Sure” replied the teacher.

"There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone, which one is married?" "The one sucking the cone replied the teacher.” "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." Said Johnny.



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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/16/2015 7:11 am

 Little Johnny may not be as little as he wants you to believe.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
1/16/2015 12:01 pm
Little Johnny's mother walks by his room and sees him masturbating.
Later, she has a talk with him and tells him that good little boys save it until they are married.
A few weeks later, she says, "How are you doing with that problem we talked about Johnny?"
Little Johnny replies, "Great! So far I've saved nearly a quart!"


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