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Blogs > SweetSuzieQ2 > Fairytales and Romance Novels

What's your line?  

SweetSuzieQ2 60F  
68 posts
3/20/2014 8:09 am
What's your line?

So, I've been getting all kinds of messages on this and other sites. I know you know what I'm talking about.

Yesterday, I got 2 winners..lol

1. "You need to let me get some of that" Really??? Yep, I'm jumping on that one real fast...

2. And this is the best one to date: "Do you have a pencil I can borrow? Cause I wanna erase your past and help write your future " I almost sprayed my Coke all over my keyboard!

So, I'm wondering....what are some of the best(or worst) lines you've heard or received?

Warning: Read the following comments with an empty mouth to prevent shorting out your keyboard...lol

MissCinders 58F
1533 posts
3/20/2014 10:50 am

 One guy wrote and said he wanted to own me.


SweetSuzieQ2 replies on 3/20/2014 3:02 pm:
As a submissive, the idea of that one appeals to me. But as a first line.....no. Thank for sharing!

GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
3/20/2014 1:39 pm

 <<<< kinda likes #2.... *smiles*


SweetSuzieQ2 replies on 3/20/2014 3:08 pm:
Ghost, you would like that.

As with MissCinders' line, the idea of #2 does appealed to me as a submissive. However, the cheesiness of that line just made me laugh.

Thanks for stopping by!

KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
3/20/2014 4:24 pm

 I just got this today "Two sexy and smart, please contact me back" and no pic.
Um, really? I didn't even bother to say "no thank you" because if someone
doesn't know the difference between "two, too, and to" then they don't
need a reply. No pic. NO thank you. And Nothing cute or funny or endearing
to say, that means boring to me.
Sorry, I didn't say any of that to him.
I can't help myself. Woo me, court me, make me laugh with a sex joke,
do something but use a word wrong and being boring deserves a delete.
Kitkat
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