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Blogs > rm_debluvz2fck > Another Whisper In The Dark

They Are All Taken (or Maybe the Theory of Evolution Doesn't Apply to People)  

rm_debluvz2fck 55F
232 posts
7/10/2014 9:03 pm
They Are All Taken (or Maybe the Theory of Evolution Doesn't Apply to People)

Just when I had lost all faith that there were good men out there, my fears were redoubled.

The prize that contacted me today has a profile that reads as follows:

Oh ok your 'special relationship' (never heard that before) transcends my understanding capabilities. Whatever! I am on this site for SEX got that? IF you are not on this site for sex too, we aren't compatible see? Let's keep the emo baggage to a bare minimum please ladies? And YES some other guys you are raising are BAGGAGE sorry! No injuries, illnesses, sicknesses in the head, only healthy thriving non self wasting individuals please.

Wow... on this site for sex, not willing to deal with emotions, not wanting anything other than straight-to-the-point sex, and only with women who have no or emotions. The Cherry series is mean to be out around now, isn't it? Maybe he should save up his beer money and get one of those when they roll off the line?

Oh, but he gets better when he talks about himself.

Wait for it.

He's a heavy drinker and a heavy recreational drug user. Ladies, line up! He's all yours, available to the first unfortunate woman who strikes his fancy in Houston. Lucky woman, to be sure.

Of course, there is just the chance that he isn't a hemorrhoid ridden asshole. He might have been joking about everything he wrote in his profile, including the PhD (unlikely) and being a professional pleaser.

Or, he might be in politics.

Six of one, half dozen of another.

We are all here for sex, of course, but most of us have particular flavors or nuances in mind. Guess that aspect of the evolutionary process missed this particular specimen along with countless others on this site...

helen_damnation 61F  
2487 posts
7/10/2014 9:28 pm

 Oh he is a charmer for sure. How could you pass him up?

Easily, I know.
I am the only Me you get.


CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
7/11/2014 5:44 am

 So..

When are you hooking up with him, tonight or tomorrow?

LOL... KIDDING!


rm_debluvz2fck replies on 7/11/2014 5:35 pm:
He only requested a kinky chat from me. Perhaps he thought I had children?

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