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+*+ He said what?  

pal334 69M  
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2/6/2017 4:51 am

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2/7/2017 6:29 am
+*+ He said what?
I may be a little slow, but I just discovered some Little Johnny jokes. In some ways he reminds me of my youngest Godson. He is quick witted and can be brutally honest. But thank goodness he is not as naughty as Little Johnny . So here to give you a chuckle on this Monday morning is Little Johnny. I hope you enjoy. Do you or have you had a Little Johnny or Jane in your life?









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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/6/2017 4:53 am
And what a curiosity !!!!!!!!!!! [image]
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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
2/6/2017 6:05 am

 I love Johnny, he is so much like all kids, unpredictable


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/6/2017 7:17 am
Little Johnny is a naughty boy!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/6/2017 8:10 am

 Little Johnny jokes are the best..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
2/6/2017 8:36 am

 It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/6/2017 9:36 am

 I did post one before that made a few people laugh on my blog.. I have no more.. He can be really funny Pal. You did find some good ones for today.. ty for the laugh. hugsss V
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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
2/6/2017 5:10 pm

 Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Thanks for the laughs!
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


scott6250 61M

2/6/2017 5:35 pm

 Very funny Pal! I enjoyed them very much.
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2017 6:20 am
    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    I love Johnny, he is so much like all kids, unpredictable
And so embarrassing
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2017 6:21 am
    Quoting  :
He would make a great addition to any family
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pal334 69M  
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2/7/2017 6:21 am
Maybe like someone we know?
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2017 6:22 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Little Johnny jokes are the best..
Some may call him a brat, but he is a treasure
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2017 6:24 am
    Quoting pocogato12:
    It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
    Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
    Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
    Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
    Johnny is even madder than before.
    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
    Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
    Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
    Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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That is a great one, thanks for sharing
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2017 6:25 am
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I did post one before that made a few people laugh on my blog.. I have no more.. He can be really funny Pal. You did find some good ones for today.. ty for the laugh. hugsss V
Yours was great. I am happy it was fun
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2017 6:26 am
    Quoting  :
That is a funny one
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pal334 69M  
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2/7/2017 6:28 am
    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

    Thanks for the laughs!
Thank you and yours was hilarious
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/7/2017 6:29 am
    Quoting scott6250:
    Very funny Pal! I enjoyed them very much.
Thank you, I am glad you enjoyed
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hotchris76 48M
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2/15/2017 8:56 pm

 I would always share my girlfriend, because she would always share the guy with me
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