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A Holiday Public Service Announcement  

gottaring 52F
10306 posts
12/5/2011 10:39 am
A Holiday Public Service Announcement

This was the brain- of Sailfast64- blame him. We met for coffee this morning and I presented him with MollyBoston's gingerbread likeness (I think he wants to nibble her lingerie off, but who doesn't?). It seems an apropos gift since I draw the line at allowing my to eat pornographic cookies.

Please consider this a gentle reminder to (ahem) "wrap your presents" during this season of indulgence. The phrase "Gifts that Keep on Giving" might take on a whole new meaning- whether they might require diapers or a dose of penicillin.



*This is in no way a statement regarding Molly's sexual health or fertility. No inference should be made regarding either.

When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


ABBC12356 41M
2268 posts
4/15/2016 8:15 am

GOOD


EasyriderNM 64M
3074 posts
12/8/2011 7:52 am

I always wrap my package before I present it as a gift!

With my lovely Molly?

I'd just have to bring a LOT of wrapping material with me...

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
Audentes Fortuna Iuvat
Politicians. Lampposts. Assembly Required.


hornyguyMN 43M
16352 posts
12/5/2011 6:51 pm

I always wrap my (ahem) "present" even when it is not the season.


gottaring replies on 12/5/2011 7:21 pm:
See? I knew you were a smart cookie, lol. Pun very much intended!

GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
12/5/2011 5:54 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm only old on the inside.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
12/5/2011 5:41 pm

Thank you...today needed that laugh.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
12/5/2011 4:11 pm

    Quoting GimmeAThrill:
    I think you've made voodoo cookies. I bet Molly has an asthma attack or something today because you trapped her in an airless baggie. That's just sick, woman.
I've got more darts.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
12/5/2011 4:09 pm

    Quoting  :

You're supposed to get the first name wrong.

It makes me also think of a bit Cary Grant and Shirley Temple did in "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer". It was done more than once, so it started with different people;

First: Hey, you remind me of a man.
Second: What man?
First: The man with the power.
Second: What power?
First: The power of voodoo.
Second: Who do?
First: You do.
Second: Do what?
First: Remind me of a man.
Second: What man?

And it repeats.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


Phaedrus61616 63M

12/5/2011 3:04 pm

Hmmm, Mols, are you into breath play and asphyxiation during sex? Because that's the 2nd thing I thought of when I saw the picture. The first being I wonder what her ass looks like in those panties.


sailfast64 59M  
2984 posts
12/5/2011 1:27 pm

Hey, if the product of our latte-soaked encounters can't benefit greater blogland, then what's the point, right?


GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
12/5/2011 1:05 pm

I think you've made voodoo cookies. I bet Molly has an asthma attack or something today because you trapped her in an airless baggie. That's just sick, woman.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


gottaring replies on 12/5/2011 1:43 pm:
You are not immune from my wiles, dear GAT. Yours is on the drying rack right now.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/5/2011 12:46 pm

damn girl. that is funny.


gottaring replies on 12/5/2011 1:44 pm:
Just wait, Spidey ...I'm just getting started!

spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
12/5/2011 11:44 am



"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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