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Halloween Fun Stuff
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Halloween Fun Stuff Rather than posting about scary, spooky stuff, I decided to take a different direction and post some fun and silly stuff. Enjoy! Why We Love Halloween So Much? Seeing scary movies actually makes us feel good. Researchers say that fear and fun engage the same neurotransmitter in your brain. That’s why when you get scared, your next reaction is to laugh. In fact, within five seconds of feeling fear, your brain begins releasing dopamine, the feel good chemical, to help relieve any pain you may experience. It gives us permission to be someone else for a night. We get tired of always having to have our “public face” on. It’s what we to do to fit in with society 364 days of the year. But on Halloween, we’re allowed to let our alter egos run loose. Here are a few fun Halloween riddles and jokes. Scroll down to the bottom to find the answers. 1. Mystery Object The person who built it, sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it? 2. Shattered Glass The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and found his mirror had been shattered. He knew it was one of his employees who had done it. So he asked them what they were doing in the morning, and he got these replies. Driver: “I was outside washing the car.” Maid: “I was dusting the corners of the house.” Cook: “I was starting to make lunch for later.” From the replies, he knew who it was. Who do you think it was? 3. of A Surgeon A man was driving with his in his car. They got into an accident and were in critical condition. Two ambulances from two different hospitals arrive. The man is taken to one hospital and his to a different one. The doctor walks into the operating room, looks at the little boy, and says, “I can’t operate on this boy. He is my .” How can this be? 4. Halloween Treats How do you spell candy in 2 letters ? 5. Grave Men Two men are walking in a graveyard. The first man walks to a grave. The second man says, “Who is in that grave?” The first man points to the grave and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none. But that man’s father is my father’s .” Who is in the grave? 6. Hotel Confusion In a hotel, a man was sleeping when he heard a knock on the door. He shifted the blanket and stepped down from the bed. He walked to the door and opened it to find a stranger standing outside. Upon opening the gate, that stranger said, “Pardon me, I must have made a mistake. I thought this was my room.” The stranger then walked the corridor and climbed down the stairs. The man closed the door and immediately called the security. He asked them to arrest that stranger immediately. Why did he ask them to arrest that stranger? What made him suspicious? 7. What room do ghosts avoid? ************************************** Answers 1. A coffin. 2. The maid. The house was circular; it didn’t have any corners. 3. The doctor is the boy’s Mom. 4. C and Y. (C-and-y) 5. “That man’s father is my father’s ” refers to the speaker. Since he’s pointing to the grave, it means he’s in the grave. 6. The stranger said that he thought the room was his. If so, he would have had the keys to the room and thus he would not have knocked. 7. The living room.  |
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I don't participate in all the hype of Halloween but don't begrudge those that do. What's your take on Halloween?
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Bit of fun for the kids, and a good excuse for some sexy spooky role play xx
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Boy... Am I glad you posted the answers. I sprained a ligament in my brain, just reading those questions. They were very funny by the way and interesting. 😁🙄👻👽 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I loved it as a kid. Loved it as a young adult. Got away from it for a long time. Now I have a blast giving out candy to all the kids in the neighborhood. Love to see them out having fun.. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Bit of fun for the kids, and a good excuse for some sexy spooky role play xx
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Boy... Am I glad you posted the answers. I sprained a ligament in my brain, just reading those questions. They were very funny by the way and interesting. 😁🙄👻👽
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10/24/2018 10:17 am |
Good old fashion fun. Here's a few. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no-body to go with! What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin. What room does a ghost not need? A living room! What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I scream! What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine! Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. What is a ghost's favorite beach? Mali-boo. Do you know how to make a witch itch? You take away the w! What do you call two witches living together? Broommates. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone! What do mummies like to listening to on Halloween? Wrap music! What monster likes to dance at a party? The boogieman! How do girl vampires flirt? They bat their eyes. My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.
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I loved it as a kid. Loved it as a young adult. Got away from it for a long time. Now I have a blast giving out candy to all the kids in the neighborhood. Love to see them out having fun..
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Good old fashion fun. Here's a few. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no-body to go with! What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin. What room does a ghost not need? A living room! What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I scream! What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine! Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. What is a ghost's favorite beach? Mali-boo. Do you know how to make a witch itch? You take away the w! What do you call two witches living together? Broommates. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone! What do mummies like to listening to on Halloween? Wrap music! What monster likes to dance at a party? The boogieman! How do girl vampires flirt? They bat their eyes.
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Happy Hump Day hun what interesting facts about Halloween I wish I could agree with the scary movies one but I don't care to watch them. My hubby sure does though all week long I can't wait until October is over with..lol.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Happy Hump Day hun what interesting facts about Halloween I wish I could agree with the scary movies one but I don't care to watch them. My hubby sure does though all week long I can't wait until October is over with..lol..
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Hi sexyldy1000. thanks for sharing this post... I'm ok with Halloween... however, I prefer thanksgiving... I was born on the day of giving thanks!!! hmm... reminded me of this... Gene Autry - "You Are My Sunshine" You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You'll never know dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Hi sexyldy1000. thanks for sharing this post... I'm ok with Halloween... however, I prefer thanksgiving... I was born on the day of giving thanks!!! hmm... reminded me of this... Gene Autry - "You Are My Sunshine" You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You'll never know dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away Happy Birthday way in advance 🎂🎉 And you know how I feel about ‘Sunshine’
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I only got 3 right, and I would never have guessed the one about the man looking into the grave - regardless of how long I pondered them. I love posts like this, that make me think (unless I end up feeling like a dummy - then I just feel stupid.) Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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Often the obvious, really isn't as we spend too much time overthinking it. Never feel stupid as that's too harsh.
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