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You males.........................
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You males......................... don't realize how lucky you are. You're out and about and you have to pee. Easy, just whip it out and off you go. Spare a thought for us poor females at a time like this. I remember plenty of times when on a long drive needing a pee and no petrol stations or rest areas in sight. So it's..... look for a bush to hide behind. Finally one comes in sight, pull over and head for the bush, only to find.... there's a ditch between you and the bush. Back into the car in search of another bush. Things are getting desperate. turn up the radio, sing along trying to take your mind off impending disaster. You're at a stage where you're pleading and promising anything to God if he gives you a bush. Yes, yes, not one but two bushes come in sight. Pull over again, thinking, if there's a bloody ditch, I'll go in it. No ditch, so you run hoping you'll make it. Next problem...... have to get the jeans and undies down, squat while holding clothes away far enough so you don't pee on them. Still not the end of the problem..... you have to try and aim, hard when there's nothing to hold onto, to make sure the pee doesn't hit the ground then come back up at you. Finally someone has come up with an idea to save us females. I'm going to ask Santa to pop a couple into my stocking. Ladies, forget the lipstick in your bag, make sure you have one of these. you never know when you've gotta go.  |
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Maybe the pic will stay this time. 
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Should have called it, The Equalizer. made by I.P. Freely. Or not.  Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment, also for the laugh. 
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someone is going to make a lot of money with that .
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someone is going to make a lot of money with that . Not seen them in the shops, maybe have to get them online. great idea though.
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I've heard them being called She-Wee's - probably the same product but different name due to licensing restrictions or something.
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I've heard them being called She-Wee's - probably the same product but different name due to licensing restrictions or something. 
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A brilliant idea....especially as I need the loo more often as I get older.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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A brilliant idea....especially as I need the loo more often as I get older.
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8/15/2017 5:06 pm |
It looks as though all you need is a cliff! The funnel is a good idea though! Maybe they could make a combination dildo/funnel?!!!
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It looks as though all you need is a cliff! The funnel is a good idea though! Maybe they could make a combination dildo/funnel?!!! I'd pass on the combination, would much rather have the make your own replica dildo from my other post. 
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8/17/2017 3:26 pm |
Maybe she was bushwalking and needed to go, but there are so many other times this would come in very handy. I'd pass on the combination, would much rather have the make your own replica dildo from my other post.
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The make your own is definitely on my to do list!
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Good one, love it.
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