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What the???????????????  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
9/9/2016 2:23 am
What the???????????????




I've looked and looked at this, but I can not work out what it is.

Your mission, should you decide to take it, is to come up with what you think it's all about. The funnier the better.

You time starts........................................................................ now.








sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
9/9/2016 3:08 am

It's to help him aim when he's taking a piss.

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Ienjoythetaste 75M
2560 posts
9/9/2016 3:44 am

To small and the wrong angle for a point and piss.

Could be a cage for a submissive with a pee hole.

Or an extension for a man with a small penis. It makes a better ride for the woman and he can still cum in her.

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rob5ice2 66M
199 posts
9/9/2016 3:51 am

How about a hat rack or towel holder; for that special friend?

Just make sure the one wearing this is not around any thing sharp. Especially, the circular saw and doorways.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
9/9/2016 6:31 am

A hostess ho ho launcher.

Using more than all the road!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 1:40 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    It's to help him aim when he's taking a piss.
Wonder if others would want one if he used it in a public toilet.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 1:42 pm

    Quoting Ienjoythetaste:
    To small and the wrong angle for a point and piss.

    Could be a cage for a submissive with a pee hole.

    Or an extension for a man with a small penis. It makes a better ride for the woman and he can still cum in her.


Two good ideas.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 1:45 pm

    Quoting rob5ice2:
    How about a hat rack or towel holder; for that special friend?

    Just make sure the one wearing this is not around any thing sharp. Especially, the circular saw and doorways.
Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

Great idea, something to hang things on, the possibilities are endless. Also, not good to wear naked while cooking a BBQ.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 1:46 pm

Sorry len, forgot to thank you for popping in and leaving a comment.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 1:49 pm

    Quoting GanymedeValley:
    To store a roll of quarters in case of an emergency.
Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

Might have to plug the end so they don't fall out. Now what type of emergency would only cost a quarter?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 1:52 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

Hope the poor mans equipment would still be big enough to fit in, at least part of the way.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 1:54 pm

    Quoting charaid:
    A splint for a broken boner?
Good idea. Would have to wear baggy pants while out in public, or he'd get plenty of strange looks.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 2:03 pm

Now what would it be launching?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/9/2016 2:05 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

Nice idea, but I hope you'd be wearing something over the top.


chaso5 65M

9/11/2016 7:38 pm

I think it is a wind tunnel for testing penis's!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/11/2016 9:27 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    I think it is a wind tunnel for testing penis's!


I much prefer the wind tunnel I go into.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/13/2016 1:19 pm

    Quoting  :

Maybe it's Santa's new underwear.


chaso5 65M

9/13/2016 5:14 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    I much prefer the wind tunnel I go into.


You have a wind tunnel?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/13/2016 11:00 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    You have a wind tunnel?
Hahaaaaaaaaa. Wish I did. The indoor skydiving tunnel.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/26/2016 11:37 pm

    Quoting  :

Maybe you can't see it's a concertina, so it can be folded up to allow his zip to be done up.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
9/29/2016 11:03 am

"I told you to make sure the model was relaxed before you used the 3D printer to design our new underwear range."


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/29/2016 1:24 pm

    Quoting hotdreamer1000:
    "I told you to make sure the model was relaxed before you used the 3D printer to design our new underwear range."
Now what fun would a floppy dick underwear be?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/8/2016 12:30 pm

    Quoting  :

Forgot Standard members can't read emails. Yes please I'd like to be able to leave you a message.


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