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And the sign says..............................  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
1/4/2015 8:18 pm
And the sign says..............................





Firstly I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year.





Have you noticed how many signs there are around..... Don't walk on the grass, no parking, no right turn, the list goes on and on. Makes you think it would be easier to tell you what you are allowed to do.

There is one sign I've come across a few times on the facey place that always makes me smile................ This door is alarmed, and someone has written underneath it something like..........why what did you do to it?

I got the idea of the blog from a friend of mine who got a sign to put over his bar. It says.............." Please don't talk about yourself. We'll do that after you leave."

I found it quite funny.

Have your read any funny signs? If so, please share them with us.






SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
1/5/2015 12:14 am

Happy New Year young lady.

You cum across funny signs every day don't you.

Fortunately I never saw a sign that said "Don't Cum Here"

But the one that sticks in my mind is in Cape Town. There is an unfinished section of a motorway flyover that ends in mid air that has been just like that since my first visit in 1974. But the last time I saw it there was a sign on the roundabout at the bottom of the on ramp that points in its direction an indicates "OUTER SPACE".

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
1/5/2015 2:57 am

I think the image has gone walkabout!!!

Her's one for you
[image]


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/5/2015 10:46 am

    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    Happy New Year young lady.

    You cum across funny signs every day don't you.

    Fortunately I never saw a sign that said "Don't Cum Here"

    But the one that sticks in my mind is in Cape Town. There is an unfinished section of a motorway flyover that ends in mid air that has been just like that since my first visit in 1974. But the last time I saw it there was a sign on the roundabout at the bottom of the on ramp that points in its direction an indicates "OUTER SPACE".
So when you get to the top it's time to say............. "Beam me up Scotty."


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/5/2015 10:47 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I think the image has gone walkabout!!!

    Her's one for you
    [image]



I love it, and with just the right accent...............................


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
1/6/2015 7:23 pm

How about this.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/6/2015 10:16 pm

    Quoting  :

It's very true. There are people like that where I work.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/6/2015 10:17 pm

Please send me some snow.


Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
1/7/2015 3:27 am

Happy 2015, Marysia

It's been a while but the last funny road sign Ive seen is The return of Weird Signs which can be found on my friend, Mygentlecaress's blog ... I thought it was quite funny. (She says in her most conservative, fake, uppity-English accent)

Be well ...

***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/7/2015 8:16 pm

    Quoting Pixie_11:
    Happy 2015, Marysia

    It's been a while but the last funny road sign Ive seen is The return of Weird Signs which can be found on my friend, Mygentlecaress's blog ... I thought it was quite funny. (She says in her most conservative, fake, uppity-English accent)

    Be well ...
Ah yes, I'd forgotten his sign blog, so just popped back in to have a look.


lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
1/8/2015 7:19 am

Happy new year McMaree, hope ye had a good un!

Nae pic by the way, or has it been snowing your way?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/8/2015 9:52 pm

    Quoting  :

Will ask him to send me a photo of his bar sign, so I can show you.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/8/2015 9:54 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Happy new year McMaree, hope ye had a good un!

    Nae pic by the way, or has it been snowing your way?
I worked all over the holidays, but so far this year is looking pretty good.

What I would give for a little snow. We've been have 100+ days with high humidity, and it doesn't cool down at night.
Roll on the cooler months.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/10/2015 2:33 am

I saw a newspaper headline yesterday saying "Grapes Fight Dementia."

I wasn't aware that grapes suffer from dementia, but I suppose I know what they meant.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/10/2015 2:38 am

    Quoting Pixie_11:
    Happy 2015, Marysia

    It's been a while but the last funny road sign Ive seen is The return of Weird Signs which can be found on my friend, Mygentlecaress's blog ... I thought it was quite funny. (She says in her most conservative, fake, uppity-English accent)

    Be well ...
Thanks for the steer on this - a classic!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
2/10/2015 7:57 pm

    Quoting hotdreamer1000:
    I saw a newspaper headline yesterday saying "Grapes Fight Dementia."

    I wasn't aware that grapes suffer from dementia, but I suppose I know what they meant.


Do you have to eat the grapes, or can you drink them?


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
2/23/2015 2:43 pm

You can drink them, but if you drink too many, you get a kind of temporary dementia!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
2/23/2015 9:40 pm

    Quoting hotdreamer1000:
    You can drink them, but if you drink too many, you get a kind of temporary dementia!


Hate to say I've suffered from that a few times.


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