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Roy has been manhandled
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Roy has been manhandled I hide Roy away whenever tradesmen or the Real Estate guys come around. It is a small town, so I know how things get around. The pest/building inspector was supposed to call in at 9am, but the girl in the RE office got it wrong, and told him I had said to come earlier. I had just finished my shower, when I thought I heard someone knocking on my front door. Couldn't be, it was only 8am, when I heard it again. I shouted through my bedroom window that I would let him in shortly. Now what was I going to do with Roy?? Back into the garage with him, with no time to find the lampshade, I put him just inside the door. I opened the door to let the guy in. He took one look at the termite damage and said the place was stuffed, this is even before he looked in the roof. Anyway, he said he would do the outside inspection first, so off I went to do whatever. With the outside finished, he got up into the roof. Well two loud cracks were heard, and I was expecting him to come through the ceilling. He looked quite shaken when he emerged, and said indeed he also thought that he would fall through the ceilling. After he had gone, I went into the garage to do some more packing, and to my horror, I saw that Roy had been moved. Bet afew people will get a laugh when he tells them what he found in my garage. |
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The Real Estate guy also came around to see how things were going. When the inspection was finished they were out the front for some time talking. I bet after the report was shown, he was told about the male blow up doll in the garage.  
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That is hilarious!  Does being caught out class as going through with the dare?
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 Poor old Roy, do you think he'll ever recover from the shock of being caught wi' nae keks on??
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Lucky for me that I didn't, otherwise I would have been even more embarrassed. 
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Well I just dont know what to say here. Hopefully Roy wasnt naked like in all the pictures you post here. Sir Teezalot WAR IS ABSURD
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perhaps the inspector had to inspect Roy's 'wood' for termite damage??
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Well I just dont know what to say here. Hopefully Roy wasnt naked like in all the pictures you post here.
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Poor old Roy, do you think he'll ever recover from the shock of being caught wi' nae keks on??
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perhaps the inspector had to inspect Roy's 'wood' for termite damage?? No termite would go anywhere near Roy's wood. They would be greatly disappointed.
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Maybe you should have been carrying Roy around, while the building inspector, was in the roof space.  Just in case, he fell through the ceiling. It would have given him, something soft to land on. Anyway, I've always known, that you were the black sheep of the family & not me!  Life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away!    
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Is Roy useful?    ---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND  I never mean to offend(blog or comment) anyone ,If I do contact me please. Please check out my blog Harley-Davidson Drive(19harley86)
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Oh you poor thing....you'll be the talk of the town for the next few weeks!!! Now you need to have a leaving party too with lots of naked people running around taking turns to hold Roy!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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It's good that Roy is getting out and meeting people.
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Poor Roy - he would have hated to have someone seeing him.
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Maybe you should have been carrying Roy around, while the building inspector, was in the roof space. Just in case, he fell through the ceiling. It would have given him, something soft to land on. Anyway, I've always known, that you were the black sheep of the family & not me! If he had of landed on Roy, and Roy wasn't laying on his front, he would have speared the poor inspector. Imagine the death certificate..........death by cock. 
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He would have been hard to miss, as I only had time to put him just inside the door. I'm not really that embarrassed, and am still laughing about the whole thing.
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Is Roy useful? He hasn't helped pack one box. 
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Oh you poor thing....you'll be the talk of the town for the next few weeks!!! Now you need to have a leaving party too with lots of naked people running around taking turns to hold Roy!!! I like your idea, but it's still too cold here. Maybe have a late house warming party, and scare my new neighbours. 
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It's good that Roy is getting out and meeting people.
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Poor Roy - he would have hated to have someone seeing him. Quite the opposite, Roy Loves to be seen. I wonder what he gets up to while I'm at work.
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He won't tell me what part of him was touched to move him, but he was looking a bit worried when I went into the garage.
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lol Do you remember the film, mannequin with Kim Cattrall? Are you quite sure that Roy didn't move himself?
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Hehe  
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lol Do you remember the film, mannequin with Kim Cattrall? Are you quite sure that Roy didn't move himself?
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Hehe This time I put him at the side of my bed on the floor, and covered him. I had to go out so didn't see if he checked my bedroom for any termite damage. Will have to ask my son later.
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