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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

Something Silly.  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
11/12/2010 2:37 pm
Something Silly.

There once lived a really old codger,
Who loved to play with his Roger.

He fiddled by day, he fiddled by night,
Playing with his dick, held such delight.

He wanted something different, so went to his shed,
While his wife was upstairs asleep in their bed.

He looked at his tools wondering which one to pick,
What would be best to stimulate his dick?

Should he use a clamp, or maybe a vice,
Maybe something electrical could be very nice.

He plugged the car charger into the socket,
Forgetting the metal keys in his shirt pocket.

Carefully he put both clamps on his member,
Turned on the power, that's the last he could remember.

He awoke with his hair standing on end,
His dick now had an unusual bend.

He dragged himself up off the floor,
Vowing to play with his dick no more.
stevenjosepht 78M
3726 posts
11/12/2010 3:04 pm

 That was funny! Did you write it yourself? One way to learn not to masturbate and use the dick for entertainment for the wife. Steven


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/12/2010 3:55 pm

 Glad you like it, and yes I wrote it.
Thought I needed a lighter blog after my last one.


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
11/12/2010 4:38 pm

 Hahaha! I enjoyed that. Men and their sheds hey.


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
11/12/2010 5:37 pm

 Who plays with their dick,,Im just happy to blog
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marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/12/2010 7:16 pm

 Glad you got a laugh out of it.
Beware of the contents in your shed. Could be dangerous to your health.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/12/2010 7:25 pm
    Quoting rm_19harley86:
    Who plays with their dick,,Im just happy to blog
I think we should all do whatever makes us happy...As long as no one gets hurt.


horny4770 67M

11/13/2010 8:25 am

 I’m impressed; totally!

I’m not sure there is anything in my shed I would find intriguing enough to play with like that...except for maybe the p...but let’s not get into that now...

H.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/13/2010 11:33 am
    Quoting  :
A few chuckles is a good way to start the day.
Actually have the whole week end off work, so having a relaxing time.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/13/2010 11:35 am
    Quoting horny4770:
    I’m impressed; totally!

    I’m not sure there is anything in my shed I would find intriguing enough to play with like that...except for maybe the p...but let’s not get into that now...

    H.
I read about your love of tools in my sisters blog.
So take this ditty as a warning.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/13/2010 8:32 pm
    Quoting  :
Being a female, we could still get ourselves into trouble using the wrong tools.


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
11/14/2010 1:58 pm

 Hmmmm, electro-stimulation ...... might like to try that one day
And inflict it on a lady and be in control of the power hehe


openwm 58M
6971 posts
11/14/2010 7:33 pm

 Ouch! now that is NOT my idea of fun playtime. Don't know why I'm so in the mood these days. I only wish I knew how to get my other half more interested than once. I mean I know there are times once is enough when your tired but when that isn't the case, once is only getting warmed up!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/15/2010 12:05 am
    Quoting satsubplus1:
    Hmmmm, electro-stimulation ...... might like to try that one day
    And inflict it on a lady and be in control of the power hehe

Could turn out to be a rather shocking experience.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/15/2010 12:07 am
    Quoting openwm:
    Ouch! now that is NOT my idea of fun playtime. Don't know why I'm so in the mood these days. I only wish I knew how to get my other half more interested than once. I mean I know there are times once is enough when your tired but when that isn't the case, once is only getting warmed up!
You are right. Once is never enough.

But at the moment, once would be very nice, for starters.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/15/2010 1:23 pm
    Quoting  :
Would be a very shocking experience indeed.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/15/2010 9:40 pm
    Quoting  :
Seems silly enough to try something daft again.
Might have to try and think of something.


lifebegins63 61M

11/16/2010 2:12 pm

 PMSL ... til next time !!

regards


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/16/2010 7:41 pm

 Looks like the challenge might be on for chapter two of Rogers stupidity.


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
11/16/2010 9:17 pm

 Now that could end up being a classic piece of prose for it's literay value alone.

Buts what astounds me most is how on Earth you did your practical research. I always thought women had no idea what compulsive wankers us blokes really are.
Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/16/2010 11:11 pm
    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    Now that could end up being a classic piece of prose for it's literay value alone.

    Buts what astounds me most is how on Earth you did your practical research. I always thought women had no idea what compulsive wankers us blokes really are.
When I become rich and famous, remember you read it here 1st.

No person was harmed in any way during my research. It all comes down to a vivid imagination.

Have known some real Wankers in my life.


lifebegins63 61M

11/21/2010 5:45 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    Looks like the challenge might be on for chapter two of Rogers stupidity.

you mean slow learning Roger !! lol

regards


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/21/2010 11:29 am
    Quoting lifebegins63:
    you mean slow learning Roger !! lol

    regards
The urge might become too strong, so he might pay a visit to the kitchen next.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/21/2010 11:42 pm
    Quoting  :
Another challenge...to come up with one that applies to the ladies.


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