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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

It's a matter of choice.  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
10/6/2010 2:10 am
It's a matter of choice.

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.



The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the female, "let’s swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, the male whale realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "What's the matter darling?"

"Look love," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.
SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
10/6/2010 4:37 am

 I believe it darling.

I took a whale watching cruise on Hervey Bay a few weeks ago.....fascinating....mind blowing.

These humpbacks are anything but dumb.
Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


openwm 58M
6971 posts
10/6/2010 5:16 am

 Now that is funny!


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
10/6/2010 6:56 am

 Oh well
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
10/6/2010 7:00 am

 pmsl Nice one
Hey, come and view my blog: mygentlecaress It's complete crap but come on over anyway


horny4770 67M

10/6/2010 1:24 pm

 We all have to draw the line somewhere; we know where she draws hers.

H.


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
10/6/2010 3:18 pm

 Now that's just not playing the game Mrs Whale


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:23 pm
    Quoting  :
She's not interested, so he will have to swallow his own seaman.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:24 pm
    Quoting  :
I liked it so had to share.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:25 pm
    Quoting SirTeezalot:
    I believe it darling.

    I took a whale watching cruise on Hervey Bay a few weeks ago.....fascinating....mind blowing.

    These humpbacks are anything but dumb.
That is something I would love to see.
Have seen dolphins, but not whales yet.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:29 pm
    Quoting openwm:
    Now that is funny!
You have permission to pass it on.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:29 pm

 So you liked it?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:32 pm

 Once in a while, a good one comes along.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:33 pm
    Quoting  :
Hard to find a good joke that hasn't been around for a while, that most have already seen.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:34 pm
    Quoting horny4770:
    We all have to draw the line somewhere; we know where she draws hers.

    H.
Rather like where she draws her line.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/6/2010 10:35 pm
    Quoting satsubplus1:
    Now that's just not playing the game Mrs Whale

What ever 'floats your boat,' (as long as it's no where near whales).


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
10/7/2010 1:58 am

 Hahaha! Well that joke just floats my boat.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/7/2010 2:46 am

 Now I know one of your secrets.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/7/2010 9:39 pm
    Quoting  :
Wouldn't get close enough to ask them.


lifebegins63 61M

10/12/2010 2:30 pm

 Whales swimming to Japan . ?? Isn't that a bit like turkeys looking forward to Xmas ..??

regards


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/12/2010 9:00 pm
    Quoting lifebegins63:
    Whales swimming to Japan . ?? Isn't that a bit like turkeys looking forward to Xmas ..??

    regards
Maybe they were Irish whales. Not done an Irish joke for a while.


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