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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

Too Old To Squat  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
6/3/2010 1:37 am
Too Old To Squat

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.

One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis.
So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said: "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked:
"What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied:

"Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I' m 80, the damned things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."
openwm 58M
6971 posts
6/3/2010 3:26 am

 Very cute.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/3/2010 4:23 am

 The joke or the hedgehog?


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
6/3/2010 5:11 am

 Does that mean you are a buyer now
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KittySplitter_1 61M
98 posts
6/3/2010 6:23 am

 funny enough!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/3/2010 6:37 am
    Quoting  :
Hope I'm still (at least) thinking about sex when I'm 80.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/3/2010 6:39 am

 Nope. Never paid for sex, and never will.


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
6/3/2010 2:21 pm
Seen it before (the joke, not the damned things growing wild! lol) ...... still good though

As you know, all of me catches the rays at the same time ... no making it grow wild for me


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/3/2010 10:08 pm

 And there was me thinking you were a wild one.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/3/2010 11:10 pm

 Thought it was funny enough to share.


lifebegins63 61M

6/7/2010 4:46 pm

 I thought it was funny ... Old folk are like kids ... they tell it as it is !!

regards


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/8/2010 2:06 am
    Quoting  :
Would be as bad as you prodding an 80 year old woman with your cane.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/8/2010 2:12 am
    Quoting lifebegins63:
    I thought it was funny ... Old folk are like kids ... they tell it as it is !!

    regards
You get to hear some funny things working in a Nursing Home. Usually get at least one laugh a day.


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
6/10/2010 1:01 am

 Hahaha! I guess she hasn't heard of secateurs.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/10/2010 11:54 pm

 Thank goodness for him.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/15/2010 12:53 am
    Quoting  :
I'm sure he was wearing protection.


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