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Up and Down Sex
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Up and Down Sex At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or down?' All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?' There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?' The woman replied, 'Down.' A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,'Up or down ?' She replied, 'Up.' This really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!' She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown... 
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Oh to have a deaf broad on the Norfolk Broads  
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Say what,I can't hear you !    ---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND  I never mean to offend(blog or comment) anyone ,If I do contact me please. Please check out my blog Harley-Davidson Drive(19harley86)
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3/6/2010 4:11 pm |
Didn't realise you were into fishing. LOL. X
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Ouch. And they weren't even Irish? Sir Teezalot WAR IS ABSURD
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Oh to have a deaf broad on the Norfolk Broads  
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Say what,I can't hear you !
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Didn't realise you were into fishing. LOL. X
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See a canoe in your photo. Maybe you could use the 'Up, Down' line sometime.
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Please, my name isn't Mary. You are forgiven. Never hurts to go fishing. You never know what you might catch. Just have to use the right bait.
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I'm off to the 'Tackle' shop now.
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Ouch. And they weren't even Irish?
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ewwwww 
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3/6/2010 8:34 pm |
Maybe he should have continued saying it anyway?
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Perhaps instead of saying up or down, he should have said in or out.
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3/7/2010 5:58 am |
love to chat with you sometime
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ewwwww
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Maybe he should have continued saying it anyway? 
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He could always wait for the batteries to die, and offer to drive her to town for news ones........after a fishing trip.
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Perhaps instead of saying up or down, he should have said in or out. He could have been the 'Coxman.' Sorry 'Coxswain.'
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love to chat with you sometime
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You are such a brat!
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Oooooops, silly me.  Don't know my sea fairing vessels. Maybe you could get a two seater kayak, or don't they make them? Is the shape the only difference between a kayak and canoe?
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I've tried to think of a comment but I can't.
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I've tried to think of a comment but I can't. Hotdreamer lost for words. Or did you think it was that bad?
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A bit of both I think, lol.
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