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Another Irish Joke.. Sorry  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
1/22/2010 3:57 pm
Another Irish Joke.. Sorry


Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub.

Mick says to Paddy, 'I can't be bothered to walk all that way.'

'I know,' says Paddy, 'but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot,' Mick suggests.

They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, 'Paddy, what are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'

Paddy shouts back, 'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jesus Christ, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!'

johnstevens870 69M

1/22/2010 4:24 pm

Good one! Makes me wonder if I should swear-off Guiness? Naaaaaaa


stevenjosepht 78M
3726 posts
1/22/2010 4:55 pm

That was cute in an Irish Paddy sort of way. Steven


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
1/22/2010 6:34 pm

Hahaha! If they stop and pick up passengers at all the bus stops, they'll probably make enough to catch a cab from the roundabout.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/22/2010 7:32 pm

    Quoting johnstevens870:
    Good one! Makes me wonder if I should swear-off Guiness? Naaaaaaa
Have you tried Guiness mixed with dry cider?
Best if they are both from a keg, just don't drink too many or you will be as dumb as Mick and Paddy.

Deleted my last post. Don't know if you got to read my reply to you before I deleted it.
Don't know what happened. There was supposed to be a picture of a funny message pad. Seems like I was the only one seeing it, everyone else saw my photo in it's place.

Just as well my sister told me what everyone else was seeing.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/22/2010 7:35 pm

    Quoting stevenjosepht:
    That was cute in an Irish Paddy sort of way. Steven
Who would we pick on if we didn't have Irish (and blonde) jokes?

Sure there are some Pom ans Polish jokes going around. I would cop them both. Oh, and cos I lice in I would cop them too.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/22/2010 7:42 pm

    Quoting  :

Surprised that Paddy even remembered what number bus he was looking for.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/22/2010 7:46 pm

    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    Hahaha! If they stop and pick up passengers at all the bus stops, they'll probably make enough to catch a cab from the roundabout.
They that silly they would probably drive back to the pub and spend all the money they had collected, and still have to walk home from the roundabout.


Pleasureunice 55M

1/22/2010 10:06 pm

Thats just put a big smile on my face....thanks


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/23/2010 1:07 pm

Glad it put a smile on your dial.


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
1/23/2010 10:18 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Have you tried Guiness mixed with dry cider?
    Best if they are both from a keg, just don't drink too many or you will be as dumb as Mick and Paddy.

    Deleted my last post. Don't know if you got to read my reply to you before I deleted it.
    Don't know what happened. There was supposed to be a picture of a funny message pad. Seems like I was the only one seeing it, everyone else saw my photo in it's place.

    Just as well my sister told me what everyone else was seeing.


Guinness mixed with cider has been my favourite drink since I was first allowed in a pub.

But it is so bloody potent that I only drink it on special occassions these days.....and fall asleep afterwards (weired ain't it, same effect as sex).....wouldnt dare to drive after only one of them.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/23/2010 11:13 pm

My brother back in the 'Old Dart' put me onto it during one of my trips back.
Rotten sod got me a pint of it.
I introduced it to an Irishman a couple of years ago. Couldn't believe he had never heard of it.
But then again, they probably think it is blasphemous to mix anything with their precious Guinness.
Fall asleep after sex?????????????????? What about round two?


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
1/24/2010 1:58 pm


All this talk about Guinness and cider ...... scrumpy blew my brains out at a bikers party in Somerset last year! Slept well, after being helped back to my tent! But boy was I ill when I got up in the morning Only just made it too the loos which were a minute's walk away, then didn't know which end to say hello to the porcelain first


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/24/2010 10:04 pm

    Quoting satsubplus1:

    All this talk about Guinness and cider ...... scrumpy blew my brains out at a bikers party in Somerset last year! Slept well, after being helped back to my tent! But boy was I ill when I got up in the morning Only just made it too the loos which were a minute's walk away, then didn't know which end to say hello to the porcelain first


I tried Scrumpy once, but didn't like it.
I do like a dry Cider, but can't get it on tap.
And then you had to ride home.


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