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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

Un........Happy New Year  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
12/31/2009 3:54 pm
Un........Happy New Year

'TWAS THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The biscuits I'd nibble, the champagne I'd taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my partner's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend all Summer disguised as a man!"

So-away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Til all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a biscuit - not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot scones, or cake, or fruit pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to laugh, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

rm_wantitindeep 58F
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1874 posts
12/31/2009 6:34 pm

 January is what my birthday is all about.
Far better than xmas.
You know why I have hated xmas in the past.
Now, it is my time of the year!


Life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/31/2009 7:00 pm
    Quoting rm_wantitindeep:
    January is what my birthday is all about.
    Far better than xmas.
    You know why I have hated xmas in the past.
    Now, it is my time of the year!

I'm the opposite. I hate Birthdays.
Will try and not leave it too late this year.


rm_wantitindeep 58F
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1874 posts
12/31/2009 7:12 pm
    Quoting marysia4u:
    I'm the opposite. I hate Birthdays.
    Will try and not leave it too late this year.

I'm just surprised that I have lasted as long as I have.
That's why I like my birthday so much.
Life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away!


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
12/31/2009 9:08 pm

 No way! Don't throw the stuff out. If you're that worried about gaining weight, then do some exercise to burn it off. They say that sex is a good way to lose a few pounds, especially if you engage for a couple of hours per day. It's a balance thing, not how much you eat.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/1/2010 12:55 am
    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    No way! Don't throw the stuff out. If you're that worried about gaining weight, then do some exercise to burn it off. They say that sex is a good way to lose a few pounds, especially if you engage for a couple of hours per day. It's a balance thing, not how much you eat.
It all comes down to what you put into your mouth I suppose.

A couple of hours a day you say, one could be so lucky.


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
1/1/2010 8:59 am

 Hmmm, never heard of a Bah Humbug new year before! lol.
Euwww ... don't like rare beef
Happy New Year again!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/1/2010 3:37 pm
    Quoting daretwodream:
    Happy New Year M
    Already started my diet...it's an old family recipe that works so well...'see food, eat food'
    By croc, I have to check on my chicken
That is a very popular diet. Have been known to be on it a few times myself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/1/2010 3:40 pm
    Quoting satsubplus1:
    Hmmm, never heard of a Bah Humbug new year before! lol.
    Euwww ... don't like rare beef
    Happy New Year again!

Got the email, had a laugh, so had to share it.

Like all my meat well done. If it's even a little pink, can't eat it.

You must have turned over a new leaf this New Year. Your first post that has been totally clean.


Pleasureunice 55M
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1/1/2010 11:19 pm

 Happy new year lovely lady.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/1/2010 11:35 pm

 And to you, lovely man.


horny4770 67M

1/4/2010 1:49 pm

 “- not even a lick” ...are you sure?

Nicely done! But to YOU, a Happy New Year !

H.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
1/4/2010 2:23 pm

 Bravo - very well written. Good luck getting your gorgeous slimness back.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/4/2010 2:52 pm
    Quoting horny4770:
    “- not even a lick” ...are you sure?

    Nicely done! But to YOU, a Happy New Year !

    H.
Oh. Ok. You talked me into it.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/5/2010 8:51 pm
    Quoting hotdreamer1000:
    Bravo - very well written. Good luck getting your gorgeous slimness back.
Yes. And I am going to start tomorrow.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
1/5/2010 8:53 pm
    Quoting  :
Just wish they would'nt come around so fast.


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