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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

Bath Night  

marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
10/8/2009 9:16 pm
Bath Night

Bath Night

A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire......

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.. So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair, and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself.."

The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed off her hairy muff.

When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!!"
rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
10/8/2009 10:44 pm

 Hehehe! The darts team got to watch a double billing.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/8/2009 11:07 pm
    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    Hehehe! The darts team got to watch a double billing.
Wonder if the Snooker team got to watch the following Monday night?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/9/2009 12:47 am

 Good to start a Friday night off with a laugh, or any time for that matter.


andyc188 58M

10/9/2009 3:40 pm

 LOL. X


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
10/10/2009 1:18 am

 Um, apparently, according to the stupid arse w****rs that run this site, a rofl smiley is a "banned_topic" and my comment was "denied"!!!

All I put was the following, lol ......




marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/10/2009 3:22 am

 So how you get it through the second time?
Maybe you are not allowed to laugh while rolling around on the floor. Must be pretty serious stuff this rolling around. Lol


Nikkyeee 64F
Ask me for a photo

10/12/2009 10:01 am

 lolll
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Anonymous



marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/12/2009 9:32 pm


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/12/2009 9:34 pm

 Bet the darts team are still smiling?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/15/2009 12:28 am

 Maybe Jetstar can add it to their itinerary.


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