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Blogs > marysia4u > Because I Can

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marysia4u 68F
12968 posts
9/22/2009 10:50 pm
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'

I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.

He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?

Oh , yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! '

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'

Nope.........just when it's raining.
Apache87 66M

9/22/2009 11:31 pm

 .....good enough to make me smile,hehe.


MzGoddessDomina 53F
59726 posts
9/23/2009 12:54 am

 Its always best to be prepared!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/23/2009 2:08 am
    Quoting Apache87:
    .....good enough to make me smile,hehe.
Are you a hard man to make smile?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/23/2009 2:11 am

 A good motto to live by.


andyc188 58M

9/23/2009 10:44 am

 LOL


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
9/24/2009 3:19 am

 Hahaha! Very good.


satsubplus1 66M/45F  
4844 posts
9/26/2009 10:21 am

I'd prefer it to get wet ...... and glistening from something else, not rain


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/27/2009 1:09 am
    Quoting satsubplus1:


    I'd prefer it to get wet ...... and glistening from something else, not rain

You such a bad boy.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/29/2009 2:35 am
    Quoting  :
I hope it was the first of many.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/29/2009 2:36 am
    Quoting  :
Thought it was too good not to share.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
10/1/2009 2:10 am

 That's silly! Quite funny though.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/1/2009 3:55 am

 So what do you wear when it's raining? Lol


horny4770 67M

10/3/2009 11:42 am

 It pays to be able to think on your feet!

H.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/3/2009 6:06 pm
    Quoting  :
Should I be scared? Oh, that was one of my other blogs.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/3/2009 6:08 pm
    Quoting horny4770:
    It pays to be able to think on your feet!

    H.
Especially if you have a foot fetish. Lol


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/3/2009 11:08 pm
    Quoting  :
Glad I was able to make you smile.


kalib1959 64M

10/7/2009 5:10 am

 Thanks for the laugh...


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
10/7/2009 10:51 pm

 Hope I can make you laugh again.


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