I'm recently married to RedHotLori on this site and I won't play without her. Our interests are well... We have a couples profile JavaCollaredLori

How would I describe myself. I'm not coyote ugly, so I usually don't wear a paper bag over my head in public and I use a spoon to eat soup like most people (unless a straw is available). I am usually very quiet unless I'm talking, and as you can tell, quite shy and reserved. I am a snappy dresser because I wear socks and they match (but not at this moment), and at times I can be a real smart ass. I am also housebroken and know proper toilet seat etiquette.

Yes, I do have a sense of humor, can be sarcastic at times.

So here I am and have come to the conclusion, my work hours suck. My days off vary, the hours I work vary, and my sleep patterns varies. Throw in the fact that I'm a dad to a 13 year old, who lives with me full time means I have precious little time for dating, relationships, and other adult type activities. I also have a WOW addiction that occupies my time when I'm up late, or up early.

So what does this mean? No much in the real world, but it does mean that I'm looking for friends primarily, friends that can rock-my-world would be a bonus.

My Ideal Person: First off, I am not looking for anyone as a single. My ass belongs to RedHotLori and yes, her ass belongs to me as well. I will not be playing without her.

The remainder of the profile has been kept in it's original form just to save time.

I'm looking for someone with a pulse. The idea of being with someone without a pulse is a little creepy. I'm looking for someone who likes things a little outside normal. Marathons are great, quickies are a nice warm up, the same old - same old, gets a boring. Can you keep it interesting?

I prefer someone who has a picture in their profile. Not the picture you found on line and decided to use, but a real one.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Sammy Hagar, Tim McGraw, Big & RIch, Soundgarden,

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Outdoors, on a large rock in the middle of a river, and just
a bit out of sight of the traffic driving by.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Fisting, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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