Have you dreamed of having a sexy Aussie staring deep into your eyes. That dreamy accent rolling off his tongue as he takes you into his arms...
Well I'm not Aussie, but I do a damn good accent! Names Devin, a.k.a DJ Vitamin D (ok not really, i thought it had a nice ring to it). I'm a laid back dude that loves the hippies but knows how to put on a tie. I go barefoot as much as possible, even have foot gloves...serious, there awesome.
I make an effort to work out on a regular basis and pay attention to whats rollin' past my lips,I would prefer the same from a partner. But, hey, I used to be a big boy. I'll even show you the pictures if you want.
Speaking of big boys, I have an agile mind and amazing thrust. I am have the body of a greek statue, only the first or second attempt, you know pretty good looking, not quite perfect...rock hard.
I like blue skies and open road, wind in the trees and sand beneath my feet. I am an adventurer with and open mind at heart. Seize the day, seize this.....
Hey what can I say, I like fooling around. I prefer my women a little brainy, and wouldn't gettin' some too. If you could hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes move up to the front of the line.
I like to do yoga, not leotard yoga, but the mystical help your spirit kind. I think anyone who can meditate is a bad mamajama, Am learning how to play the guitar and sail.
I am a professional animal wrestler; took on an Emu, and an Alligator before I retired. 1 Tie, 1 Loss, true story.
Taught myself how to breathe fire, swallowed a little kerosene in the process.
And finally, rented a bounce house for my Halloween Party this year.

If you haven't figured that I am boring, normal, and shallow by now I you should go ahead and say hey.

Disclaimer: The vast majority of the above text is factual

My Ideal Person: Ok ok, I'll be serious... Ok, I'm done. No, but seriously, Ideally you are confident and bold in the bedroom. You walk don't walk into parked cars, poke needles in your arm (diabetic s I get it), or put marbles up your nose. I am all about good smells captivating eyes, and funny accents.
I may be discerning, but I am definitely not discriminating,so feel free to be whatever shade you choose.

A few fantasies I came up with on the spot;

I have always wanted to meet a real power hungry bitch. The one that wears the power suit/skirt combo, and has more balls than most of the staff. Hair is always crisp and neat, outfit is prim and proper. Always under pressure at the office for being the only woman in your position. The female in you is crying out to be taken by a man, a real man, not one of these dickless corporate drones. Staying late at the office one night the door creaks open suddenly, startled, you knock your coffee to the floor as a janitor walks thought the door., You thought you were the only one here. As you regain your composure and look up your heart rate refuses to drop. This is the hottest janitor you've ever seen. You start to try and bust his balls with some canned standoffish crap. He ignores the insults and starts to move towards the spill . Embarrassed, you reach down to start cleaning up the mess before he can get to it. As you go for mug he is inches from your face, you can feel his hot breath on your cheek.He takes a slow deep breath, as if he is savoring the air around him. He turns to catch your eyes, and for a brief moment you lose yourself.. You happen to look down and catch his name tag as he pulls your chin in ever so gently with his leathered hands, it said Joe, Joe the Janitor, how apt, how nameless. And as your lips lock Joe swings out his powerful arms clearing your desk of debris....

Be seduced by an older woman, while dressed like a nerd; suspenders, black rim glasses, pocket protector and all.

A librarian, face down ass up in a pile of books.

Last but not least, Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. Only for real, and out in one the cities many fine parks

Not into it? Well tell me what yours is...I wouldn't make it in Hollywood, but I can act pretty well.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Massage

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