OK... as i promised in the last profile i made up, i'm not giving any clues as to my identity this time. for those of your who've been around for a while, you might put 2 and 2 together. for the rest, Happy Holidaze just the same. Good Will to All Men (Women included), May Your Spirits Be Bright, Yada, Yada, Yada. lol.

My Ideal Person: as hesitant as i am to say this... a nice looking elfette with nice perky little er... 'ears' wouldn't be bad for starters. oh, bet you thought i was going to say 'tits' huh, you perverts. then again, some of you freaks will accuse me of have a midget fetish cause i specified an elfette. whatevah! talk to the hand. *puts up hand. oh wait; puts up other hand instead* hehe... i use that one on myself. don't want you getting your germs all over it.