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Introduction
OK... as i promised in the last profile i made up, i'm not giving any clues as to my identity this time. for those of your who've been around for a while, you might put 2 and 2 together. for the rest, Happy Holidaze just the same. Good Will to All Men (Women included), May Your Spirits Be Bright, Yada, Yada, Yada. lol.
My Ideal Person: as hesitant as i am to say this... a nice looking elfette with nice perky little er... 'ears' wouldn't be bad for starters. oh, bet you thought i was going to say 'tits' huh, you perverts. then again, some of you freaks will accuse me of have a midget fetish cause i specified an elfette. whatevah! talk to the hand. *puts up hand. oh wait; puts up other hand instead* hehe... i use that one on myself. don't want you getting your germs all over it.
My Ideal Person: as hesitant as i am to say this... a nice looking elfette with nice perky little er... 'ears' wouldn't be bad for starters. oh, bet you thought i was going to say 'tits' huh, you perverts. then again, some of you freaks will accuse me of have a midget fetish cause i specified an elfette. whatevah! talk to the hand. *puts up hand. oh wait; puts up other hand instead* hehe... i use that one on myself. don't want you getting your germs all over it.
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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| Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) TS/TV/TG |
| Birthdate: | December 25, 1925 (86 ) |
| Marital Status: | Widowed |
| Height: | 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm |
| Body Type: | A little extra padding |
| Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
| Drinking: | I'm a heavy drinker |
| Education: | Prefer not to say |
| Race: | Mixed |
| Male Endowment: | Average/None |
| Circumcised: | Yes |
| Speaks: | English |
