I might not be the life of the party, but it's not a party until I arrive. Very outgoing charming personality, one that you will quickly warm up to. Oh, and not hard on the eyes either! In fact, easily and quickly hard in all the right places! Hey, somewhere out there, at least within a 100 mile range cuz I have a car, there's gotta be a woman with a bit of "star quality" that would be interested in a "stunt dick" - not to be confused with a "stunted dick"!

My Ideal Person: Two tits, a hole and a heartbeat! Just kidding...Actually, I'm not all that particular other than an interest and willingness to have fun. An outgoing personality would be great. If you have two eyes that match, even better! A full set of teeth, either your own or store bought would be a bonus!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Watching you service an entire group of chimpanzees at
the zoo! Just kidding...Having sex with you that is so intense
that the number of multiple orgasms that you enjoy actually
makes you pass out temporarily from ecstacy!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"! Inside of
that bottle was so erotic and if you got just close enough
to the tv screen like I used to - you could actually see bush!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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