im a gold member on 1fancy1 and u can reach me there. this profile is more informational but my msgs r bouncing here so u can get thru to me on 1fancy1. write me! u wont b sorry!!! hope i hear from u soon if u meet the following criteria!!!IF UR NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE 2 SPOIL/PAMPER GET OUTTA MY PROFILE. U AND I HAVE NOTHING 2 DISCUSS!!! E-MAILS R BOUNCING!!! KEEP THE FAITH---AND LISTEN UP! IM PISSED OFF AT U GUYS THAT CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! U READ THIS TAKE IT AS ITS MEANT AND IF U DONT C URSELF HERE DONT WASTE OUR TIME!!! FUCK OFF!!! SSSOOO im having probs. receiving my mail from here so if uve written and i havent responded its cuz i didnt get it.an alternate FREE addie 4 me is mate1 under mrsrobinson4u-coo-coo-coo-choo-trying to seduce you!!!!!! click me up there. dont have any probs w/mail there!!! ATTN. ATTACHED GUYS!!! i dont have a probW/U BEING ATTACHED BUT WHATS FAIR IS FAIR. IF IM GONNA FULFILL MAMAS JOB I WANT ALL THE BENEFITS THAT SHE ENJOYS IN BEING UR ATTACHEE.i already know that ur prob. not available on holidays, 4 vacations and sometimes weekends and nites but im not stupid i want a mutually beneficial arrangement. if ur down w/that read on!!! and lets get this party started. OK!!! lets get this on the table immediately! I LOVE SEX!!! but 4 me the 4play starts between the ears. if u cant put 2 sentences 2gether move on! and if u have 2 brag about ur sexual prowress u probably leave much 2 b desired. thats so sophomoric! show me dont tell me! and u can show me when im ready. and im not ready till ive been spoiled/pampered-- THIS NEEDS 2 B ADDRESSED IN YOUR 1ST RESPONSE TO ME OR POOF YOURE GONE AND I WONT GIVE U ANOTHER CHANCE.!!! im not just a quick fuck or a whore. im a WOMAN of substance, a quality LADY and demand respect b4 recognition of my sensuality. i dont tolerate a lot of crap-- like u just sending ur profile w/o a personal msg. any idiot can send a profile but a romantic MAN will send a msg written specifically 4 me(cuz im that special), i just delete profiles only, canned msgs,etc. also no pic no response from me! FIRM!!! need 2 weed out the insincere, game playing MFers. dont have the time, patience, tolerance or inclination 2 deal w/that crap. i also have a fantasy that ive had since young womanhood that i would love 2 find a special MAN 2 help me fulfill. R U THAT special MAN??? im really easy 2 get along with and im lots of fun, funnee,LOVE 2 laugh and make u laugh. i have a fantastic SOH and a wicked wit 2 match. im a university grad-- Regis- grad. summa cum laude so intellectual stimulation is very important 2 me. i love 2 associate w/people that can teach me something. if ur not intellectually stimulating/exciting i dont care how good u think u r in bed i get bored very easily and im history.never 2 b seen or heard from again. im very open about sex, my sexuality and my needs and wants in bed and ull b the 1st 1 2 know about it!and im willing 2 teach u. theres no shame in not knowing. i didnt know until i was taught. im sure i come across as a bitch but thats not my nature but if u piss me off, disrespect me, r insensitive 2 me and just generally try 2 treat me badly ill chew u up 1 side, down the other and spit u out.AND THATS JUST 4 AN APPETIZER! dont say i didnt tell u. and oh yeah if u have any questions just ask and ill give u an honest answer--- whether ur ready 4 it or not.if u dont wanna know the truth dont ask. ive been rambling so ill stop and if i have 2 update i will.and BTW, im an excellent 1st date. ull feel like uve known me 4ever at our 1st mtg. thanks 4 hanging in there w/me. ciao write soon!!!

My Ideal Person: write me at 1fancy1. theres no profile there--- nor pics, so if after you read this and ur so inclined i can receive mail at ifancy1. thanks LOOKING 4 SOMEONE WHOS LOOKING 4 ME--- BUT MOST OF U GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT TA HELL U WANT!!! THATS NOT MY PROB!!!. UR ALL JUST CHEAPSKATES!!! U WANNA DANCE BUT DONT WANNA PAY THE FIDDLER!!! SO B HAPPY W/ MAMA CUZ U WONT B HAPPY WITH ME!!!MY MOMMY DIDNT RAISE DUMMY-- SHE RAISED YUMMY!!! i can go 2 any bar anytime and find a fuck-- i want it all--- 2b fucked/spoiled/pampered just cuz. and if im gonna b doing mamas job i want the bennies!!! pure and simple- dos de rules accept them or get outta my profile!!!---- and i dont owe u any further explanation other than what i just gave u--- now just do it!!! romantic, intelligent,well-groomed, more than a passing acquaintance with the social graces(lack of this is inexcusable-- embarrass me once and im gone) SOH, loves adventure and will share it w/me, CERTAINLY AN EXCELLENT LOVER!!!WHICH btw HAS NOTHING 2 DO W/SIZE!will share my/his sexual fantasies and help me realize mine,willing 2 spoil/pamper me(and i will do the same-- ive never said no 2 sex w/my partner), ideally i would love 2 b someones mistress-- thats such a turn on 4 me;sooo sexually intriguing/exciting/naughty. that would keep me horny all the time!!! and its one of my fantasies!!! i have trouble getting all my msgs so if uve done all ur supposed 2 do and havent heard from me in 3 days its cuz i havent recd it so try again, OK??? and im not gonna chat on this thing more than 3x. if we havent established a connection within that time--xchg num, set mtg, etc. im gone! i hate typing and using ths sterile mode of communication. im a people person not a machine person.i also would like a guy that can do all kinds of stuff-- handyman, computer literate, good w/machines/cars-- in other words all that im not! NON SMOKERS ONLY!!! anyhow, ciao!!!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
willie nelson fleetwood, linda rhondstadt, babs, mariah

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere, even at home

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Fisting

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
WILLIE NELSON but as a person not a celeb.had a chance encounter
w/him once at a denver nuggets game. b4 that i loved his music
but since that encounter iI LOVE THE MAN!!! i can get horny
just cing him or listening 2 his music. good music 2 fuck
or make love 2!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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