in the interest of giving to the good of humanity, i thought it might be helpful if i listed some friendly tips to those men looking to get laid...

1. If you want something more than a mediocre to lousy lay, you're supposed to care where you put your genitalia before you put it there...that means talk to her, find out a little about who she is and whether or not you actually might share common interests and liking the same sexual positions is not what i mean here...

2.Don't base your chat on where she is located geographically...chances are if you do that you will be seen as a lazy and fast fuck...and who wants either..? well ok, some of you do, but even i can't help those of you that do...

3.Learn the fine art of seduction and how to make yourself appear even slightly interesting...that means the question "want to hook up?" should be banned from your mind forever...

4.Besting your odds by hitting on every woman that comes into the room looks a tad desperate...if you don't have more self respect, learn to at least pretend you do and start slow...just hit on every other one until you get some...(self respect, that is)

if you master these things, you may find you actually get laid more and actually have *good* sex with someone, rather than stock in internet porn sites and carpel tunnel syndrome....

My Ideal Person: i am drawn to intelligent, confident, strong and perhaps even arrogant energies...that applies to males or females.. the kind that can pull me in with simply a look or gesture..i love someone with a sense of humor that can make my sides hurt...

i mean no offense nor intend to sound like a bitch but you really need to be able to get and hold my attention or i'll have no interest in anything else...how long you can bury your tongue between my legs is of *no* interest to me...whether or not you have what it takes to get me on my knees *is*...

i wanna grow something wild and unruly...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
carlos santana is a God...toto, steely dan, most old motown

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
angelina jolie can keep me awake anytime she wants..

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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