I can't believe they made me do this twice!

I'm a homebody with a great sense of humor (think: Monty Python), I love to cook and eat and need someone to fatten me up.

Animals are one of my passions- ALL animals. They deserve happy, pain-free lives, and to be loved. I volunteer with several organizations. I'm attending 3 universities now online, in pursuit of my master's in information security management. Sort of forensic.

I love to see my lover happy, and go out of my way to pay attention and please. Surprise favorite dinners and flowers for no reason- and OMG!- backrubs. I am honest to a fault, I've never cheated, I don't fight and I don't hurt in any way.

I'll be back to flesh this out. If you hear anything that sounds good, drop a line. People- they are what life is all about, when you get down to it. I have no enemies.

Thanks for reading, and take gentle care.
Lorna