So i've got no job a very limited use of the english language i'm mostly drunk and only have one shoe (I think it's the left one) the car is busted. I suffer from a long list of ailments most of them social in nature and my first instinct is to run and hide. I'm not going to talk about the size of my junk or how i can balance a tea cup and two dancing monkeys on the end of it although that would be a cool trick. I just know that if the time is right it can point to the big dipper or where you left your keys at. I know you're thinking i want him to meet my mother LOL. First i am a long haul driver so i am running the 48 states for a living mostly north and east of TX. I like to think i still have it i just can't remember where i put it LOL. I think the speed is being taken over by accuracy though. I would love a nice dinner filled with good conversation and laughter and flirting. Sexy is what comes from this. I want to be able to say hamburger without moving my lipps go ahead try it it's not easy. I want to try that new bottle of wine and sit outside and listen to the world go bye very slowly. Are you smuggling erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me. I want to laugh until i have tears coming from my eyes. I have made it to the half century mark yea me. Well if your still reading this i have to say thanks for reading. I like boobs if anyone cares to know. If your a person that likes to do almost any of these things and you like they way my face looks then you should stop rite now and rite something down and send it to me.

My Ideal Person: #1 No psychos allowed. If the last three people you saw changed there phone numbers your probably the one. I want a good sense of humor. A woman who knows herself and what she wants easy to get along with. And a nice butt yes i am a man. If a nice evening is sitting around dinner and drinks talking about whatever runs through your mind is a good time then we should talk. Do you bowl it's a game of chance and circumstance plus i get to watch your butt as you carry through. If you don't mind being left on the side of the road cold wet and with only one shoe but with that feeling of oh fuck yeah that was fun then it's probally not going to be me that leaves you there those days are behind me. I like boobs oh maybe i said that already or for some of you i like boob you never know what mite have happened.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A strong chair. An overstuffed couch. Rolling around on
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