(I DON'T RESPOND TO "WINKS," PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T COMPLETED THEIR PROFILES, OR DON'T HAVE A PHOTO. IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT WHY WE MIGHT BE A GOOD MATCH, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MINE.)

I'm 77 but the right woman can make me feel like a teenager. I'm in good health, D/D free, and no couch potato. My only health problem is that my hearing isn't as good as it once was, thanks to the Army (I wear hearing aids).

I live every aspect of my life according to "The Golden Rule."

I'm a gentle gentleman who rarely loses his temper. I don't smoke and am a very light drinker. I both like and respect women. I expect to keep control my life and won't try to control yours. I'm not into S&M. Giving or receiving pain - whether physical, psychological, or emotional - is not a turn-on for me.

I enjoy all of the usual things - dining in/out, movies, live theater, entertaining guests, traveling, hiking, playing "friendly" bridge and other card/board games, gardening, and let's not forget sex. I especially enjoy being out in nature whether the sea shore, mountains, deserts, forests, lakes, etc. I'm no couch potato. I don't watch much TV - mostly news and PBS.

I'm not your typical "tit-man." A-cup to DD-cup is fine. The only things that matter to me about your breasts are that you're comfortable with whatever you have and how much pleasure they give you when they're being enjoyed by a man (namely, ME).

I'm a supportive helpmate. Very ethical, (can be) faithful, reliable, and considerate.
I'm about 20 pounds overweight - plump but not obese - but am losing it.

I'm open to anything from very casual, to NSA, to FwB, to monogamy, to marriage. Whatever we agree on.

To me sex is like a peice of excellent chocolate cake and making love is like the same cake with equally good frosting. I prefer frosted, but can very much enjoy unfrosted. "I'm looking for love but will gladly settle for sex." is where I'm at. Great sex happens when both people are trying to maximize the other's pleasure and satisfaction.

I'm not actually circumcized, but can skin it back completely for cleanliness.

I enjoy both indoor and outdoor activities. I'm equally comfortable in a suit and tie or in shorts and sneakers. I very much enjoy hot tubing (I don't have one) and exchanging massage (Have table, will travel).

My Ideal Person: I'm looking for a female who likes to be treated like a lady and enjoys being a woman. Other things that would be plusses would be femininity, high self confidence/self esteem, a positive attitude toward life, being assertive, uninhibited, and, of course, a good sense of humor (have you ever known ANYONE who didn't think THEY had one?). No, I can't define what makes a woman "feminine." It ain’t boobs or butt! It's more nearly an aura. Hopefully, you're someplace in the range of skinny to "pleasantly plump." I rarely find women beyond pleasantly plump appealing to me. Hopefully, you consider sex is an important part of the relationship. Age isn't important. In recent years, I haven't been finding women around my age attractive enough to turn me on. I don't care what your age is, 18 to 99, so long as you light my fire.

I won't normally respond to "Winks" or profiles without photos. If you're interested, tell me what you like and don't like about my profile and why you think we might be a good match.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Frank Sinatra, The Brothers Four, Glenn Miller, Johny Mathis

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
It involves a gal I once dated who was a great lover. This
started as a dream, but I love fantasizing about it. She
had moved to the mid-west. I stopped in her city on a business
trip. She met me at the airport. I rented a car and we left
the airport. She was wearing a nice silk dress that was sort
of like a kimono with a sash belt. When we were a few blocks
from the airport, she untied the sash and opened the front
of the kimono. She had nothing on under it. She lifted her
left knee onto the car seat (it was a bench seat rather than
bucket seats), reached down and spread her labia. I pulled
into a gas station and went down on her until she climaxed.
She returned the favor. We drove to her apartment and had
a morning blessed with oral and regular sex.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage, Haven't done a threesome but would be interested, Pretty much whatever you enjoy.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I haven't had a fantasy about either Cameron Diaz or
Meg Ryan, but I could. When I was much younger, it was Audry
Hepburn, Shirly MacLaine, and Liz Taylor.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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