I am a 64 years young, 5' 7", 175 pound, retired dirty old man (with a long forehead) that enjoys music, sports (baseball/softball, tennis, bowling, golf, etc..), firearms, motorcycles, horseback riding, and of course a wide variety of sexual activities.

I am NOT a sugar-daddy in waiting.

I can be a bit kinky. I like to make my own cock-ware. (maybe I could make you something to wear.) I have a various selection of sex toys (dildos, plugs, swing and such).

I really enjoy eating pussy (love to hear it talk to me), I enjoy giving blow-jobs to completion, I enjoy being sucked (by male or female), mutual masturbation (by male or female), and more.

I have a fascination with shaved pussies and a fascination with dicks (any size, any color).

I'd like to be the pivot-man in an oral gang-bang, participate in a gang-bang (will participate as a straight male or a bi male. Open to many other things and willing to learn. I am not a slave, but don't mind taking some direction. I may be willing to be fucked, if he's not to big and done gently. Not really sure, yet.

I have some cameras, video and still, and enjoy documenting meatings. I would be happy, as a non-participant if you prefer, to film or photo your "meating" or put together a portfolio for you. As long as I'm allowed to jack-off - lol. I want to build my own photo-video album but WILL NOT share pics unless that's what you want.

I enjoy quite, leisurely evenings at home in front of the TV, dining in and relaxing. I am very discreet and recently (June 2011) retested D&DF (expect the same). I desire occasional, non-committal fun sex.

I am NOT in search of a sole mate or a long term relationship. If it happens, that is OK with me. I am kinda set in my ways and don't need anyone to "Improve Me".



My Ideal Person: People who prefer their birthday suits to clothes, who enjoy playing with others, indoors or outdoors, discreet and absolutely NO head games.
(1) Non-pushy couples who love to share, straight or bi male. If male is straight I will respect his space and will not make any attempt to force the issue.
(2)Women who like to be licked, fondled and fucked(sometimes all at the same time).
(3) Men who like to be licked, fondled, stroked and sucked.

I am not searching for commitment. If we become friends and do things together of a non-sexual nature, great. (See intro for some of my the other things of interest).

Main Rule: No head games, be honest, and not to pushy/needy.

As far as my ideal playmates: Female - short, petite, bald pussy (might enjoy a 3-somes+): Male - a hard-on that loves to be sucked and stroked: Size does not matter, but I would really like to play with a monster cock some time soon. Couple - all of the above: TV - same as female plus nice tits and a stiff dick.

PLEASE REALIZE THAT NONE OF THESE IDEALS ARE WRITTEN IN STONE!!!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
no particular favorites, I

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I go into this adult book store, with movie booths that have
glory holes, and spend part of the evening playing with
other men’s dicks, giving blow-jobs and maybe even get
sucked while giving head. I take a break, go to my truck for
a quick beer and to let my mouth rest. As I’m finishing my
beer a car pulls in next to me with 3 men and 3 women. All “Little
People.” The driver rolls down his window and asks “Hey
Santa, wanna play with some elves?” I grab the rest of my
beer, get in the car and we go to their “play” house where
I get to perform all kinds of sex acts and end up worn out and
spent. After a good nights sleep, we do it all over again.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage, curious about anal

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I've always liked Sally Fields. She was really something
in that Playboy Bunny outfit. Plus I have a thing for short
women.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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