Divorced with a good attitude. Amusing and like to be amused. Like to laugh with and not at people, but I’m not thin-skinned about myself. Not a serious person and not looking for a serious relationship. Similar interest and good conversation is very cool, but I have no desire to jump back into an all encompassing, everyday relationship. I like people who are positive about life and that don’t find everything to be an obstacle. Don’t want a single girl or someone’s wife for that matter to own or to own me. I’m semi-retired and avoid those looking for sugar-daddies. Having money is good, but the capacity to enjoy simple things is very good. I’m not vain or overly concerned about my looks, but I am sort of easy on the eye for my age. I occasionally visit a bar, but not looking for companionship there. I don’t like drama. Life is interesting and challenging enough without that. I don’t get off on people who live for feeding others’ perceptions and one-upping each other. Don’t want to be someone’s half-assed trophy to show off with the bar crowd. Don’t normally get off on large groups or crowds. Gang bangs and being number 7 in a cast of 12 doesn’t interest me. I don’t get off on peeing on others and don’t want to be peed on myself. Kissing and caressing is important. Race and lifestyle is also important to me. I love everyone in the world, but that does not mean that I want to have sex with them. I’m a firm believer in knowing the statistics of disease and taking appropriate measures. If you do drugs, stay drunk, have close gay friends, or like to rack up numbers, you’re too risky for me. I like to know my companions pretty good. I have no desire to screw all of Montgomery personally or by proxy. Age is not a big issue, but I do lean more towards mature women who take care of themselves. But maturity and age don’t always relate directly. I smoke and drink socially and probably go through less than a 12 pack of beer or 1 ½ liter bottle of wine in a week. Not much on liquor but sometimes partake socially. I love boating, fishing, and the outdoors. It's important to me. I like good movies (all kinds) and would rather watch a DVD in the comfort of home, at my chosen sound level, with intermissions and snacks of my choice. I do like to dine out occasionally too. So, there you have it. A little worn, wary, curious, and set in my ways but not totally damaged.

My Ideal Person: I lean more toward interesting couples than singles because I’m still sort of wary of possessive/gold-digging/drama ridden/insecure single females. But I’m sure there are some like minded mature, single females looking too. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN MINORS OR WOMEN LACKING IN MENTAL CAPACITY. If you are interested in them, I don’t want to find myself in hell searching for ice water with you. Low toned sexy talk directed to me is good. Loud filthy talk that can be overheard by the couple with two kids, four tables away, is unacceptable. Flashing and sexy play is fun in the right consenting small group, but putting yourself (or your life) on display for the world is not. Using the GD word is totally unacceptable. Cheating on an unknowing or disapproving boyfriend or husband is totally unacceptable. If you like pain or someone’s fist or other large objects shoved up your butt, I’m not your guy. If you have ideas of putting anything in my butt, I’m not interested. If your guy wants to swap spit or anything else with me, I’m not your type. I like boobs small, medium, and somewhat large, but wise up girls, the nipple is the best part. Sag is sexy and a simple result of gravity and aging. A bit of a belly is also sexy. More than a bit is sometimes sexy too, but if you can’t see your woo woo in the mirror, that’s a bit too much for me. A few bumps, scars, winkles, some gray hair, snagged nails, etc just means that we probably have some things in common to talk about. But if you’re scarred up like a gator, dirty nails, with teeth and one eye missing, that’s probably a little too much for discussion. I like clean, neat people who don’t over do it with over-powering perfume or make-up. If you just dived into an Opium or Jungle Gardenia bottle or smell like last week’s catch or heavy smoking, that’s not for me. If you can’t turn your cell phone or beeper off for more than 30 minutes, you’re not my type. If you have more than 75 contacts in your cell phone, you probably don’t have time for me. If you waste other peoples time, that’s unacceptable. None of us are sure of another breath or single moment on earth, but do what you wish with your time and respect mine. I guess I could have just said sexy, caring, understanding, selfless, considerate, compassionate, discreet, healthy, uninhibited, happy, exciting (but laid back), and secure...but some of us have different definitions of those terms.