It really doesn't matter what I type here. Nobody reads these things anymore (now that I think about it, did they ever really).

The success rate of meeting is roughly 1-3% so I guess I'll just use this site the way everyone else does: as a shallow clearinghouse for my naughty pics and a vehicle for abuse from people I don't know who beg to meet me and promise me the world sexually...until I tell them we've only been chatting for roughly 5 minutes and how ridiculous it is to think having sex with anyone I've known for that period of time would be a success let alone mind blowing, toe curling, or mildly enjoyable.

My Ideal Person: An ideal person huh? How about a guy, girl, or couple who aren't complete and total jerks. Anyone who can truthfully say they aren't a jerk and doesn't have a proven track record of being a jerk can contact me; on this site it would be refreshing.

Please do not send me an elaborate erotic story. Most of the time it wasn't written by you and its fairly easy to perform a google search to find the real source. If you actually did write it, then that means you have enough talent to skip the BS and tell me about YOU!

In response to messages asking what I AM looking for as opposed to what I AM NOT looking for: ideally, I'd like to be friends with benefits...when I say "friends" I don't mean late night chat fests where we watch TV together on the phone while we wait for our hair to dry. I mean "friends" in the sense that we respect each other and maybe have a few drinks every now and then before...or after we let our bodies do the talking.

Just a side note: I have a thing for older white guys with salt and pepper hair who know and understand the simple pleasure of making a woman melt in their arms with a well placed touch or kiss. I will probably only respond to guys who meet this standard. To all others, good luck but no response is the only response you'll get from me.

Also, a woman is not bait. Let me explain: if you are a couple, that's great; couples are fun. If you are a single guy who has a "female friend that can join us for fun", I'm not interested; women are not bait and are not to be paraded out so you can get a positive response from someone on this site. If you have a female friend to play with, set up a couples profile and I'll take you more seriously or tell me about her later, otherwise its just another ploy to get into my pants.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Deathcabfor
Cutie

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Foreplay!!, Nipple Play

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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